Eulogize The Person Above You

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Honeysheep

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #81

^ was killed by somone enraged coz they didnt know what sex they were

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 24, 2006

• #82

^ was sheeped to death by her mutinous herd.

 

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GoalVA

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #83

^ was last seen riding a hippo.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #84

We'll never know if ^ could've broken the world record for eating the most M&Ms. Sad if you think about it.

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #85

We will never know if ^ could hve actually shot himslef through the ears, but we DO know his aim is off.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #86

^just had to do her impression of a deer in headlights in the road. I tried to stop her, but would she listen? Nooooooo!!!!

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #87

^ Got milk. But was heavily lactose intolerant.

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #88

^ got drunk in an ice bar nd then died of hypothermia.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #89

He came home early... he came home early....

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #90

^ Lost the plot. Outbidded by another dead person.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #91

Misunderstood the term "High roller"

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #92

^ mis0understood the word "steam roller"

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #93

His poor spelling was the death of him...

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #94

^ His avatar gave him such a headache he died.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #95

He died, we cried, where's the food?

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #96

^ Got moidered by Blackbeard and Tiny Tim.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #97

^was mauled by Blackshear's dog.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #98

^ was killed by the Shoe Raiders. Oh, yes. The shoe raiders...they come in the night, and steal hair, shoes, and dogfood. Old women are pertrifiedly afraid of them.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #99

^ Magically magicked out of existence by science, ironically enough.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #100

^ Magically magicked by an overdose of 80s new age music. He was pecked to death by Flock of Seagulls.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #101

^had her rock music on too loud and her head exploded as a result

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #102

Was dissolved by a colony of hydrochloric acid ants that escaped from a nearby laboratory.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #103

^was suffocated under all her clothes and accessories..sad sight dare I say

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #104

I sounds like more than it looks, I swear.

^ was trampled to death by a blue horse from Mars.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #105

she just had to look up during that meteor shower....nothing left but her clothes, some bracelets and a secrettly hidden I (heart) DD pin.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #106

^ was overcheesed at a local county fair.

 

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Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #107

^ Feel off a steeple giving chase

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #108

^ was mobbed by a stampede of screaming fangirls.

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #109

^ditto.....except replace fangirls with fanguys and a couple of lesbian girls

 

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Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #110

^ died in happiness at thinking of ^^

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #111

^ got pecked to death by a penguin

 

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Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #112

^drowned in the hot tub....no wonder no one likes it! *sniffles*

 

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Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #113

^ died from hyperventilation due to too much *sniffling*.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #114

^ was last seen trying to retrieve his leg .. ^ was doing well until the shark closed it's mouth

 

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Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #115

^ Died of cirrhosis of the liver. Duh.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #116

^ got eaten by a leopard seal whilst trying to camouflage herself as a iceberg

 

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Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #117

^ got eaten by the same leopard seal that just happens to really appreciate good irony.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #118

^ got picked off by a crane (it works on so many levels!)

 

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Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #119

^ died chasing his own tail

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #120

^the undersea bird who fell off her perch.. Police still following leads about fishing ending