Give the above poster a useless superpower

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #81

^ can turn her pinky invisible, while wearing aluminum foil.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #82

^ can climb sides of buildings by using his snot as sticky tac by flicking and sticking as he climbs.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Mar 16, 2007

• #83

^ can spin like a 4-year-old.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Mar 17, 2007

• #84

^ can fling exploding pooo.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 20, 2007

• #85

That is SOOO not useless.

^ knows Swahillian sign language.

 

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Mar 20, 2007

• #86

^ can crack her toes louder than the average human.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 20, 2007

• #87

^ has the ability to make infants look far more hilarious than average

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 21, 2007

• #88

^ can talk in txt msg.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 23, 2007

• #89

^ can create time warps going back to thursday 13th of April, 1465. but can only stay for 12.4 miutes.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 24, 2007

• #90

^ can accurately whistle every song from Fiddler on the Roof with his tear ducts.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #91

^ can understand the secret meaning of smickey! when said by 2 year olds

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 24, 2007

• #92

^ can speak fluent eland.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #93

^ can get people to follow her where ever she goes after they read her poetry.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 24, 2007

• #94

How is that useless?! Oh wait. I hate people. Right. Good one, MI!

^ can shoot Dr. Pepper out his kneecaps on Sundays.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #95

^ can snore in the wakeful state.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 24, 2007

• #96

^ can wake in the snoreful state.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #97

^ can befuddle words in a way that makes sense.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #98

IndieGirl:

^ can speak fluent eland.

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totally useful. how else is ramulus (thats our future eland's new name) going to know the way to uni?

^ can give people conjuntivitis on thursdays between 9 and 10 pm

 

Snafturi

TNPer

• Mar 24, 2007

• #99

Can turn beer into fruit juice.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 25, 2007

• #100

useful when my girl doesnt drink the 'alcohol'.

^ can sense when a pair of shoes is sold for less than cost price in Moscow

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 26, 2007

• #101

^ can psychically attack people with a flutter of used post-it notes.

 

Apollo-Industria

TNPer

• Mar 26, 2007

• #102

^ can turn into corn.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Mar 26, 2007

• #103

^ has mr. fantastic's ears

 

Apollo-Industria

TNPer

• Mar 27, 2007

• #104

^ can eat fast.

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Apr 4, 2007

• #105

Can kill a yak at 300 paces

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 4, 2007

• #106

Can render a computer as useful as it currently is.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Apr 4, 2007

• #107

can fix broken automatic staplers work just by putting her hand in it

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Apr 5, 2007

• #108

fires old candy corn from his big toe

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Apr 5, 2007

• #109

Can draw pictures of ligers with his eyes

 

Apollo-Industria

TNPer

• Apr 6, 2007

• #110

can make his tooth the size of Rosey O'Donald

 

Monumental Proportions

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #111

Can lick his eyelids. Backwards.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 11, 2007

• #112

Can sing perfect renditions of every Led Zeppelin song ever, but only when singing them backwards.

 

S

Sydia

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #113

(That's a useless power?)

^ can hover a millimeter off the ground when listening to prog rock.

 

Daimiaena

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #114

Can quote any line from any film.....in latin....

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 11, 2007

• #115

^'s feet are protected by invisible shoes when humming anything by Bette Midler.

 

Daimiaena

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #116

^ Can be invisible in the presence of Guavas....

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 11, 2007

• #117

^ Turns purple when Barry Manilow plays a live show in Kansas.

 

Daimiaena

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #118

^Can walk on water...only if it's less than one centimetre deep...

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Apr 11, 2007

• #119

^ has soap-secreting glands in his skin, but they only secrete soap when he's covered in mud or excrement.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Apr 11, 2007

• #120

wouldnt that be the time when soap glands would be most wanted?

^ can infatuate nerds from the other side of the globe through the power of email.