The North Pacific Constitution

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Article 39: Toucans are no longer recognised. All existing Toucans must be exterminated immediately.
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Article 39.2: Emus and ostriches are no longer recognised as well. All existing emus and ostriches are to be terminated immediately.

Article 41: Pineapple pizza is the human equivalent of dog poo.
 
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Article 41.2: All instances of menus, with pineapple pizza are to have pineapple pizza replaced with poo in them.
 
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Article 42: All articles are to be read to prisoners as a method of execution (dying from laughter or cringe)
 
Article 42.2: Should war, embargo, or act of God stop Ministry of Home affairs from existing, there is to be held a vote, for use of other Ministry of TNP.
 
Article 43.2: All rights given to winners of WinRAR thread, will be nulled after said person loses their streak.
 
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Article 50.2: Hereby, the members of the North Pacific are free to use either CAPITAL or small letters in any way they like, hereby rejecting any articles created so far, and articles that may be created in the near or distant future, regulating their use. This article is granted immunity from being repealed in any way, sort or form. This article MUST NOT be neglected.
 
Article 52: Article 46 is to be mentioned on every page of this thread, beside the first two.
 
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