Indie's Inanities

Customer's husband, Joe, called in wanting to make sure that he wouldn't be responsible for anything going on with the account, which I told him he wouldn't because his name's nowhere on it.

He said that his wife was all hot and bothered by the two sales guys who sold her the system. He said she wanted to have an affair with one of them. He said she may have had an affair with one of them. He then told me that he was getting divorced because his wife just went crazy, and now she's had a bunch of boyfriends and a bunch of affairs, and then he said he didn't understand it, that he was probably just too nice. He insisted that he knew how to have a good time, and that he had plenty of money and was comfortably situated.

I asked him if there was anything else I could help him with, and he wanted to know if I knew any single women. I told him that I knew a fair few, and he said, "30 or older?" I said no. He said, "27?" I told him my best friend was 27. He told me to give her his number, and wanted to know if we were located in Chicago. I said, "No, we're in Utah." And he was like "Utah? So like, a long distance relationship? Huh. Is that one of them Mormon deals?" I said there are a fair few of us who are Mormon, yes. He wanted to know if I was a Mormon. I told him I was. He said he was catholic, and I told him my boyfriend used to be catholic. He told me to tell my friend to send him a text message and he'd text her a picture of him, because even though he's 43 he looks like he's 30. (Yeah, right) And he said he'd fly her out to Chicago if he had to.

He then told me that I should come out to Chicago and he'd show me around the city and then we could spend some time with a case of wine and he could unload all of his emotional baggage to me because I'm so easy to talk to.

CRAZY MAN! I laughed so hard.

Told him to call back if he had any questions, and he said, 'Do they have to be alarm system related?'

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A Doctor from Burley, ID called today about his bill.  During the survey, he told me this story about his wife:

They lived in Salt Lake City in the Village Apartments.  His wife was home with their little boys who she had just put down for naps.  A vagrant man kicked the door down to their apartment.  His wife jumped up on the couch and approached the 6'6", 250lb man and said, "You need to use the bathroom.  It's the first door on the left."  She then led him down the hall and into the bathroom.  She told him to use the bathroom, flush the toilet when he was done and wash his hands.  While he was in the bathroom, she called the police and they came and got the man.  He said his wife is better than any security system...

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IndieGirl:

Favorite DD quote that I just found again: "Heh, and here you thought it couldn't be any worse. Then IP throws you a shovel."

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