Give the above poster a useless superpower

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #41

^ can shoot spaghetti from his eyes.

 

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Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #42

^ can summon an infinite supply of #2 pencils

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #43

^ can turn her finger into a sharpie.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #44

^ can dispense Pez from his neck.

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #45

^ can turn things into poison chocolate, but only if she is holding Dubya's ear.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #46

^ can generally detect gender simply by looking.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #47

^ can morph his nose into any shape

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #48

^ can absorb water like a sponge, but only an ounce or two.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #49

^ has hair made of spaghetti

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #50

^ sneezes bubbles.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 13, 2007

• #51

^ can broil steak by blowing on it

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #52

^ can grow inch long hair anywhere on her person.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #53

^ can mind control moon monsters

 

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ZetaOne

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #54

^ can not blink for an hour.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #55

^ effortlessly breathes twice the human capacity of air

 

Z

ZetaOne

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #56

^ can float 1cm above the ground for 1 second on every February 29th

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 14, 2007

• #57

^ has glow-in-the-dark buttocks, between the hours of noon and 3 pm.

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #58

^ can crack wise about someone's momma, and not get pantsed.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #59

^ can glue his hands together, if he so wished

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #60

^ can prevent sweat on small chinese women.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #61

^ comes with bonus rumble pack

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #62

^ has sweet karate action that only works while fighting babies.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #63

^ can crush grapes with one hand.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #64

^ can easily read tiny text at half speed

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #65

^ can spew obscenities faster than everyone in Tuscon.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #66

^ can make her hair go invisible.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #67

^ can change the windspeed at the top of Mt. Everest

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #68

^ can imagine random superpowers.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 14, 2007

• #69

^ can inflate his lungs with pure nitrogen

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 15, 2007

• #70

^ can wiggle her ears at hypersonic speeds

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #71

^ can turn brown beer bottles green and green ones brown

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #72

^ can get past security at abandoned prisons whenever she wants.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #73

^ can turn powder to Jello.

 

M

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #74

^ can make things wet with a faucet

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #75

^ can channel Tony Bennett in the shower

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 16, 2007

• #76

^ can hover four feet off the ground and propel herself forward at 12 mph when licking a tortoise.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #77

^ can cause others to hallucinate about squirrels for 2 seconds at a time

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 16, 2007

• #78

^ shoots chopped celery out her eyebrows. On Wednesday.

 

M

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #79

^ can expand the size of scissors by 10%

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #80

^ can make her clothes fly, but not while wearing them.