Give the above poster a useless superpower
- Thread starter syber rad
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Monumental Proportions
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^ spits acid at kittens when hyper.
Monumental Proportions
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^ can turn her arms into carrots.
Monumental Proportions
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^ can turn Easter grass into jello.
Monumental Proportions
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^ can make people lick each other.
Monumental Proportions
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^ can set himself on fire, then die. But only when he is in no danger at all.
Democratic Donkeys
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^Can calculate international postage rates, in real time!!!
Blackshear
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^ can make girls cry and rock skinny ties simultaneously.
Blackshear
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^ can outdance zombies
Moany Old Gits
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^Can kill a lion with bear hands in the pitch black of night
Democratic Donkeys
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^Can assign entire megafauna to regular human appendages.
Blackshear
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^ can affect the weather in China through the clever manipulation of his pet butterfly Binky.
Democratic Donkeys
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^Can harness the might of a thousand socks-worth of static electricity to marginally charge an electric toothbrush.
Blackshear
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^ can light up the whole world with his smile.
Democratic Donkeys
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(That sounds like an awesome and very useful superpower)
^Has the mighty power to eliminate grass stains from jeans!
^Has the mighty power to eliminate grass stains from jeans!
Blackshear
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(But not my son's white baseball pants.)
^ can pummel evil doers with a pithy quip.
^ can pummel evil doers with a pithy quip.
Democratic Donkeys
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^Has the power to speak to bats, sadly all they ever talk about these days is how awful things are for them. Buncha whiners.
^ hears everything people say as spoonerisms. ^ is also immune to anxiety medication and anger management programs, which is particularly sad, because hearing people constantly spoonerisming spoonerizing(?) is one of the most stressful, frustrating things in the world.
Blackshear
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^ speaks in auto-tune making her every utterance danceable.
Blackshear
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^ has icy, chill powers but only uses them to make margaritas.
Blackshear
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^ can make s'mores with her mind!