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Prydania · Jul 29, 2022

François-Louis Villault @FLVillault • 1d

We have a "Prydanian Cultural Community" now? Is Saintonge funding Prydanian cultural imperialism now?
#DéfinancerLaPrydanie

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François-Louis Villault's Toilet Plunger @VillaultPlunger • 1d

Replying to @FLVillault

Prydanian Cultural Community:

Some diplomats talking about turning some old burial mounds into national parks.

FL Villault:

iS tHiS cUlTuRaL iMpErIaLiSm???

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Xentherida · Aug 5, 2022

lmalm18361931 @lmalm18361931 • 3w

prydanian lobster rolls kinda mid tbh

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Prydania · Aug 5, 2022

lmalm18361931 @lmalm18361931 • 3w

prydanian lobster rolls kinda mid tbh

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Matthea Hyldegaard @stjarnaleitandi • 3w

Replying to @lmalm18361931

I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE, YOU LITTLE TÍK

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Tardine · Aug 6, 2022

Tardineanni Government @govtardine • 3h

Following people's desires and after many protests in favor of Klaiden Rivie's coronation as Emperor of Tardine, the now re-opened Parliament has decided to give him the title. Despite being a descendant of a Kladerai, he wouldn't be able to take the throne by the rules of law, as his grandfather, Pofred Risvie had renounced his titles back in the 50s. Now that he is elected emperor by the new civilian parliament, Klaiden Risvie said that he won't be taking the title of Kladerai. This means that the Kladeraini Aearai (Kladerai's Era) is over, after circa 604 years of ruling Tardine.

#knowthecontext Following the results of the plebiscite, the transition process to a civilian government apparatus has ended a few days ago. Stay tuned for more informations about the Tardineanni government.

#Tardine #Risvianrule #newruler #civiliangov #news #Empire #Auroria

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Prydania · Aug 14, 2022

Fritenker @ungovernableLeftist • 2d

The life of Thomas Nielsen is an allegory for the life of Jesus Christ.

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Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 2d

Replying to @ungovernableLeftist

When you replace all references of "feeding" the masses with "starving" then it does kinda start to work.

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Addý Höjsleth @addýö • 2d

Replying to @ungovernableLeftist

Oh fok right off.

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Alrekur Laufkvist @alrekurlaufkvist • 2d

Replying to @ungovernableLeftist

Is that a Vallish screen name? IS THAT A CHETAN GIRL SYNDICALIST ARMY SOLDIER?

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OOC Note: Thanks to @Predice for the inspiration!

Prydania · Aug 16, 2022

Royal Prydanian Mint @KPM • 1d

New Krossar notes coming!

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Sil Dorsett · Aug 19, 2022

Madeline Ellison, PM @MEllison • 57m

Thanks to the Sil Dorsettian bilingual education system, regardless of whether one says "vegetable tray" or "crudité", we all understand one another and learn from each other.

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Prydania · Aug 21, 2022

Bláhákarl @hákarl_Heimviður • 20m

From all of us at Heimviður, we hope you're having a good time with loved ones

#bláhákarl

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Tardine · Aug 24, 2022

Artoi, the funny Laremos @laremos_artoi • 1d

I am here to publicly annouce that, this whole time, there was another Kladerai alive! I'm not talking about Jasemir though. Erianne Kladerai was pregnant when Werdoi sentenced her to death, as most of you know. What people didn't know until now is that her baby was still alive when they surgically removed him from his mom's womb. Giving them a huge sum of money, I managed to convince the doctors to tell the fake emperor that the baby was stillborn. They agreed to help me as they hated Werdoi as much as everyone did.

After that, I took the baby home and "adpoted" him under the name of Arnip (name that, in Tardineanni, means Savior) Laremos. I needed to keep him hidden from those who wanted the Kladerai bloodline to end once and for all. Even when Ekron Johak discovered that I had the last heir, I managed to keep him safe. However, now that the biggest threat is imprisoned and only awaits to face death, I must unveil everything that happened.

What that means for the rest of you, including "Emperor" Klaiden Risvie? Means that the baby must be given the State protection and be prepared to rule, as all Kladerai were before that man came into our government's chambers. That also means Klaiden Risvie's rule is unconstitutional and therefore, he must renounce immediately. It feels so good to take this weight off my shoulders, thank y'all for listening to me

#Tardine #Kladerai #Empire #royalheir #truth

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Tardine · Sep 7, 2022

Tardineanni Government @govtardine • 4h

After an impressive work of exhumation performed by Dr. Gambi Varam Tumekki, the body of Erianne Partei Kladerai is still located in the Imperial Hospital of Olmongeter. The DNA tests were made and it was proved, indeed, that Arnip Laremos is truly the son of late princess Erianne.

Now that it's proven the baby's ties with the Kladerai family, he must be treated as one, accordingly to the law. In the Constitution of 1817 (actually 1818), it's said that if a Kladerai heir isn't of age yet (aka less than 20), the Parlament must appoint a Regent to rule Tardine on behalf of the minor.

