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I have this weird thing where sometimes I get sick for the rest of the day if I eat a big breakfast, or something sweet for breakfast. I prefer toast and tea. Maybe I really am British.
 
I have never heard one useful thing at a meeting at my current job. If it's important, I already know about it. If it's not, I don't care.
 
I have been known to enjoy meetings in the past. Mainly when they are about discussing the fate of entire species. I have not had one of those meetings in a long time (/cry)
 
I have to advise that you see if you can up the ante and counterstalk harder than he's stalking. Creep out the creeper. Goooooooooo IG!
 
I have to be told explicitly if a lady likes me. Unless she says hello which is a dead giveaway that I should start thinking about children's names.
 
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