Blatant Lies About The Above Poster

[Puckton]

^hates it when people call her Shelly

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Hates it when people call HIM Shelly.

 

[Puckton]

^Obsesses over Barney...come on sing the song!

 

[Blackshear]

^ is a descendent of the love-child of Vlad the Impaler and a time-travelling Florence Nightengale.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ was killed by a posse of Mongol Huns under the orders of Ghenghis Kahn who rode into the future on a band of wild horses and got confused when ^ didn't give them the right directions to the nearest 7-11.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Is a killer cyborg from the future

 

[Puckton]

^Secretly Republican, but doesn't want the world to know.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Has better things to do

 

[Puckton]

Actually I do! HA!

^is in reality a Budweuser Clydesdale

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Knows that cross country is usually shortened to x-country. Not c-c

 

[Puckton]

^was an Olympic synchronized swimmer

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^The most ripped guy in all the land

 

[Puckton]

^dresses up as bullwinkle at parties

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Could bend a steel girder

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is good enough, smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like him.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Has lots of friends.


edit: LOL

 

[IndieGirl]

^ isn't funny anymore.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Weak willed

 

[IndieGirl]

^ the sweetest thing on three legs.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Hates all the attention heaped on her by internet nerds

 

[IndieGirl]

^ actually likes it a lot.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Hates music passionately.

 

[Puckton]

^is actually in class

 

[Blackshear]

^ combs his beard with a fork.

 

[Puckton]

^vacationing in the Arctic Circle

 

[Blackshear]

Not as blatant a lie as some in this topic.

^ has a closet full of Huey Lewis-style suits.

 

[Puckton]

^has a Teddy Ruxpin doll

 

[Blackshear]

^ after a failed attempt at American Idol, became the most popular singer in the history of Azerbaijan.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Is the most heartless person i've ever had the displeasure of knowing over the internet.

 

[Blackshear]

^ deathly afraid to share his opinions publicly.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Once held the record for most relish eaten in a half hour period

 

[Sirixis]

^ has never, ever used a secret identity to infiltrate anything.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Is the most transparent and honest person in the world. Has no secret reasons for being here.

 

[Blackshear]

^ arrived in the North Pacific as the most transparent and honest person in the world with no secret reasons for being here then transmorgified into a willing tool of invaders and other nefarious baddies.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ was the last person I met in TNP.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Licks frogs.

 

[Blackshear]

^ was once voted Least Sexiest TNP male.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Has always easily resisted the allure of TNP

 

[Blackshear]

^ doesn't know nothing about anything.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

^Is stupid