Blackshear
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^ can shoot spaghetti from his eyes.
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Monte Ozarka
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^ can summon an infinite supply of #2 pencils
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^ can turn her finger into a sharpie.
Blackshear
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^ can dispense Pez from his neck.
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^ can turn things into poison chocolate, but only if she is holding Dubya's ear.
Blackshear
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^ can generally detect gender simply by looking.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can morph his nose into any shape
Blackshear
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^ can absorb water like a sponge, but only an ounce or two.
Monte Ozarka
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^ has hair made of spaghetti
Blackshear
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^ sneezes bubbles.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can broil steak by blowing on it
Blackshear
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^ can grow inch long hair anywhere on her person.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can mind control moon monsters
Monte Ozarka
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^ effortlessly breathes twice the human capacity of air
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^ can crack wise about someone's momma, and not get pantsed.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can glue his hands together, if he so wished
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^ can prevent sweat on small chinese women.
Monte Ozarka
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^ comes with bonus rumble pack
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^ has sweet karate action that only works while fighting babies.
Blackshear
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^ can crush grapes with one hand.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can easily read tiny text at half speed
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^ can spew obscenities faster than everyone in Tuscon.
Blackshear
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^ can make her hair go invisible.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can change the windspeed at the top of Mt. Everest
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^ can imagine random superpowers.
Monte Ozarka
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^ can inflate his lungs with pure nitrogen
Blackshear
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^ can wiggle her ears at hypersonic speeds
Monte Ozarka
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^ can turn brown beer bottles green and green ones brown
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^ can get past security at abandoned prisons whenever she wants.
Blackshear
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^ can turn powder to Jello.
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^ can make things wet with a faucet
Monte Ozarka
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^ can channel Tony Bennett in the shower
Monte Ozarka
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^ can cause others to hallucinate about squirrels for 2 seconds at a time
Monte Ozarka
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^ can expand the size of scissors by 10%
Blackshear
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^ can make her clothes fly, but not while wearing them.