Dear DD

mcmasterdonia:
Dear Democratic Donkeys,

I write to you today out of deep concern. I have wandered around the Game and Arts subforum in complete and utter confusion & distress. Where art thou, Democratic Donkeys? Where art though, Blackshear41? The list continues to grow until I can no longer see clearly through the tears in my eyes.

The state of games and arts is of great concern. Emoticon spam is the new it thing. Whatever happened to having long and sometimes page long conversations about the randomness of life?

Yours in concern,
Mcmasterdonia
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Dear DD & McMan,

I miss you fellas. :hug:

Love,
IG
 
Dear DD,

It is with great trepidation that I pen this missive. It has been three years, two months, and twenty six days since your anxious readers have received of your gruff wisdom. In this time, prudence and perceptivity have plead the fifth and absconded from the region, the regional flag has been changed, successive delegates have served, pigs have flown their coop, two cases before the Court of The North Pacific have resulted in a conviction, a crazy purple person has given me terrifying new responsibilities, IndieGirl has been and gone a time or two, two Zombie apocalypses have ravaged the region, a war was won in Lazarus and the peace lost, the third forum administrator has departed the region, and fourteen hymns have been delivered unto us by Flemingovia.

Today before me I am faced with an alarming and paralyzing choice: whether to wither or not without weather. I would be mostly gratified if you would be so generous as to grant my request for a word of advice in surplus, with two or three words not counting prepositions or punctuation.

Yours faithfully,
Eluvatar
 
Dear DD, what is thou doing?

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Dear DD,

Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Democratic Donkeys. You're my only hope.

- Aerilia
 
Dear Sir/Madam. Fire! Fire! Help me!. 123 Carrendon Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Aerilia
 
Dear DD,

You are the most amazing person I have ever met (but you are only if you read this and respond) how do you feel about being amazing?

- Aerilia
 
Dear DD,

I am out of interesting poll suggestions and my prole staffers are doing nothing. What do you suggest - execution or banishment?

Yours flourishingly,
McMasterdonia
 
Dear DD,

What is the best way to gather over 20,000 forum posts in a short period of time?

Siwale
 
Dear DD,

I hope this letter finds you well.

I write to enquire as to your health and that of your family.

Write me back at this address.

Sincerely yours, I am.

McMasterdonia
 
Dear DD,

I'd like to know... am I really trying hard enough to get to 600k?
Should our actual goal be 700k?

Thanks for your help,
~El Fiji Grande
 
Dear DD,

They say that tomorrow is a day away, but as each day passes, tomorrow never arrives, do you think it is trying to avoid me?

Thanks for your help,
~Aerilia
 
Dear DD,

We miss you and hope you eventually come back. You were a great Administrator and spammer. :P

Thank you for your time,
~ Dino
 
Dear DD,

Do you think I should wear a red tie or a blue one?

Thanks for the help,

~ Aerilia
 
Dear DD,

I have been thinking about bulldozing my neighbours houses so I can get a better view of the highway. But I don't want to spend any money, is it legal to bulldoze their homes while my neighbours are at work?

Thanks for the help,

~Aerilia
 
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