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Oooh! Me me me! I'm impressionable!

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That, my dear, would be nigh unto impossible. I CAN buy what you have. Assuming what you have is a candy bar and I have $10.00.
 
Exclusive exerpt from Ashley Cole's new book, as provided by ArseBlog:

Went dahn to sam hotel wiv Jonafan. He said there’s some fellas wanna talk to me about samfing. Fack me if it ain’t Joseph Moureeno and Uncle Fester.

“I like you. I will pay you many millions. You will win trophies. Together we will rule the world”, said Joseph.

“Sounds great but what abaht Arsenal, Jonafan?”

“Ssssssss, don’t worry about Arsssssssssenal, Ashley. David Dein told me he fanciessssss your girlfriend. Sssssss. They won’t pay me despite the fact I don’t work for Arsenal. Ssssss. Arsenal are evil. They all fancy your girlfriend.”

“Me Kenyon. Kenyon like cheese.”

“Sssss. See, Ashley. Nobody at Chelsea fancies your girlfriend. Sssss. And think of how many more naff white shirts open at the chest with a poxy medallion hanging on it you can buy with the wages they’ll pay you. Sssss.”

It’s really given lots to fink abaht. After finking abaht it for a long facking time, at least free minutes, I ‘ave decided that Arsenal are cants. Can’t wait to rule the world.
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Heh.
 
Hm...reminds me of Gollum, southernized. And Britishized. That's a word.

I've been reading penny arcade comics, so it's time for a look back into it's early days and show everyone a look into OPA's personal life.

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You dog you.
 
Sent by CyberNations to the country that I was in a war with:

Your nation has been defeated in battle. You do not have enough troops to defend your nation and your government has been thrown into Anarchy. You have lost all of your tanks, 10.53 infrastructure has been destroyed, and 0.34 technology was lost due to the invasion and resulting riots.
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Eat fuck, GATO.
 
I am loathe to bring together the two games, but I need to keep this somewhere that I can easily find it.

What happened is Yaridovich, a leader of LUE decided to go out with a bang, but instead of nukes he posted an extremely violent, graphic rape fantasy slandering prominent members of the CN community.

The CN forum was almost closed when Invision got wind of it, Leaders of NPO, NpO, GATO, ODN got together in conference to express their outrage and all parties verbally announced that they would either rescind their MDP's and/or attack LUE.

During all this LUE hypocritically claimed that as their now ex leader had announced his retirement in the same rape post he did not represent LUE, they offered halfhearted apologies on the forums while their ranking members (now leaders), expressed delight with the rape story and made jokes about how sorry they were.
Anyone who witnessed these events or knows anything of the history of LUE can clearly see that Yaridovich, his posted story, LUE's not so private adulation and their insincere apologies to the rest of CN perfectly represent LUE and the chaos for which they stand.

Duffman's constant cheering for the rape story prompted Tygaland, Emperor of the New Polar Order to declare war for offences against decency and good taste, LUE counter attacked Seattle of the New Pacific Order, the fight quickly escalated into a full blown Order vs Chaos War.

What happened next has stained the souls of our once allies GATO, publicly they claim blind obedience to their pact with LUE but every man knows in his heart where justice and honour lies, they chose to ignore that path and threw their lot in with LUE in an obviously opportunistic effort that speaks volumes of the character of the once proud organisation.

Once GATO joined LUE the others couldn't wait to get involved, GGA, ODN, NAAC and at least ten tiny alliances that we've barely heard of have announced their intentions to sell their souls for a pop at the big lads.

So how is the war going? Its a slow ballet of intense ferocity that has seen the global radiation level capped to prevent a global economic meltdown. Anyone who thought one half of CN could attack the other and win a quick victory is in my opinion deranged. The war will rage for months, countless nations will be reduced to rubble on both sides. You might expect that given that some of our attackers have already lost to the NPO before and that extended conflict did not make them evaporate, nay that the game does not allow for such an event, would have woken a few of them up to the realities of this conflict but common sense does not seem to be in great supply at the moment.

The members of this great alliance stand shoulder to shoulder with their brothers in the NpO in the most honourable battle we have ever fought, against us stands a rag tag army of perverts, hypocrites, vultures and traitors.

This is our finest hour, ask not what the Order can do for you, ask what you can do for the Order.
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I went to class today and afterwards (in her office) I started talking to my professor about Starbucks and brand presence and how they don't advertise and stuff and she siad that it was really cute because I sounded just like a "good little business major." It was semi-erotic. And she took her wedding ring off several times.

:o

I can't wait for proper Premiership football to start.

This bit from ArseBlog:

ArseBlogger:
Real Madrid president Jamón Calderon is still at it:

"I promised before I was elected to bring Cesc Fabregas, Arjen Robben and Kaka to Real Madrid and I believe it is still possible to complete my promise."

Mongo. Milan are apparently steaming about Madrid’s approaches to Kaka, Arsenal simply won’t sell Cesc and I couldn’t give a fish’s tit what happens to Arjen Robben.
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:lol:
 
And this is from Penny Arcade! I aspire to be as phenominal a writer as Tycho.

Tycho:
Most of the recent flights we've taken, I've turned to prescription anti-anxiety medication in order to make those experiences something less than psyche-shredding death jaunts. I meant to discuss it, but it never came up, because the time that I would usually employ describing a harrowing flight in soporific detail was spent thinking, man, about how each human civilization really is like a lighthouse.

You know. In its way.

