Indie's Inanities

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I posted this in the SYPH thread in the OOC, but I had to post it here, if only because I'll use it more when I see it in here.



That's all, wot wot.

IG








IGEdit: My tag was showing and it was embarassing. :lol:
 
Thanx for the short run of spam fun. From your posts all seems to be going somewhat in a direction that you would like to see it go. Hey by the way did you get a new position in the slave arena? Never mind don't answer that! Slap them cause they will disagree (you punk boy wana-bees know who you are)


I G ROCKS
 
mental imagination:
Thanx for the short run of spam fun. From your posts all seems to be going somewhat in a direction that you would like to see it go. Hey by the way did you get a new position in the slave arena? Never mind don't answer that! Slap them cause they will disagree (you punk boy wana-bees know who you are)


I G ROCKS
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*IndieGirl bows graciously.
 
Bwahaha. *IndieGirl kisses the top of MP's head. In other news, IG has learned the trick of logging in and posting on her cell phone! -=dramatic cavalry music=- and before I go to bed (it's 2:21 am) I had to share my fucking genius proverbial holiday food drive slogan: "Give A Damn: Give A Can." G'night - er, morning - kids! IG
 
It makes me want to dress up as Santa and stand outside Stop & Shop proclaiming it to the world. And then getting arrested for dancing around as Santa ringing a bell in peoples faces asking for money.
 
But it IS a good plan. And I, for one, would support you in it. Stick it to the man! Dress up as a fat old white man and find ways to weasel people from their money!

Oh wait...
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I had to share this issue with you all...

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Chelicious Decides:

Zombies on the Dinner Table?


The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Chelicious's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that zombies could be added to the menu.

The Debate:

1. "The fact is, the zombie population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Miranda Trax. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have zombie kebabs, zombie pies, zombie-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

2. "I agree that something needs to be done about zombie over-population," says random passer-by Elizabeth Hendrikson, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bill Licorish. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The zombies were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The zombie is part of what makes Chelicious a great nation!"
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:lol:

Favorite Song ( Of The Day(tm) ):

all of it all
by phosphorescent

a coward
this morning black
after backing

away

and no
explanation
could ever
explain it

away

but could your bones
be so bright?
and would it all
be

alright

if you laid them
tonight
with me, safe

beside

the thing about
lifetimes

is sometimes you
have to be cruel
it's sad that it's

sad
but don't

let that dampen you

no, to live you
must die
yes

and more than one time
you must

kiss it goodbye
and never

go back
to that life

your arms can be
magic

it all can be
magic
you know

you always can
have it

but not like
you wanted i

know
there is only

one way

it's the onliest way
you must give it

away

i mean give.
it all.
away.

your hands have

fingers and
fingers are

muscles and
muscles they

pull and
pulling they

told you how

someone once
told me we'd
always
be pulling
 
I just found this gem of a conversation with Virtual Boy that I HAD to share.

VB:
^ *Showed me Turkish Delight* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo[size=-1]ooooooooooooo[/size].......
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Drkwych:
^recongized that gooey mass as turkish delight.

^must be a closet consumer of said stuff
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VB:
^^ Doesn't realise that Turkish Delight is my mortal enemy! Twas it who scissorkicked me over the Reichenbach falls....

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Good thing I'm a kung fu master B)
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Poe:
^ Posts in the OOC almost as much as I do lately. ;)
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VB:
^ The game's afoot Miss Poe.
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Poe:
^ Afoot? AFOOT?! What good is a game that's only 12 inches long?!?!
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VB:
^ Asked me a question that I really can't answer without resorting to jokes of unscrupulous virtue.. ;)
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Starsendam:
< dares ^ to tell them! :P
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VB:
^ Doesn't understand that the last time I told those jokes, I was held for 6 years in a maximum security prison on a charge of 'Crimes against comedy'.

Talking of crimes against comedy - have you met my monkey?
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:rofl:

Pardon me while I go wipe tears of mirthful nostalgia from my eyes.


And then go shower.


Bye for now, Kids!

IG
 
things

she addressed
her world honestly,
searching for

something deserving
of the volumes
of love

she knew
she had within her.
but to each

she
would have to say,
i don't love you.

nothing
felt like
anything

more than it
actually
was.

everything was
just
a thing,

mired -
completely -
in its thingness.
 
No, my child, that is not my desire.
I'm diggin' for fire.



Everyone at my job officially loves me. Just in time for me to quit.



I have concluded my Wii vs. 360 debate. Results? Dan and Su are buying the Wii, I'm going to get the 360. Then we will all share. Like a big, happy, dysfunctional family.


And girl howdy, do I put the funk in dysfunctional.


I love Scott. He has yet to torment me with my tickling susceptibility. However, he does take advantage of it. And that is awesome.

