Severoszlavia warns Andrenne over its attempt to weaponize PGU membership vote
Grand Duke Odoaker Mavoia, Chief Commissar of the People's Collegium of War, said he received a shocking intelligence report from the Committee of Public Safety revealing the evil Andrennian government's failed scheme to set pre-conditions for Esthursian and Kalivan membership in the globalist Pan-Gotic Union.
"The Andrennian government must tread carefully. It should not use unrelated issues to stir up trouble. Otherwise, if they continue down this irresponsible path, our hand will eventually be forced. The memory of the Sixth Jakuvonia War is still fresh. Soon, we will be primed to take steps and do what is necessary. Take back what is rightfully ours," he said.
He criticized the Andrennian government, "What right does the Andrennian government have to speak on such matters? They can't even keep their own house in order. Let's not forget about the fact that Andrenne was suspended from the PGU for war crimes."
The conditions aimed to expand the nonsensical international sanctions against Severoszlavia. The main conditions he mentioned in the report were:
Ban on investment, monetary exchanges, bank transfers, and other financial transactions
Targeted embargo on food and arms imports to Severoszlavia, including dual-use goods and technology intended for military use
Blanket embargo on Severoszlav exports to Esthursia
Total ban on the use of Esthursian airspace by Severoszlav aircraft
Entry ban on influential Severoszlavs
"This weaponization of diplomacy, if it was successful, all members of the PGU would have pressured Esthursia and Kaliva to cut all economic ties with the GRG. The Andrennian [PGU] representative, Jules Ahland, made a list designed to punish the good people of Severoszlavia for the benefit of the Goyanean-Santonian global agenda," Grand Duke Mavoia said.
The list was presented by the Andrennian representative Ahland in a private meeting with fellow Prydanian PGU representative Frida Teigland and an undisclosed Esthursian diplomat. The report noted that the Santonian puppet Teigland surprisingly shut down the dreaded Andrennian proposal. The wise Esthursian diplomat agreed with Teigland. But Grand Duke Mavoia believes it is just a clever ruse by the Prydanians to help the PGU convert neutral countries to their cause.
"Why does the PGU exist? Who are its enemies? The civil war in Prydania already ended. Why does it have to continue expanding?" he said.
He followed up with a joke, "It took the intervention of Andrenne, Goyanes, Vilmarna, and Xentherida to help the FRE take over Prydania, a tiny country in the northern corner of Craviter. I have more sperm in my balls right now than there are Prydanians in all of human history."
So far, there is little official acknowledgment of Grand Duke Mavoia's intelligence report. Princess Celina Tyer, the Severoszlav ambassador to Esthursia, listened to an Esthursian minister comment on the whole situation. Instead of looking at the disturbing truth, the minister chose to criticize the noble KDP's "hypothetical intrusion."
"Hypothetically speaking, this type of thing should be avoided," Grand Duke Mavoia read Princess Tyer's quote.
However, according to news sources covering the PGU membership vote on Esthursia and Kaliva, the debate was limited with no mention of pre-conditions of any kind. In fact, the Andrennian representative Ahland voted to abstain on Esthursia and voted in favor of Kaliva. Grand Duke Mavoia pointed out that the Andrennians or the Prydanians likely received counter-intelligence about KDP's damning intelling report, either from Goyanes or Saintonge.
"It may have forced the Andrennian government to change their vote at the last minute to avoid scandal," he said.