Ever Increasing Better-Thans

I've had opportunity to listen to her stereo the past couple of days. She ain't foolin, so you must have one heckuva system.

My old car's turbocharged 5.6L V8 knocks all that out of the water, mang.
 
Just for Poe/IG:

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My Audiostrobe glasses are better than your goggles, yet the same thing at the same time, because they are goggles with cool blinky lites and headphones!
 
My hangover is better than your Hat FM. It has the same qualities: feels like something's been tightened around my head and I hear the worst pop songs ever playing over and over again. What is better with my hangover is that it is free and I can take a shower without taking it off.
 
My Dr. Jean Grey of X-Men is better than your hammer, because with her I can alter my surroundings without moving a finger.
 
I am better than your Team USA because I have actually scored a goal against a Czech goalkeeper. (No wonder he was an exchange student, not a football professional :lol: ).
 
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