The North Pacific Constitution

Fili

Fili
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TNP Nation
Filibustra
Discord
Fili#5229
Article 15: Every citizen of The North Pacific has to make a sacrifice to St. George aka Madjack every day.
 

Fregerson

Secretly here
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TNP Nation
PotatoFarmers
Discord
Freg#0420
Article 15.1: Should war, embargo, or act of God prevent any of this act from happening, the God of TNP (ie. cat, per Article 9.7) must give directions as to how a replacement sacrifise must be made.
 

Katyarad

Toucan
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Pronouns
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
TNP Nation
Communist Beijing Must be China
Discord
Don't have one yet.
Article 15.2: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent the replacement sacrifice from happening, then human sacrifices will be allowed.
 
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Fili

Fili
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TNP Nation
Filibustra
Discord
Fili#5229
Article 15.3: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent human sacrifice, a vote for use of any other type of sacrifice will be held.
 

Fili

Fili
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TNP Nation
Filibustra
Discord
Fili#5229
Article 16: Every member of Security Council is obligated to start watching a film and after half of it, go to the end and watch the rest in reverse, once a year.
 

Katyarad

Toucan
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Pronouns
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
TNP Nation
Communist Beijing Must be China
Discord
Don't have one yet.
Article 16.1: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent the Security Council members from watching a film half-the-right-way, half-backwards, using videotapes as a replacement is allowed.
 

Loh

One cat to rule them all
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TNP Nation
Aenglaland
Discord
Loh#0058
Article 19: Article 18 is hereby repealed, restoring Article 9 to its original form.
 
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Fili

Fili
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TNP Nation
Filibustra
Discord
Fili#5229
Article 19.1: Future articles replacing Cat as regional animal, god, and taking away their rights are to be repealed.
 

Pigeonstan

NORTH PACIFIC PIGEON
TNP Nation
Pigeonstan
article 20.4, article 20.3 is repealed, and all laws which give cats rights over dogs are repealed, and automatically will be repealed, article 19, 9, are repealed, and shall not be restored. all mentions in art 9 of cats, will be replaced with dogs, except for article 9.1
 

Ayuzh

Always a eye over here
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TNP Nation
Ayuzhhhhh
Discord
pm ayush#0820
Article 22: Article 18 and 20 were just created for fun so that cats could just not do rest and do some mental thinking.
 

Pigeonstan

NORTH PACIFIC PIGEON
TNP Nation
Pigeonstan
Article 27: Repeals all of Pigeonstan's articles and restores Articles 23 and 24 to their original forms.
article 28: Repeals article 27, restoring article 25 to its full form, and repealing any and all future promotion of cats over dogs, and declaring such articles as illegal, as this article may under no circumstance be repealed​
 

Katyarad

Toucan
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Pronouns
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
TNP Nation
Communist Beijing Must be China
Discord
Don't have one yet.
article 28: Repeals article 27, restoring article 25 to its full form, and repealing any and all future promotion of cats over dogs, and declaring such articles as illegal, as this article may under no circumstance be repealed​
Article 29: hereby sends the SCP foundation to contain the anomaly known as "article 28"
 

Empty

Winter is here!
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TNP Nation
Of_Emptiness
Discord
Empty#3249
article 29/30.1: the SCP Foundation is to not exist in the public as to prevent the people who say " DAMN THE ORGANIZATOONSSDjoKF WH O HIDE EVERRYTHONG FROM US THE PEOPLE DESRSEVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH"
 

Fili

Fili
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TNP Nation
Filibustra
Discord
Fili#5229
Article 32.2: Should war, embargo or act of god make peanuts and cashews unavailable, there is to be held a vote regarding usage of another type of nut.
 
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