I have to decline that challenge. I already get stared at enough around the office as it is. Mostly because of the time we were scanning Mexican Border Crossing records on the microfilm scanner, and the images flashing by looked like a boring old silent film, and so I turned on the speakers and played ragtime-y Mariachi music and the whole department came in to find where it was coming from.
Guys, I'm crazy. I just realized this.