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Article 33: Peanuts, except for one, is to be cracked and eaten. The remaining peanut cracks your neck.
 

Fili

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Article 34: Article 34 is never to be called Rule 34.
 
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Article 34.1: Any use of "Rule 34" instead of "Article 34" is forbidden and is punishable.
 

Katyarda

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Article 39: Toucans are no longer recognised. All existing Toucans must be exterminated immediately.
Article 39.2: Emus and ostriches are no longer recognised as well. All existing emus and ostriches are to be terminated immediately.

Article 41: Pineapple pizza is the human equivalent of dog poo.
 
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Fili

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Article 41.2: All instances of menus, with pineapple pizza are to have pineapple pizza replaced with poo in them.
 

Fili

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Article 42: All articles are to be read to prisoners as a method of execution (dying from laughter or cringe)
 

Fili

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Article 42.2: Should war, embargo, or act of God stop Ministry of Home affairs from existing, there is to be held a vote, for use of other Ministry of TNP.
 

Ayuzh

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Article 43: The regular winners of the WinRAR thread will be given more rights
 

Fili

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Article 43.2: All rights given to winners of WinRAR thread, will be nulled after said person loses their streak.
 
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