Give the above poster a useless superpower

Blackshear

TNPer

• Dec 6, 2010

• #161

I like brussel sprouts.

^ summons an alien horde every time she sneezes.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Dec 10, 2010

• #162

^ summons a sneeze every time there is an alien horde.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Dec 11, 2010

• #163

^ can increase read speeds on dvds by 2.56%

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Dec 11, 2010

• #164

^ can read the minds of songbirds.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 27, 2011

• #165

Can spell things backwards just as fast as he can spell them normally.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2011

• #166

Can overwhelm the small-minded with the power of cheese.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 27, 2011

• #167

I think cheese can do that by itself!

^ automatically knows what's on the last page of any book just by touching it.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2011

• #168

^ can pierce ears by snapping her fingers.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 27, 2011

• #169

That would be extremely useful!

^ can snap his fingers when someone's getting their ears pierced.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 28, 2011

• #170

^ can make it rain in Seattle.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 28, 2011

• #171

^ shoots invisible goldfish from his fingertips.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 28, 2011

• #172

^ can control balsa wood with her mind.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 28, 2011

• #173

^ can drink through his ears.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 28, 2011

• #174

^ can smell through her ears and owns a smellophone on account of that.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 28, 2011

• #175

^ can divine the location of every known twinkie in the universe.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 28, 2011

• #176

Can blink salt water.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 28, 2011

• #177

^ has red eyes.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 28, 2011

• #178

Can ^TM anything with a wave of her witchy hand.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 29, 2011

• #179

^ knows who stole the old, smaller, prettier ^TM and has relegated me to the superimpose tags.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 29, 2011

• #180

^ master of baseless accusations and innuendo.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2011

• #181

^ the only known brandisher of the quintuple entendre.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2011

• #182

Not not not not not not not not not a nontuple negative ninja.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #183

^sneezes in an assortment of colors.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #184

^ can shoot gumballs out his ears at passing teenagers.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #185

^can summon the Street Fighter arcade voiceover guy to narrate her live

:oe opens door, pulls out chair, sits down, and turns on computer::

QUADRUPLE COM-COM-COMBO!

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #186

Oh my god, that would be the coolest super power ever.


^ can dance on his head better than most dancers can dance on their feet.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #187

^ can paint with her eyelashes.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #188

^ can lash people with paintbrushes.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #189

^ can see through slightly opaque glass bricks. WITH HER MIND!

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #190

^ can see through the ends of his fingers, but only in the dark!

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #191

^ can steer houseboats through the shallowest of fjords

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #192

^ can pine for the fjords like an ex-parrot.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #193

^can channel blackbeard the pirate.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #194

^ walks around with a miniature Redbeard the pirate on his shoulders every sixteenth wednesday.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #195

^has ungodly abilities to focus on spamming.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #196

^ can unleash a octuple-pronged spam attack.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #197

^Is learning about my upgraded tactics.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #198

^ is using a footkeyboard and three monitors.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #199

^is using only her mind.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #200

^ can blow things up by touching them.