The reality is that the product in question doesn't actually keep you from worrying. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it was definitely something a little more turn-key. The way that it works is that you feel every ounce of the terror you always did before, it's just that now you don't actually care. I find this a little unnerving, although certainly not while this strange elixir is in effect, when a man could saw off my arm and I would declare in an even tone that this was not an "optimal outcome." So I decided to try it without, a course of action I regretted almost immediately, as I was again seized by the skyfear.

I've tried to figure out what that means, capital M Means, or maybe even means - and I think it means that I do have principles, but that they disappear immediately upon the first moment of adversity, challenge, or even mild discomfort. Even tickling might be sufficient.

We spent the better part of the day setting up the booth, which was number 1237 last time I looked at it, and after celebrating Kara's birthday with what I would call enthusiasm we returned to the hotel lounge, where the plan was to utilize the laptop I'm typing on now - supposedly a Tablet PC - to create sketches as we've done them for several years running. The machine appears to have retained the PC portion of its functionality, while the suite of abilities we associate with Tablets has gone missing. So, we took a picture of the drawing, there on the table with the artifacts of our moral decline and we have presented it for you to do with as you wish. A lot of people tend to simply view them, but it may be that you have other plans and of course we here at Penny Arcade endorse that.
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I haven't updated this thing in a while. Do you want to be let in to the private goings-on in my head? Yes, in fact, you do. Shall I indulge you, keeping in mind that it is impossible for you to curb said desires? Yes. I believe that I shall.

I am glad to see that my first (recycled) column has sparked some discussion, some with actual thoughts behind it. Thanks to those who read it (again) and commented. I really like that essay and I'm very proud of it. And for those of you who put brain mass into your post... Woo fucking hoo.

I just wrote a paper for my economics class about "worker flexibility" and how it is a terrible euphemism for "exploitation." See, it allows employers to schedule labor whenever they want which lea-* Don't. Do not. DO. NOT. Get me started. Speaking of, the revolution is not over, and fuck you for saying so.

My batteries have been recharged, and I can blog like the proverbial motherfucker. I think I'll post another OPinion piece. Which one? The Love one is in order. It is my favorite, and I want to share it again. Because all you need is love, love, love is all you need.

So I was wondering what it all means, man, and I established to myself that Kevin Smith is a talentless hack, and he can go to hell. Dogma is all that saves him from total hopelessness. I can't wait for Extras to come back on. That's what we need. More Gervais.

I have brought down the ancient celestial spear of fuck-all gleaming brilliance.

(CW)OP out.
 
It was promised, it is given. Is it recieved?

There is me and there is me. There is only one her. She and I are friends, she and I are not. She hates me with every fiber of her being. She says that I am arrogant, mean and a jerk. I am a great guy, whereas I am profane. She has always loved me, but she wishes I would die. I treat everyone like dirt, but I value every single person. Life is like that, and she will get over it, because I love me

Fiscal policy was being discussed in class today and it was absolutely riveting. Supply curves and demand curves are the only curves both Fedele and I will reject.

We have quite a motley assemblage in this hallowed corner of the Intertron. An underage Boy Scout, an embittered cynical college student, a Steelers fan who loves her cats. An English teacher, a Mormon who's into obscure music, an obscene Starbucks barista. An Italian Texan who's damn proud of both, a pair of super-cool Asian girls, a mysterious Brit that loves insane gems. My best friend is Canadian, I look up to an Englishman, I'm dating a Utahn. This place truly is special. Thanks, Max.

Motherfuck the wagon, come join the band.

(CW)OP out.
 
There is a surprising lack of activity. Lexicon, please come back and show me how to be better at life.

I really have nothing to say. Hearing the news about Coach Pajcic on the radio today has pretty much set the stage for this being a great day.

I'm gonna go eat a Pop-Tart.

(CW)OP out.
 
Uncool, Jose. Really stupid, not smart, and very cuntley.

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Good job. So, now that he's made an ass of himself, it's time for me to.

Hello. My name is OPArsenal. I like to blog, spam the OOC and get mad at my girlfriend for no reason. Sorry about that last night, baby. I love you.

Apparently, some company is relocating some facilities to Jacksonville. Hooray, local economy.

I feel awful about last night. Arsenal STILL haven't signed anyone and we're going into this year looking very weak in defense. Senderos will be out until at least October, and Kolo's good, but he's not THAT good. Apparently, Ashley Cole won't be wearing the number 3 shirt if he makes the move over to Blue Cunts since my sources indicate that at the practice session yesterday William Gallas showed up, was applauded (as he well should be) and that the club store was selling WG3 jerseys like gangbusters. So once again... Please, Mr. Wenger, Mr. Dein, sign someone that can make an impact! You lot have never been ones for Christmas in July, but unlike the non-celebrating Jehovah's Witnesses, we don't even get presents and small intervals all through the year. Unless we're counting Henry's goals as small presents. Then, oh yes we do.

Since Chels was talking about misisng children, I think I might too. British police dug up the garden of a p(a)edophile in search of remains. CSI: it ain't.

Apparently Arsenal are "expected" to sign Franck Bribery. We've got more than enough depth in the midfield, and if this is to be believed and it happens, it'll be like putting crap in the Christmas stocking of Gooners worldwide.

I suppose that's all I have for now.

(CW)OP out.
 
i saw some arsenal clips on tv today, thats pretty rare in America. We just get our shitty american soccer, and some times french and brazil club coverage.
 
Fox Soccer Channel. They have italian league soccer, and argentine, brazilian, english, etc.

ooooh, awwww
 
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