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- Thread starter Fedele
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Not strictly on topic, but Digitalis' new avatar, coupled with the Lexiconians’ mission to show us the error of our ways reminded me of this:
LEXICONIAN: What's this, then? Lexicones Eunt Domus'? 'People called Lexicons they go the house'?
DIGITALIS: It-- it says, 'Lexiconians, go home'.
LEXICONIAN: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Lexiconian'? Come on!
DIGITALIS: Aah!
LEXICONIAN: Come on!
DIGITALIS: 'L….Lexiconus'?
LEXICONIAN: Goes like...?
DIGITALIS: 'Anus'?
LEXICONIAN: Vocative plural of 'anus' is...?
DIGITALIS: Eh. 'Ani'?
LEXICONIAN: 'Lexiconi'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
DIGITALIS: 'Go'. Let--
LEXICONIAN: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
DIGITALIS: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
LEXICONIAN: So 'eunt' is...?
DIGITALIS: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
LEXICONIAN: But 'Lexiconians, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
DIGITALIS: The... imperative!
LEXICONIAN: Which is...?
DIGITALIS: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
LEXICONIAN: How many Lexiconians?
DIGITALIS: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
LEXICONIAN: 'Ite'.
DIGITALIS: Ah. Eh.
LEXICONIAN: 'Domus'?
DIGITALIS: Eh.
LEXICONIAN: Nominative?
DIGITALIS: Oh.
LEXICONIAN: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
DIGITALIS: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
LEXICONIAN: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
DIGITALIS: The locative, sir!
LEXICONIAN: Which is...?!
DIGITALIS: 'Domum'.
LEXICONIAN: 'Domum'.
DIGITALIS: Aaah! Ah.
LEXICONIAN: 'Um'. Understand?
DIGITALIS: Yes, sir.
LEXICONIAN: Now, write that out a hundred times.
DIGITALIS: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Insane Power, sir.
LEXICONIAN: Hail Insane Power. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
DIGITALIS: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Insane Power and everything, sir!
LEXICONIAN: What's this, then? Lexicones Eunt Domus'? 'People called Lexicons they go the house'?
DIGITALIS: It-- it says, 'Lexiconians, go home'.
LEXICONIAN: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Lexiconian'? Come on!
DIGITALIS: Aah!
LEXICONIAN: Come on!
DIGITALIS: 'L….Lexiconus'?
LEXICONIAN: Goes like...?
DIGITALIS: 'Anus'?
LEXICONIAN: Vocative plural of 'anus' is...?
DIGITALIS: Eh. 'Ani'?
LEXICONIAN: 'Lexiconi'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
DIGITALIS: 'Go'. Let--
LEXICONIAN: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
DIGITALIS: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
LEXICONIAN: So 'eunt' is...?
DIGITALIS: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
LEXICONIAN: But 'Lexiconians, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
DIGITALIS: The... imperative!
LEXICONIAN: Which is...?
DIGITALIS: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
LEXICONIAN: How many Lexiconians?
DIGITALIS: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
LEXICONIAN: 'Ite'.
DIGITALIS: Ah. Eh.
LEXICONIAN: 'Domus'?
DIGITALIS: Eh.
LEXICONIAN: Nominative?
DIGITALIS: Oh.
LEXICONIAN: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
DIGITALIS: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
LEXICONIAN: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
DIGITALIS: The locative, sir!
LEXICONIAN: Which is...?!
DIGITALIS: 'Domum'.
LEXICONIAN: 'Domum'.
DIGITALIS: Aaah! Ah.
LEXICONIAN: 'Um'. Understand?
DIGITALIS: Yes, sir.
LEXICONIAN: Now, write that out a hundred times.
DIGITALIS: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Insane Power, sir.
LEXICONIAN: Hail Insane Power. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
DIGITALIS: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Insane Power and everything, sir!
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Guest
dont pick it up
TNPer
flem the poster with the quote was just, amazing
dont pick it up
TNPer
dont pick it up
TNPer
the original was bigger PB resized it
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- Former English Colony
- Discord
- Erastide
I really like this one
the original was bigger PB resized it
Monumental Proportions
TNPer
dont pick it up
TNPer
for the record its a blind guy not a pimp
Monumental Proportions
TNPer
Hm...looks like a pimp.
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- Former English Colony
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- Erastide
hides
Now THAT is Erastide as I have always pictured her. 
Monumental Proportions
TNPer
It's nice to know she protects even that lowly farmer and his mule.Now THAT is Erastide as I have always pictured her.
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- TNP Nation
- Former English Colony
- Discord
- Erastide
Now THAT is Erastide as I have always pictured her.
Monumental Proportions
TNPer
It's ok Eras, I don't think of you as a benevolent dictator.Now THAT is Erastide as I have always pictured her.
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- TNP Nation
- Former English Colony
- Discord
- Erastide
irrelevant
Southwest Asia
TNPer
- Pronouns
- she/her
- TNP Nation
- Former English Colony
- Discord
- Erastide
OPArsenal
TNPer
dont pick it up
TNPer
hahaha flem classic!
You may need to be British or Irish to appreciate this one....
