Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you just wished for one to exist- so I took that pass

I wish for a get-together on Saturn

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, but I don't know what a get-together is, so I choose that you get a rock called saturn.

I wish For extremist ideologies to cease to exist

 

[Ruby]

Granted, but they come back in a day.

I wish for a skirt.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, they're too long

I wish for getting a good house in Gangtok( and a girl there if possible)

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, your house is made of high quality European sticks, and you got a possible

I wish for potatoes

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get potatoes

I wish for three wishes

 

[Ruby]

Granted, but I steal them all for myself and get estrogen, skirts and every single piece of Eurovision merch.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get me

I wish for snowfall again

 

[Frismana]

Granted, the snowfall is only 1 inch

I wish for a good movie to randomly appear

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, the movie tickets are very costly and you couldn't watch it

I wish I was a duck

 

[sophia]

granted, you now must face @Laforeia in a grand duel for territory

i wish i had salted caramel ice cream

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, I stopped reading the post at salt so you get salt

I wish for sugar

 

[Simone]

Granted. It's just unrefined so unless you have a proper factory you can't use it.

I wish for peace for the world and all that.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, all humans vanished and world peace is achieved

I wish for trees

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, but I love trees, so there are trees, so there are a lot of trees because I love them.

I wish for love

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get the love from your pet

I wish for a tuna

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, it has lots of lots of lots of microplastics and mercury

I wish for a pet

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get a @Fish

I wish for @Fish

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, but I steal it and go to Jurassic parking.

I wish to win

 

[Simone]

Granted. You won a 10% discount to entry to The North Pacific Zoo, where the star attraction, a polar bear, was long gone.

I wish to see aurora borealis (I actually have had plans to go to Tromso for it but it kept getting pushed back)

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, you are a prisoner in a gulag.

I wish for 100 billion penguins

 

[Simone]

Granted. I just sent you 100 billion tiny plastic penguins made by AliExpress.

I wish for less air pollution on Earth.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, the Earth's atmosphere is now filled with Helium and Hydrogen

I wish for a radar system

 

[Server the Penguin]

Granted, I tried my best to build it out of LEGO

I wish for a lot of plants

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you planted them here

I wish for no work