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I Have...

I have a headache from crying all night. And I have to go home and pack up all my stuff before my parents burn it in the cul-de-sac. I have the bitchiest mood of bitchiness of doom at the moment. I have too many wankers involved in ruining my life.
 
I have a great feeling of envy. I don't have a good mobile network. I don't get to talk to all the cool kids for free. :pinch:

edit - I also have black spots between what my brain thinks and what my fingers type... :duh:
 
I have been up since 3am and my day's sucked ever since :( If what's happened is any indication of what this day will be like, when I get home from class, I'm going to bed.
 
I have got a loverley bunch of coconuts
Here they are a standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
That's what the showman said.He said:

I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts;
Every ball I throw will make me rich
There stands me wife, the idol of my life,
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!

((ALL TOGETHER NOW))

Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!
Singing roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
 
I have a busted pinkie finger, yet I soldier on. If I was competing in the Olympics I would be a national inspiration.
 
I have never used a word out of place, unless intentionally. The question of whether that word was intentionally out of place shall go unanswered until the end of time when — should I remain alive — I shall explain all.
 
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