Big Bang Theory, Season 3.
Raj: "I'm going to be deported, sent home in disgrace, exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay, or as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service."
Sheldon: "Like the subordinate male protagonist in countless action movies who disappears halfway through the second reel, I have returned to save the day. [pause]. Odd, he's usually met by cheers."
Sheldon: "There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it."
Penny: "I give up. He's impossible!"
Sheldon: "I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'."
Wolowitz: "They're called tattoo sleeves... Put them on, have freaky sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetary."
Leonard: "I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar."
Sheldon: "You catch even more with manure, what's your point?"
Sheldon: *Holding Flash #123* "I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-conceived cricket wager."
Penny: "What, do they have Wii Cricket now? Well, that can’t be very popular."
I am in love with this show.