I'll Maim You With A Spoon!

SPOOOOOON!

Yay! The Tick! He's my :wub:.



In Elizabethan England the spoon was such a novelty, such a prized rarity, that people carried their own folding spoons to banquets. (This was true, however, for only the people who were invited to banquets.)
 
OMG! I Luv the Tick and his little bunnyman (yes I know he's a moth) sidekick Arthur!

Actually I think his battle cry is much better -- "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
 
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^ thats just wrong.

But if he does really think that there is no distinction between virtue and vice, why, Sir, when he leaves our houses, let us count our spoons.
- Samuel Johnson
 
^ spoon head.

In related news, I watched an episode of Reno 911! and Trudy tried to kill herself. She loved the suicide watch, and proposed to LT Dangle that they spoon.

Yes.
 
The definition of pervertible:

To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.

To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.

To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See synonyms at corrupt

To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an analysis that perverts
the meaning of the poem
 
5000AD, somewhere on the outer rim of the galaxy. A small scientific research vessel, on a routine exploration mission, has discovered the remains of an ancient civilisation. Scans of the planet show only primitive life forms, those that occur after a planet has suffered a global catastrophe. The atmosphere is dense with acidic clouds, and ash storms. Passing over a crumbling metropolis, a faint signal is picked up, the last flickers of life of a communications system. Landing near its strongest signal point, the crew busy themselves with establishing a link with a dead world. Days pass as they proceed through the slow process of deciphering languages and protocols. Eventually, they have a link established, and a reasonable certainty that they will be able to extract the data in a usable form. The captain and crew wait impatiently around a projection screen, waiting for contact. A buzz fills the air, and networks and cables slowly come to life after centuries of decay. A single blinking cursor emerges on to the screen, and then after a moments stillness, the screen slowly begins to fill up, with a single phrase, repeated over and over...














*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
*IndieGirl spoons with you.
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True story. Must be, its quoted.
 
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