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I, the leader of The North Pacific nation of Norvalkin, pledge loyalty to The North Pacific, obedience to her laws, and responsible action as a member of her society. I pledge to only register one nation to vote in The North Pacific. I pledge that no nation under my control will wage war against...

I believe I'm still waiting for my scotch.

Technological Republic of Norvalkin FOREIGN AFFAIRS DISPATCH [hr] [size=4] To: The Republic of Lorbank, The Kingdom Republic of Ceretis, The Kingdom of Dallicania, The Great Coalition of the Allied Freeholds and Coastal Republics of Ilia From: Matthew A. Sanders, Secretary of State for the...

In the immortal words of Ron White, "I believe I'll have a scotch."

Any friend of McMasterdonia's is a friend of Norvalkin's, though we welcome all. Whether you're in the market for business or pleasure, such can be accommodated.

YMNK that I know that you know that I know that he knows that she knows that Shanaynay is Trayvon's baby mama.

The Norvalkin government extends its warmest regards to the new monarch, and looks forward to the continuation of an era of peace, prosperity, and cooperation.

Tech Republic Airlines The official airline of the Technological Republic [hr] Tech Republic Airlines (TRA, 'Norvalkin Airlines', or 'Air Norvalkin') is the primary airline of the Technological Republic of Norvalkin, owned and operated by the government of the Tech Republic, with assistance...

Norvalkin is, for all intents and purposes, a futurist's dream. Computers control or oversee a good portion of everyday life, and we focus on STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics) and promote green energy. We did have a rocket launch, years ago, but it didn't go so well. (For...

Nation Name: The Technological Republic of Norvalkin Team Nickname: The Norvalkin City Peacekeepers LSV: 6.8 HSV: 7.4 -- Quick note.. Norvalkin has a national sport ("Crunchball") based on rugby, except much more extreme. A game without at least one broken bone on either side is considered...

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Norvalkin is predominantly a Soft Atheist nation. Of course, not everyone in Norvalkin is an atheist -- we do have some Christians, and other religions as well. For those not in the know, positive atheism, also called strong atheism and hard atheism, is the form of atheism that asserts that no...

There are rumors that Norvalkin President Randal Q. Hacker III, upon waking from a restful night's sleep, and consuming his usual morning coffee, went back for a second cup upon hearing of the news from Syrixia and Nebula, and immediately upon consumption of said coffee entered into a meeting...

Technological Republic of Norvalkin FOREIGN AFFAIRS DISPATCH [hr] [size=4] To: The Sovereign Socialist State of the Stank of Yeraennus From: Matthew A. Sanders, Secretary of State for the Technological Republic. Subject: Request for the Establishment of Diplomatic Relations. On behalf of...

Kudos to McM for summarizing things for those of us who didn't read every last letter and punctuation mark of the above-noted posts. Clears things up considerably.

The Tech Republic enacted a calculated move to facilitate the extraction of noncombatants from a heated situation, and to ensure their continued well-being. That is all.

Norvalkin's just come on-scene with relief for the non-combatant McMasterdonians. While my ships are armed, those weapons will remain pretty little ornaments until/unless someone decides to start something. Otherwise we'll roll in, inhale the non-coms, and roll out so the boys can play with...

[OOC: McM agreed to this. The TRRF consists of eighteen Alpha-class cargo vessels carrying medical and food supplies, as well as quarters for several hundred individuals apiece. The TRIAD consists of five Eclipse-class Guided Missile Destroyers, six Torvalds-class Littoral Combat Ships, and five...

The long flight from Norvalkin, and the night in a Myrorian hotel (even with all of its pomp and splendor) had chipped away some at President Hacker's normally calm, cool, and collected exterior. As the pair entered the venue and approached the check-in desk, Ambassador Sanders cast a brief...

Somebody say muffins?

Love it! Thanks. :w00t:

If the flag shop's still open, could I have this emojified, please?

President Randal Q. Hacker III of Norvalkin had arrived in-country with relatively little fanfare, traveling via Royal McMasterdonian Airlines. Serving as the President's wingman for the event (and traveling in his capacity as senior diplomat) was Secretary of State Matthew Sanders. Given the...

The Norvalkin delegation, consisting of President Hacker and Ambassador Sanders, sat in the car behind the Vazosi delegation. The pair had graciously accepted a locally sourced method of transport, figuring bringing in a foreign transport for an occasion such as this might be seen as a snub, not...

I AM SPARTA!

Call me curious, but my application was "accepted on" August 18, and "construction of the embassy has started." Will it take several months for the embassy to be finished? If so, do you have any estimates? I'd really like to have a location and date of establishment of relations for my factbook...

(Full) Nation Name: The Technological Republic of Norvalkin. Government Type: Federal presidential constitutional republic. Head of Government: President Randal Q. Hacker III. Capital City: Norvalkin City. National Language: English. Current Allied Nations: Can be found here. Currently at War...

If there comes a need for a neutral zone for civilians and whatnot to relax while the boys blow each-other up, my country is more than willing to host a number of civilians until things are hashed out. If folks need neutral territory to hold talks, same thing.

I just beat a hooker who owed me money, using a gas-powered tire iron, while astride a unicycle, wearing a psychadelic/rainbow-colored unitard, juggling five flaming chainsaws, and singing a rough Russian translation of Nessun Dorma.