Give the above poster a useless superpower

[syber rad]

As explained in the title.

do it.

Edit: mole shaggers should go to IG for this one, she came up with the idea, i just posted first.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ can levitate when he's asleep and no one's around him.

 

[Blackshear]

^ can excrete hair gel from her fingers. Unfortunately the radioactive blast that gave her this power also embalded her.

 

[IndieGirl]

^'s toenails grow at 50x the normal rate, but only on Tuesdays.

 

[Blackshear]

^ trails a fine mist of dust wherever she goes.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can fly, but only on February 29th, and even then only at .5 mph.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Can shoot mini-marshmallows out his left nostril after 5 pm when there's a female within 3 meters of him.

 

[Blackshear]

^ can make her eyebrows turn invisible.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

^ has tractor beam eyes

 

[IndieGirl]

^ can turn traffic lights to yellow from 4 blocks away.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can shrink herself, but can't make herself any taller.

 

[Blackshear]

^ has tractor beam eyes

Oh, but I do.


^ everything that touches her skin turns purple (not one of the nicer shades either).

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ has the ability to look past race and gender.

 

[syber rad]

^ can snapfreeze carrots just by whistling 'home on the range' to them

 

[Monte Ozarka]

^ can change lightbulbs from up to an inch away!

 

[syber rad]

^ can morph both hands into various neckties

 

[FaeMein]

^ is able to infuse cannaloni noodles with jelly beans by doing the chicken dance

 

[syber rad]

^ once gave George Bush Sr. a telepathic wedgie

 

[FaeMein]

ROTFLMAO ! ....shhhhhhh no one was suppose to know twere me!

^ able to play twister with only himself

 

[syber rad]

^ can breathe inside a vat of mercury

 

[IndieGirl]

^ can talk to Veebs, but can't hear anything he says back.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

^ Can shoot spaghetti out of her fingertips

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can giggle at supersonic speed

 

[IndieGirl]

^ can only express his moods through prodigious interpretive dance.

 

[Kangarawa]

^ can turn dill pickles into gherkins

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can make deoderant less effective.

 

[IndieGirl]

Special glands in ^'s elbows secrete a super high-quality chapstick.

 

[syber rad]

^ can make the surface of the sun 4 degrees warmer by blinking a certain code

 

[Great Bights Mum]

^ can turn cash into dust.

 

[syber rad]

^ can interpret the look in a mean bear's eyes perfectly

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can turn price tags green

 

[syber rad]

^ can sense when someone is about to let rip in an elevator.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can perform a sex change operation simply by blinking.

 

[syber rad]

guess i cant blink around IG then. or i'll have to always blink twice in very quick succession.

^ can make emos smile

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ has fart propulsion.

 

[syber rad]

^ can blink at 500 bpm

 

[ZetaOne]

^ can eat rocks

 

[Monte Ozarka]

^ can telekinetically make balloon animals

 

[IndieGirl]

^ heightens the hearing sensitivity of people within 50' of her, when she's barefoot.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

^ can blind herself. Handy when the odd fat guy decides to strip for her.