Tell a Lie About the Person Above You

[Blackshear]

Pretty self-explanatory, I think. A nice companion to the "Flatter the Person Above You" topic.

An example will follow shortly.

 

[Blackshear]

^ a forum lurker too timid to post.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ scum-sucking bottom dweller

 

[Blackshear]

^ will not tell you what he thinks for fear of offending.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Really quite enjoyed when it was just the two of us posting.

 

[Blackshear]

^ plans to run for delegate next elections and solve the inactivity problem once and for all.

 

[Vilnoia1]

^^ Does not get his official duties done fast and efficiently!

 

[Blackshear]

^ enemy to all ducks.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ is a dirty, lying, rotten bastard. Also, no-good.

 

[Blackshear]

^ named a town in Georgia after me.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ likes Philosoraptor

 

[Vilnoia1]

^has little to no heart about what he says.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ smells funny. Like wildebeast.

 

[Blackshear]

^ considers a three-piece suit loungewear.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ shuffles his feet on carpet and forces his kids to call him "Electrodad, Bringer of Pain," or face his zappy wrath.

 

[Blackshear]

(That's not a lie.)

^ was once mistaken for Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ likes Burger King as much as J.D. Salinger did.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

 

[Blackshear]

^ thinks music is counter -productive to everyday life.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ a myopic chihuahua.

 

[Blackshear]

^ is conspiring to take the regional delegacy for her very own self.

 

[Vilnoia1]

^Doesn't live in Canada! He just pretends.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ lives in an Airstream in the backwoods of Montana.

 

[Blackshear]

^ knows because she lives there too.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Has a relatively enviable position in life

 

[IndieGirl]

^ has considered necrophilia.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

(whoops! This was the lie thread, thought this was the flattery thread, sorry Blackshear! This isn't a lie btw)

^Is her avatar, literally.

 

[IndieGirl]

According to Facebook, anyway.


^ prefers to eat things while upside-down.

 

[Blackshear]

^ ^ infallible

^ slow poster

 

[IndieGirl]

^ spends an hour every night combing his waist-length flowing golden locks of hair.

 

[Blackshear]

^ was once a magician's assistant. Until the accident.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ has drowned on numerous occasions and is actually typing to us from the other side.

 

[Blackshear]

^ is on the Utah Board of Tourism

 

[Vilnoia1]

^Loves to shovel snow during a blizzard.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ only wears argyle socks.

 

[Blackshear]

^ has a mumu for every mood.

 

[OPArsenal]

^ owns a kudu that eats kudzu before it makes dudu.

 

[IndieGirl]

^'s favorite thing about placenta is the cold placenta sandwiches the next day.

 

[Blackshear]

^ has a copy of Celine Dion's lost rap album.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ keeps trying to steal it from me and swap it out with Hanson's breakthrough reggae album.