Indie's Inanities

IndieGirl:
See you tomorrow children. I'm off to beat the pants off an apartment full of guys who think they're better at Halo 2 than I am.

The fools.

*IndieGirl waves bye!
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IG is beating the pants off all those guys!! I didn't know that was allowed in Utah? ;) Good on ya for kicking their butts though. Halo is the game that made up my mind between and Xbox and PS2.
 
Monumental Proportions:
Very true. They fascinate us oh so much.

I'm on the edge of my seat wondering what they did now.
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Hrmm...I'm going to say one went to get the other at work, then they went to one of their houses and watched something on HBO, and then did something until one of them passed out.


That's my postulation. Or at least, it would be, if I cared.
 
IndieGirl:
I don't understand how six guys who play games fairly regularly have a hard time getting the energy sword on the Zanzibar map.

It was great fun watching them try...



...watching them with a sniper rifle.

From the top of the rock wall that's right across from it. Bwahaha. SNIPE!
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CAMPER!!! :P
 
Cakatoa:
IndieGirl:
I don't understand how six guys who play games fairly regularly have a hard time getting the energy sword on the Zanzibar map.

It was great fun watching them try...



...watching them with a sniper rifle.

From the top of the rock wall that's right across from it. Bwahaha. SNIPE!
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CAMPER!!! :P
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r u sirius???? @_@

God, what losers!





See what I did there kids? It is called sarcasm, and it is an art.
 
Yeah. Too bad sarcasm's not a valid field. You'd probably have a honorary doctorate in it already. :lol:

:P

I don't always camp, in fact I rarely do. I'm not patient enough, but when you have a group of ignorant guys fighting each other for the energy sword, then why not find a shady spot, a cool drink, and pick them off? We played slayer on that map at least 40 times last night. I like to vary my strategy. Usually I'm a run&gun type. :pinch:
 
Of course merely the fact that you play Halo raises your hotness factor like a gajillion! And a poet!! :swoon: No wonder the guys are beating down your door.
 
Heh.
The ironic thing is was that I was shite at camping. And, in fact, Multiplayer Halo in general. Used to play LAN games on the Pc Version of Halo 1 with my flatmates and got slaughtered beyond reason.
Mainly because they camped and I drove around in a Warthog because it was fun.

However, I did manage to kick everyone's ass by a huge amount whenever we chose a small map. Whilst everyone tried to grab a sniper rifle, I simply ran around grabbing whatever weapon I could find, fire it repeatedly at the nearest enemy, then grab the next nearest weapon when I ran out. Worked like a charm. Won by about 30 odd kills each time. Unfortunately, everyone else cottoned onto this, and refused to play the small maps with me, and stuck to the large one where they could snipe easily. Bastards.

Oh, and I suck at Xbox Halo 2 as well. I can't used to the controls (damn clumsy hands), and people have an unerring tendency to gang up on me.
 
I can only play FPSs on my xbox. I'm typical shite on the PC with those damn things. The only game I'm good at on the PC is Master of Orion II. AND the Myst games.
 
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Cakatoa: There's a typo in this.
 
I don't play computer games anymore because we only had one PC and my wife wanted to use it and then I got an xbox and I have never gone back. Now I just use PC's to spam on forums. :D
 
IndieGirl:
I can only play FPSs on my xbox. I'm typical shite on the PC with those damn things. The only game I'm good at on the PC is Master of Orion II. AND the Myst games.
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You know you can download Myst: uru for free now? i'll try finding you the link
 
No way? Sweetness. I even read all the Myst novels, once. Back in high school.

I have decided that my favorite computer games are the old DOS games that I used to play when I was like, ten. Commander Keen, Bio Menace, Johnny Bash, Captain Comic, Jill of the Jungle, Oregon Trail, Descent I and II...

Good times.

*IndieGirl nods.

Damn, it's so nice to have a keyboard! :lol: Though I totally upped my mad phone texting skills yesterday. :pinch:
 
Would anyone be surprised at this point that I am not really that egotistical and that DD is just a caricature of the real me?

