TNP Vending Machine!

[IndieGirl]

Put something in, and take something out.

Play it like this:

I post what I'm going to put in the vending machine, and the person below me posts what I'll get out of it. They they post what THEY put in it...and so on, and so forth.


*Puts in two nails and an old shoe*

 

[OPArsenal]

You got Francos Spain.

I put in a Toshiba notebook computer.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get an angsty Leif Ericson.

*inserts a prophylactic*

 

[OPArsenal]

You get me.

I insert a computer mouse and a will to succeed.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get kicked in the libido.

*I insert my hand*

 

[OPArsenal]

You get superglue and an ass.

I insert Johnny Knoxville.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get punched by an irate priest.


*inserts three quarters and a dime, and tries to prise her hand from the ass*

 

[OPArsenal]

You get what you've always wanted.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

 

[Namyeknom]

You get the munchies...

*inserts a red biro*

 

[IndieGirl]

You get Sydia. And I beat you up for him.



I insert a 5" floppy.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get a nine inch Woody. I mean this guy, ye pervs...

I insert a dirty mind...

 

[IndieGirl]

You get pwned. By a girl. With no legs.


I insert a jar of fireflies.

 

[Fedele]

You get the logic of nazism

*inserts a nickel*

 

[IndieGirl]

You get your nickel back. You can't buy anything from a vending machine with just a nickel these days. DUH.



I insert $2.50. In dimes.

 

[Kumiko]

You get a pair of handcuffs engraved with the words "Do not use on penis".

I put in a pack of cigarettes and three cubes of blue jello.

 

[WishyWashyWonder]

You get a photo of Martha Stewart's newest book.

I put in a cup of coffee and a white rabbit.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get the red pill. See how deep the rabbit hole goes...

I put in Mr. Anderson.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

You get a life sized Elf blowup doll.

*Inserts a used teabag and broken dreams*

 

[OPArsenal]

You get incriminating photos.

I insert Bill O'Reilly.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get banned.


*inserts her tongue*

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

You get what is wrong with america today. :angry:

*Inserts a coke cap and a used lighter*


EDIT: Damn it all, that went with the O'Reilly one.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get Tyrone.

I insert spam.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get me.


I insert DD's libido.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get me.

I insert cocaine in a can, baby!

 

[IndieGirl]

You get diet.

*inserts an invisible sweater*

 

[OPArsenal]

^ gets Gatesville.

I insert Borgs.

 

[IndieGirl]

You get Swedish Fish. And Deanna Troi.


*inserts a last shred of dignity*

 

[OPArsenal]

You get your ADN membership.

I insert politics.

 

[Fedele]

You get a kick in the balls

I insert Empire Earth

 

[OPArsenal]

You get a great, albeit complicated RTS.

I insert J Allard.

 

[Fedele]

You get another kick in the balls

This machine just doesn't like you, does it?

*Fedele inserts a pervertable

 

[OPArsenal]

You get a dancing green alien.

I insert a hockey puck, then I put on a cup.

 

[Fedele]

You get the San Jose Sharks and are terribly disappointed....


...this machine REALLY doesn't like you...

*Fedele inserts a heart of gold

 

[OPArsenal]

The machine shoots you in the crotch with a cue ball.

Tamooki suit, motherfucker.

I insert common sense.

 

[Fedele]

You get a firm handshake from Monica Lewinsky

I cough blood into the slot

 

[IndieGirl]

You get tuberculosis.


I insert Tycho.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get the Tamooki suit, motherfucker.

I insert the two old men that sing the Chappelle's Show theme.

 

[Sirixis]

You get the two old guys from the Muppet show.

I insert a Canadian flag.

 

[OPArsenal]

You get free healthcare (*OPArsenal grouses to the gummint*)

I insert a tax-and-spend liberal.

 

[Huma]

you get a generic socialist

I insert a salmon