Fish are Friends, Not Food!

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Hi. I'm a fish. I'm only running for delegate so I don't get eaten. Please help. They're coming for me. I can hear the sirens...

So uh. If I become delegate I'll uh. Probably make TNP better. We'll have mandatory fish puns every Friday. This is a very halfhearted campaign.

Vote Fish so I don't perish.

 

[St George]

Do you own a dog?

 

[Tim Kasto]

Do you own a pet that is perhaps of the C. l. familiaris subspecies?

 

[Venicea]

Do you own a catfish or a cat, Fish?

 

[Peeps]

How would you coup TNP?

 

[New Celoveniortan]

Will you transfer the Delegate's Office to water so you can still survive? If so, how will it affect other branches of Government?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Do you own a dog?

Do you own a pet that is perhaps of the C. l. familiaris subspecies?

Yes. Used to have two.

Do you own a catfish or a cat, Fish?

No.

How would you coup TNP?

In due time, my friend...

Will you transfer the Delegate's Office to water so you can still survive? If so, how will it affect other branches of Government?

I'll just run a couple water pipes to the office. I'm sure the ministers will figure out the logistics.

 

[Koopa103]

What if I eat fish instead of be friends with them, why should I consider the inverse?

 

[Guilleana]

What if I eat Caviar?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

What if I eat fish instead of be friends with them, why should I consider the inverse?

If you do, in fact, eat fish, I can understand it. I would recommend against it, though, because fish are people too. And it helps me hide from the FBI.

What if I eat Caviar?

Please do not eat babies.

 

[Nessuno]

Are you bringing a whole animal revolution or just a fishy one?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Are you bringing a whole animal revolution or just a fishy one?

Whatever the people demand.

 

[Juno]

The Fish Tank approves of this

 

[Sanjurika]

hope u get eaten <3

 

[Tringapore]

Does this sound very fishy (pun intended)?

I just LOVE how you write your campaign post in simple sentences!

 

[Koopa103]

If you do, in fact, eat fish, I can understand it. I would recommend against it, though, because fish are people too. And it helps me hide from the FBI.

Why are you hiding from the Federal Bureau of Investigation?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

The Fish Tank approves of this

As well it should.

hope u get eaten <3

rood

Does this sound very fishy (pun intended)?

I just LOVE how you write your campaign post in simple sentences!

It does sound fishy. Because I'm here.

Why are you hiding from the Federal Bureau of Investigation?

I plead the Fish- I mean Fifth.

 

[Sarah]

Why can't fish be friends *and* food?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Why can't fish be friends *and* food?

Eating someone isn't exactly regarded as friendly.

 

[New Celoveniortan]

Fish, do you think the :fish: emoji will affect your chances in winning?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Fish, do you think the :fish: emoji will affect your chances in winning?

If we spam it enough.

 

[Nessuno]

Whatever the people demand.

The people?! Wrong answer comrade fish.

 

[BluieGamer]

Cabinet

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

The people?! Wrong answer comrade fish.

Uhh
I mean
Whatever the fish demand! Yeah!

Cabinet

If there are any other fish, probably them. In the absence of fish, I'll resort to other sea creatures.

 

[Nessuno]

Uhh
I mean
Whatever the fish demand! Yeah!

>->

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

i dunno... something fishy about this

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

>->

nervous sweating

i dunno... something fishy about this

That'd be me.

 

[New Celoveniortan]

nervous sweating

Wait, fish sweat?

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

Wait, fish sweat?

Hard to tell when you're underwater.

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

I won, the election was stolen, total hoax, yuge victory by Fish, I demand a recount.