Fish are Friends, Not Food!

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2 and 2 is Fish

2 and 2 is Fish

Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal
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Hi. I'm a fish. I'm only running for delegate so I don't get eaten. Please help. They're coming for me. I can hear the sirens...

So uh. If I become delegate I'll uh. Probably make TNP better. We'll have mandatory fish puns every Friday. This is a very halfhearted campaign.

Vote Fish so I don't perish.
 
Will you transfer the Delegate's Office to water so you can still survive? If so, how will it affect other branches of Government?
 
St George:
Do you own a dog?
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Sir Kasto:
Do you own a pet that is perhaps of the C. l. familiaris subspecies?
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Yes. Used to have two.
Venicea:
Do you own a catfish or a cat, Fish?
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No.
Peeps:
How would you coup TNP?
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In due time, my friend...
New Celoveniortan:
Will you transfer the Delegate's Office to water so you can still survive? If so, how will it affect other branches of Government?
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I'll just run a couple water pipes to the office. I'm sure the ministers will figure out the logistics.
 
What if I eat fish instead of be friends with them, why should I consider the inverse?
 
Does this sound very fishy (pun intended)?

I just LOVE how you write your campaign post in simple sentences!
 
2 and 2 is Fish:
If you do, in fact, eat fish, I can understand it. I would recommend against it, though, because fish are people too. And it helps me hide from the FBI.
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Why are you hiding from the Federal Bureau of Investigation?
 
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