A personage if you will. That is if you've read Tournier. *snoot*
 
so it wasnt Uru it was myst online. which may wang, i dunno.

Meanwhile, wheres my email? its already 9:30 am and theres nothing there poeser. :cry:
 
I just sent it, ya big baby. And it's a whopper. Like, seriously. Monstrously long. And just WAIT until you get to the end. There are several surprizes for you.

:D :hug:
 
Run where? :P Do I LOOK political to you?! Huh, punk? DO I?!

Don't make me get out my angry face for suggesting such a thing. That's ridiculous. I wang at interweb politics.

I'm only good at being loveable, delighful, impulsive me. ^_^

And that only to a select few.
 
IndieGirl:
Run where? :P Do I LOOK political to you?! Huh, punk? DO I?!

Don't make me get out my angry face for suggesting such a thing. That's ridiculous. I wang at interweb politics.

I'm only good at being loveable, delighful, impulsive me. ^_^

And that only to a select few.
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I am far from being political unless u count un-politically correct.

I make fun of this political scam and look where it got me!! Umm nevermind.

You were in a powerful seat before. Now is the time to make a comeback.

The Deputy seat of fun and mayham would be perfect for you.

And by the way that is :w00t: SIR PUNK BITCH :evil: to you and a select few. :pinch:
 
Apologies, then, Sir Punk Bitch.

TNP's Poet Laureate is post enough for me. I am content in this place. My TNP glory days are long past, and I enjoy being a retired citizen.

*IndieGirl nods sagely.
 
So, how do you feel about all this snow, Kat? It's pissing me off, frankly. I wore thongs today in protest.

And I mean flip-flops, you dirty teenagers who have to ruin a perfectly acceptable word for a type of shoe.
 
Holla, and a good motha effin' Sattiday to y'all.

Updates! Sorry I didn't post this sooner, but I've been rather delightfully distracted these days, head in the clouds and all that. I'm sure you kids understand.


three

i wrote this in brown
my fingers feel icy,
my room cold
from the draft
in my window.

(the one with
the curtains to let
the light through.)

i imagine you.
watching the shadows
of lions move
across your wall,

zor
batting your feet
(if they hang
off the edge,)

her own little lion.

in the morning
i wish i were 17
hours ahead, crawling
back into bed.

instead, i'm up
stumbling showerward as
the fauves try
to wake me.

the shower reminds me
of warm
thunderstorms,
of the things i confess to.
i sing along.

i think, suddenly,
about a they might be
giants song -
ana ng,
her water spinning
the wrong way
down the sink.

good luck with
your australian.

my australian?
but you're not
mine.
are you?

it feels like everyone
outside
is trying to define
us.

but we don't.
we don't need to.
it just
is.

that is comfortable,
it fits
like my favorite
shins shirt, a
dog on my feet.

this is me.
this is me
saying too much,
not being
shy enough.

i am like
you, like something
better than just
a we.

i am keeping
these close to me.

content
with what's cradled
in my timid,
young hands.
 
You are a magical mystical beauty with that poem (song). Why (don't freak) I was in a funk with life and circumstances (wife worried) then I decided to come on board with this forum and landed in your blog again and read your words of (fill in your own imaginitive reality) that brought my spirits back up to 150% and alot of shit filtering my brain went clear. Thank-you young believer of life after going through hell lady. :clap: :worship: I G has again helped a grey thinking human break the illusion of darkdom life without knowing she has done so. :worship:

(No drugs were involved with this turn-around of mishaps. Just your poetry!!
 
Can any of you understand the glorious feeling of having a sad, disappointing chapter of your life finally, finally close and a whole new bright and shining one open up before you like life is new, and wonderful, and full of potential and hope and wonder again?

If you can, then you can sympathize with me.

If you can't, I feel sorry for you. It's an inexplicable feeling.

Like how clean the world can feel after a completely violent, huge, loud, overwhelming thunderstorm.

My thunderstorm is over. The world is clean.

I can see the sun again. Better, even, than before.
 
i'd say that i can sympathize pretty well right now. and massive props to whichever awesome person made you this happy ;)
 
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