Therefore, unless the Parlament decide otherwise, Klaiden Risvie may continue ruling our nation if so he wants to. However, the implications of this discovery are still being discussed by the Parlament. Their decision regarding this matter shall come out soon and we'll keep updating the situation of our nation's government.
#Kladerai #government #empire #Tardine #Auroria

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Prydania · Sep 16, 2022

HH Tobias III Loðbrók @konungurprydansk • 1w

I am beyond grateful to everyone- from my wife to my extended family abroad to my friends and countrymen- who helped me burden the awful memories of what happened twenty years ago. I lost my pabbi and mamma young, but they and my cousin, and my aunt were my world. I have never felt so alone as I did twenty years ago today, and I've never felt so strong as I did just now. This has been a year of reflection and celebration and mourning and I know the words can sometimes blend into each other. But I will never let what I and millions of others saw be in vain. I'll always do what I can for my people and country.

I miss you Mamma, Pabbi, Astrid, Aunt Vera. I hope you're finding peace.

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Prydania · Sep 18, 2022

HH Tobias III Loðbrók @konungurprydansk • 1w

To the peoples of Prydania and Norsia- Hanna is excited to meet you all. She's a wonderful ball of sunshine right now, and she and her brothers are quite the sight!

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Prydania · Sep 18, 2022

Addý Höjsleth @addýö • 10mo

Here in Saintonge we had a very close referendum on membership in META. The final vote came down to one city, and in the end it was a very tight decision. No one demanded votes stopped being counted. What's happening in Syrixia is a tragedy.
#SyrixianElextions

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Þorfinnur Granseth @ÞfGranseth • 10mo

We're five years out of a fifteen year civil war and we have a stronger democratic system in Prydania than Syrixia has.

#SyrixianElextions

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Prydania · Sep 18, 2022

Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 1h

When I was a kid I went to school with other kids of the Syndicalist elite. And they had the nerve to tell us that the private schools of the past were tools of bourgeois oppression.
A movement of the people needs to be concerned with building itself up, not obsessing over prep schools for fok's sake. What's happening in Esþursia is more spiteful left wing culture war kjaftæði* that helps no one but hurts others.

Not to mention the religious rights violations.

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*kjaftæði- bullshit

Prydania · Sep 20, 2022

Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 10mo

I guess the Syrixian Emperor got bored with meddling in Kanadian and Alemanreicher elections so he's just started meddling in his own.

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Prydania · Sep 20, 2022

Lord Marshal Laurids Hummel @LHummel • 10mo

Ef þetta á að enda í eldi
Þá ættum við öll að brenna saman
Horfðu á logana klifra hátt fram á nótt
Að kalla á Guð ó
Standið hjá og við gerum það
Horfðu á logana brenna auburn á
Fjallhliðin há
Og ef við ættum að deyja í kvöld
Þá ættum við öll að deyja saman
Hækkið glas af víni í síðasta sinn*

I miss you all. Your sacrifices are those I can never repay.
#RememberHadden

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*If this is to end in fire
Then we should all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night
Calling out God oh
Stand by and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on
The mountain side high
And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time

Just a Lore · Sep 20, 2022

Director El Tretch @IITA_DFAOfficial • 10m

It has come to my attention that a Monarch of Syrixia has done what Monarchs with designated power are oh so incentivised to do and violated the will of their people. I could wax poetic here about the abuse of power but I have to ask

Are You Surprised?

Because I am not. Until the people wake up and throw off the shackles of their oppression this will always be a lingering threat over their heads.

The only promise I can make to our brothers and sisters of Syrixia is, once you are free I will be here to welcome you to the world.

~El JT

#Abuse #HumanRights #SimpforFascism

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Alsatian Island · Sep 21, 2022

Graham Ingley @realgrahamingley • 4m

As much as I share vocal differences with Jeremy on his criticism of Prydanian domestic policy, the Chancellor should not be accountable to a foreign monarch - especially on the subject of freedom to be a republican under his very regime, and during our election.

It is not the place for our Chancellor to be playing politics elsewhere. Neither should foreign monarchs be playing politics here.

Only the EPP can show foreign regimes that we will both respect their integrity, and that our integrity will be respected.

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Prydania · Sep 21, 2022

Graham Ingley @realgrahamingley • 4m

As much as I share vocal differences with Jeremy on his criticism of Prydanian domestic policy, the Chancellor should not be accountable to a foreign monarch - especially on the subject of freedom to be a republican under his very regime, and during our election.

It is not the place for our Chancellor to be playing politics elsewhere. Neither should foreign monarchs be playing politics here.

Only the EPP can show foreign regimes that we will both respect their integrity, and that our integrity will be respected.

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Sören Högh @SörenHögh • 1h

Replying to @realgrahamingley

Since you have all taken making mountains out of molehills, I'll be frank. No one in Prydania, the King or otherwise, felt your Chancellor's incursion into our domestic politics was welcomed or appropriate. All His Majesty said- when asked- was that Herra Wilson and others refrain from interfering in our domestic politics. Consider this the next time you feel the need to go off.