And he found the magic spot on my neck all by himself.

I was so proud. -=sniffle=-





Happy Friday, children. Go burn stuff, it's almost winter.

IG
 
That and watching people finsh building snowmen, then accidentally tackling your friend into it.
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I hated people like you growing up.

And Ig: boys who are able to find the spot on your neck all by themselves are definately keepers..means they can find the other stuff too.. :lol:
 
IndieGirl:
I have concluded my Wii vs. 360 debate. Results? Dan and Su are buying the Wii, I'm going to get the 360. Then we will all share. Like a big, happy, dysfunctional family.
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But what of the Syber vs. Poe super smash brothers brawl off? :cry: Guess i'll eventually have to get a 360 and smash you at that instead :P

Meanwhile i convinced my boss to sell me a wii, 4 games, 3 extra controller packs and 2000 wii points for just under AU$350 (retail would be approx. AU$1000), so no need for one of your lousy americano wiis. thanks anyway though. yay for having a sucker boss

ps. what happened to veebs? i miss that kid.
 
The easy part is finding the other stuff. It's the trying to remember not to leave a hickey behind so that we dont embarrass you at work/class the next day that leaves us preoccupied.
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This is so true. And you boys are not always good at being cautious.
 
Being able to heal fast is definately a plus...I bruise so easily I bruise my leg yesterday after I itched it too hard. :o


EDIt: I bruise not vruise.
 
Holy carp. I leave you people alone in here for a weekend and look what happens!


In other news, I spent a lovely morning chatting with our old friend Rocketman. It was wondy-ful.


Also, I forgot to tell you kids about my new bike, which I got last week from my neighbor who owns the Honda/Harley store out here. He got me a great deal on a 2000 Shadow, which I spent my Once-Upon-A-Time-Intended-For-A-Trip-To-Florida money on.

This is what it looks like:

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(The one in this picture has a bunch of extras, like custom pipes and stuff, and I don't have the saddlebags on mine. But that's my new baby! -=purr=-)

Also, GOOD NEWS! The guys at the record store are hiring me back on! AND I get to DJ the graveyard shift for the shop's little underground radio station.

Things are definitely looking up. And I have a red motorcycle. AND a music job.

Does life get any better than this? I submit that it DOES.

Better in a kind of scary way, though. Scott and I are getting pretty serious. Like, we've had "the" relationship future discussion with each other's parents, and we're going to both families' Thanksgiving dinners.

Things are...exciting.

And I'm gonna have more money! YAY! That means somewhere along the line I'll get a computer. One of these days.



Seacrest out.

IG
 
IndieGirl:
Scott and I are getting pretty serious. Like, we've had "the" relationship future discussion with each other's parents, and we're going to both families' Thanksgiving dinners.

Things are...exciting.
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Just remember our conversation this morning. If you became a dominatrix, then you'd have more confidence, seeing as how he'd be tied to a chair. Then you could make him do that...thing....we mentioned that everyone wishes that they could do to someone.

Anyways, VERY sweet bike, congrats on the job, and yadda yadda yadda.

<3

MP
 
I make you giggle better than him!

Anywho congratulations on all the new stuff. I am terrified of motorcycles..apparently we are no longer the same person.
 
I liked the one about Osama Bin Laden's small penis and Stevie Nicks actually being a goat.




In other news:


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darling, drink yourself
sick on
the tearsalt of others.

altarburner.
you can't understand
who
are your enemies.

back now, dangergirl,
chop your hair.
it means less to react
when someone gets hurt.

a fatelearner (from letters):
their black colour
creaks your pen.

mortalsensor.
respond to the tremorous
ribcage of everything.
you call your eyes dark,
keen, around brown furniture.

nothingspeckle:
the state that makes you
happy
and unhappy
for the same reasons.

scissorchirr:
perhaps gratitude.
you cut out
your own voids.

some shrieklaughter shadow,
streaking past
for the warm sparks.

you come
up to the verybrinks
of darkness.

everyone's littlebird:
no one wants
your chirping.
you only gets louder
on boughs.
 
Dan's latest poems, as well:

gated

blessings, stresses equiposed
unruly mess expressly grows
the eyes might inner sights expose
it shows
they close
are closed


mishape

a day, a life is wasted
a page becomes unpasted
unbecoming and at last
truly gone into the past
if I could wish another day
taking time, but not away
would it fit where I had slipped
onto the pages I have ripped


swept

battery and fuel excel
life that time will never tell
hoarding light and by it scored
drips the darkness once abhorred
once abhorred, but now embraced
as slippery as love replaced
a shade that quells all that exhale
lurks beneath a soul for sale
the guile with which the night is laced
in sun and moon by death defaced





IGEdit: a misplaced backslash.
 
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