Ever Increasing Better-Thans

Cthul Murgos

TNPer

• Feb 12, 2006

• #41

I've had opportunity to listen to her stereo the past couple of days. She ain't foolin, so you must have one heckuva system.

My old car's turbocharged 5.6L V8 knocks all that out of the water, mang.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 16, 2006

• #42

My truck is better than your old car because it is black

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 16, 2006

• #43

My Darth Vader shirt is better than your truck because it has Darth Vader on it.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 16, 2006

• #44

My darth vader underpants are better than your darth vader shirt because they have me in them.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 16, 2006

• #45

Flem wins this round. Nothing beats Vader underpants with Flem in them.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 17, 2006

• #46

My apartment's better than yours because it has plush carpeting. *rolls around on it*

 

Nem

TNPer

• Feb 17, 2006

• #47

My iPod is better than your apartment becuse it has Barenaked Ladies in it!

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 21, 2006

• #48

Just for Poe/IG:

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 21, 2006

• #49

My Sony NWA 1000 beats your iPod because ..... it just does.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #50

My refridgerator is better than your Sony NWA 1000 because music can't be eaten.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #51

My NWA CD is better than your refrigerator because it's straight outta Compton.

Nigga.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #52

My TI-83 is better than your NWA CD because it has tetris.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #53

My Xbox 360 is better than your calculator becasue it has the new Geometry Wars on it...

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #54

My body is better than your Xbox 360, because more girls have played with it.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #55

My house is better than your body, because it's cleaner.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #56

Ok, I'll get a shower.

My shower is better than your house because people get wet in there.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #57

My computer is better than your shower because it has live shower cams.

 

AlHoma

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #58

My goggles are better than your computer because they can survive full imersion in water...

 

Ceysil

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2006

• #59

My Audiostrobe glasses are better than your goggles, yet the same thing at the same time, because they are goggles with cool blinky lites and headphones!

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 7, 2006

• #60

My Hat FM is better than your Audiostrobe glasses because it's a hat and a radio as well.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #61

My hangover is better than your Hat FM. It has the same qualities: feels like something's been tightened around my head and I hear the worst pop songs ever playing over and over again. What is better with my hangover is that it is free and I can take a shower without taking it off.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #62

My camera is better than your hangover because it has pictures of Jacksonville Jaguars players in it.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 8, 2006

• #63

My shirt is better than your camera because it has me in it. And I made it myself.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #64

My pants are better than your shirt because...well, yeah.

 

Groclant

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #65

My shirt is better than your pants because of the pocket protector.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #66

My monitor is better than your shirt because it has glass.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #67

My Franz Ferdinand is better than your monitor because your monitor can't do a live show.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #68

My Hummvee is better than your Franz Ferdinand because it can drive through 20 feet of water.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #69

My paper is better than your Humvee because it can turn into a wicked cool airplane.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2006

• #70

My stapler is better than your paper because it can puncture it.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 11, 2006

• #71

My coffee mug is better than your stapler because it can hold liquids

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 12, 2006

• #72

My hammer is better than your coffee mug becasue I can use it to alter my surroundings at will.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 12, 2006

• #73

My Dr. Jean Grey of X-Men is better than your hammer, because with her I can alter my surroundings without moving a finger.

 

OPArsenal

TNPer

• Jun 12, 2006

• #74

My fantasy World Cup side is better than your Jean Grey because it would win more soccer matches.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 12, 2006

• #75

My reality is better than your fantasy world cup because I win all the time.

*twitch*

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 12, 2006

• #76

My USA World Cup Team is better than your reality because they can actually score.

Oh no, wait.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 13, 2006

• #77

I am better than your Team USA because I have actually scored a goal against a Czech goalkeeper. (No wonder he was an exchange student, not a football professional ).

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 14, 2006

• #78

My Saudi's are better than your Czech goalkeeper because they make me oil.

 

Lazy Wizard

TNPer

• Jun 16, 2006

• #79

But the question was are they better than me, not that poor Czech guy.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Jun 16, 2006

• #80

My hand is better than you because it can bend stuff.