Eulogize The Person Above You

Honeysheep

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #81

^ was killed by somone enraged coz they didnt know what sex they were

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 24, 2006

• #82

^ was sheeped to death by her mutinous herd.

 

GoalVA

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #83

^ was last seen riding a hippo.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #84

We'll never know if ^ could've broken the world record for eating the most M&Ms. Sad if you think about it.

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #85

We will never know if ^ could hve actually shot himslef through the ears, but we DO know his aim is off.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 24, 2006

• #86

^just had to do her impression of a deer in headlights in the road. I tried to stop her, but would she listen? Nooooooo!!!!

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #87

^ Got milk. But was heavily lactose intolerant.

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #88

^ got drunk in an ice bar nd then died of hypothermia.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #89

He came home early... he came home early....

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #90

^ Lost the plot. Outbidded by another dead person.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #91

Misunderstood the term "High roller"

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #92

^ mis0understood the word "steam roller"

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #93

His poor spelling was the death of him...

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #94

^ His avatar gave him such a headache he died.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #95

He died, we cried, where's the food?

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #96

^ Got moidered by Blackbeard and Tiny Tim.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #97

^was mauled by Blackshear's dog.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #98

^ was killed by the Shoe Raiders. Oh, yes. The shoe raiders...they come in the night, and steal hair, shoes, and dogfood. Old women are pertrifiedly afraid of them.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #99

^ Magically magicked out of existence by science, ironically enough.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #100

^ Magically magicked by an overdose of 80s new age music. He was pecked to death by Flock of Seagulls.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #101

^had her rock music on too loud and her head exploded as a result

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #102

Was dissolved by a colony of hydrochloric acid ants that escaped from a nearby laboratory.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #103

^was suffocated under all her clothes and accessories..sad sight dare I say

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #104

I sounds like more than it looks, I swear.

^ was trampled to death by a blue horse from Mars.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #105

she just had to look up during that meteor shower....nothing left but her clothes, some bracelets and a secrettly hidden I (heart) DD pin.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #106

^ was overcheesed at a local county fair.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #107

^ Feel off a steeple giving chase

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 25, 2006

• #108

^ was mobbed by a stampede of screaming fangirls.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #109

^ditto.....except replace fangirls with fanguys and a couple of lesbian girls

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #110

^ died in happiness at thinking of ^^

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #111

^ got pecked to death by a penguin

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #112

^drowned in the hot tub....no wonder no one likes it! *sniffles*

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #113

^ died from hyperventilation due to too much *sniffling*.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #114

^ was last seen trying to retrieve his leg .. ^ was doing well until the shark closed it's mouth

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #115

^ Died of cirrhosis of the liver. Duh.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #116

^ got eaten by a leopard seal whilst trying to camouflage herself as a iceberg

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #117

^ got eaten by the same leopard seal that just happens to really appreciate good irony.

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #118

^ got picked off by a crane (it works on so many levels!)

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #119

^ died chasing his own tail

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #120

^the undersea bird who fell off her perch.. Police still following leads about fishing ending