The North Pacific Constitution

[kat]

Yes I did copy this from the TSP forums.

Just make up random articles that make up the "rules" for TNP to follow.

Article 1: All people have to eat pizzas for breakfast.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 1.1 And they should be Pineapple pizza

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Article 1.2 Variations to Article 1.1 must be approved by a 2/3rd majority of the legislature. Except for anchovies, which are an abomination.

 

[Dreadton]

Article 1.3 Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent the acquirement of pineapples; then mangos shall be permitted substitution.

 

[kat]

Article 2: TNP shall start Operation Nukedown, creating nukes in preparation of N-Day. Operation Nukedown is repeated every 365 days, once N-Day is over.

 

[Caius]

Article 3: TNP must have an unlimited supply of rum.

 

[kat]

Article 2.1: TNP must have an unlimited supply of rum.

Make that article 3.

It's unrelated to Article 2.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 4: Everyone should spam on the RMB once in a day.

Orlese their citizenship must be taken.

 

[kat]

Article 4.1: Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent them from spamming at least once a day, then they shall spam every other day.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 4.2 : But they should provide a proof for Article 4.1

 

[kat]

Article 5: Chairs have been declared banned, substituting chairs will be tree trunks.

 

[Caius]

Article 6: To insure safety, Houses have been banned, substituting houses will be streets.

 

[kat]

Article 6: To insure safety, Houses have been banned, substituting houses will be streets.

Article 6.1 Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent them from living in the streets, they shall be sentenced to life for breaking the law, and never shall be released until they die.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 7:Everyone should say this daily on the RMB

A chicken in a day keeps a doctor away.

 

[Fili]

Article 7.1: In case of war or embargo causing chicken shortage, there is to be held a vote for use of names of other types of poultry

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 7.2 : In case of chicken shortage Mutton can also be used

 

[Fili]

Article 7.3: In case of war or embargo, in a critical situation, there is to be held a vote regarding usage of any other food substitute

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 7.4 : But the Delegate have the Veto Power

 

[Fili]

Article 7.5: Vice Delegate has Half of Veto Power

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 8: Everyone has to wear Blue socks

 

[Loh]

Article 8.1 - Both the Delegate and the Vice-Delegate can only shower and/or take a bath with the approval of the Regional Assembly.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 9: Cat is the national animal of the region.

 

[bootsie]

Article 9.1 The cat can't stay in bootsie's residence as they are allergic.

 

[Caius]

Article 9.2: The Cat shall have the right to run for Delegate and Vice Delegate.

 

[nvxl]

Article 9.3: The Cat shall be fed with discarded chairs and 50% of the region's rum supply.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 9.4 : Hurting a cat can lead to banning of that particular nation

 

[Caius]

Article 9.5: The cat shall have absolute power over the region, and everyone must listen to the cat's orders, If they don't, they shall be fed to tigers.

 

[Treekidistan]

Article 9.6: All existing cats of this region should have Air conditioned rooms for their stay.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 9.7 : Cat is the only god of TNP.

 

[kat]

Article 9.8: Should war, embargo, or act of God prevent any of these acts from happening, a referendum shall happen declaring which animal substitutes the cat.

 

[Caius]

Article 9.9: The region may choose any animal to their liking, Unless that animal is an unicorn.

 

[kat]

Article 9.9: The region may choose any animal to their liking, Unless that animal is an unicorn.

Article 10: Hereby repeals said Article quoted.

 

[Fili]

Article 11: Any professional clown in The North Pacific is obligated to wear a tuxedo.

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 12: There will be a monthly voting to choose the national tree.

 

[Loh]

Article 13: Citizens have the legal right to make memes about the Delegate and the Vice-Delegate.

 

[Fili]

Article 13.1 Only if the memes are made during 30 days of flag.

 

[Empty]

Article 13.2: no memes allowed during the 13th day of each month

 

[Ayuzh]

Article 13.3 : According to Article 13.2, on 13th day of each month, memes will be legal for other TNP members.

 

[Fili]

Article 13.4: According to Article 13.1, Article 13.2 and Article 13.3, memes about any other TNP members are only to be made on any day, besides 30 days of flag.

 

[kat]

Article 14: This article is article 14.