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Arc · Sep 22, 2022

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Sidorov Kolibin @potar • 17h

I do not believe it to be the best diplomatic course of action for the Chancellor of Esthursia to insert his input into the domestic matters of a nation a world away from his own. Prydanians made a decision in their country, as is their right. It's no different than if Esthursians made a decision in their country, Calliseans in theirs, Prediceans in theirs, or Arcanstotskans in mine. Between nations, diplomatic respect and courtesies must exist, including respect for boundaries.

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Lord Dominator · Sep 22, 2022

Coalition for Good Governance @CFGG_Official • 3h

We've always been more interested in keeping people together and our nation stable than precisely how democratic the system is. Democracy is of course paramount for a stable society, there simply is no other way to ensure that everyone is at least appropriately heard by their government and their fellow citizens. However, there is also no single system of democracy that works for everyone - many of our friends in other nations look askance at the Alversian dislike of political parties, or how our candidates for office are universally graded by our organization solely on their commitment to good government, not what they want the government to do (or not do). In some nations, this stability is from some form of constitutional monarchy, and one of those countries is Prydania. It's disappointing for national leaders to criticize other countries solely for their particular forms of functioning democratic government, no matter how personally they may dislike them.
#HASHTAG

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Prydania · Sep 22, 2022

HH Tobias III Loðbrók @konungurprydansk • 1h

Góðan daginn Twitcher! What I'd miss?

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Prydania · Sep 22, 2022

FH Kjell Svane @FMPrydansk • 5h

Congratulations to Harold Osborne and his election as Forethegn in Esþursia. Things have been tense, but they don't need to be. I know Herra Osborne will continue to lead his people well, and I am certain that any misunderstandings and rough patches between our peoples and governments can be soothed over.

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Arc · Sep 27, 2022

Sidorov Kolibin @potar • 17h

Neither the Arcanstotskan Republic nor the Arcanstotskan people will cower in fear at the threats levied by Nero and his Third Legion. Our forefathers did not cower in the face of their adversities so neither shall we. The Arcanstoskan Republic will defend the dignity of its people, the dignity of its democracy, and the dignity of democracies everywhere.

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Nev · Sep 29, 2022

Pikabo · Sep 30, 2022

Железничар @zeleznicar_online • August 29, 2022

#ПОСЛЕДНИВЕСТИ Kaisar Vittorio-Emmanuele approves appointment of Prince Anatol Kuragin as governor-president.

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Влада @Vlada • August 30, 2022

I am very pleased to announce that His Imperial and Royal Majesty The Severogotian Kaisar has graciously approved the appointment of His Serenity The Prince Anatol Kuragin as the new governor-president. In the face of danger, he saved countless of lives from tyranny. Let his bravery and cunning embody a period of Great Restoration, not only to reconstruct our lives, but to rebuild our nation anew, stronger and more prosperous. I also join Severogotians in thanking the Supreme Privy Council for serving as Custodian of the Crown in the past few weeks. —Acting State Chancellor Nikademos Anttonen

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Железничар @zeleznicar_online • August 31, 2022

#ПОСЛЕДНИВЕСТИ Prince Anatol Kuragin becomes Governor-President-Designate.

He organized the Salvation Lines, a network of escape routes that saved more than 100,000 refugees, including prominent opposition figures. The Bolkonsky dictatorship claimed Prince Kuragin was aiding terrorists, criminals, and enemies of the state. He has been arrested several times in various attempts by the regime to dismantle the Salvation Lines. As the face of the national resistance, he was promptly released due to pressure from the world and the opposition, even regime allies came to his defense.

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Рокзакон дворец @RokzakonPalace • August 31, 2022

The inauguration ceremony of the Governor-President-Designate, Prince Anatol Kuragin, will take place in the Hall of the Four Kings at Rokzakon Palace.

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Pikabo · Oct 1, 2022

Железничар @zeleznicar_online • July 23, 2019

#ПОСЛЕДНИВЕСТИ 181 dead across Arcanstotska in suspected terror attack.

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FREE VAASA @highton101234 •July 23, 2019

we all know how this couldve been avoided. 67 years and counting

#FREEVAASA

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Prydania · Oct 1, 2022

Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 5m

The Esþursian Chancellor thought it necessary to insert him into a domestic democratic debate in Prydania because he worried about the outcome not being democratic enough for his tastes.
But his government willingly meets with Rayvostokan communists.

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Prydania · Oct 1, 2022

Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 1d

If the @AlþýðuFPrydansk joined the @IWA then it would immediately have to break off coalition agreements with the @FDFP in the Býkonsviði and Hadden provincial legislators.
Right now the People's Party is influencing public policy and proving it has the ability to govern in Prydania's two most populace cities.
Should our movement abandon that influence to appease Callisean socialists?

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Kyle · Oct 2, 2022

GBR Gunnbjörn Bäckström, ARST @GunnbjörnBäckström • 2 mo

Le vrai soldat ne se bat pas parce qu'il déteste ce qui est devant lui, mais parce qu'il aime ce qui est derrière lui.
-- Gilbert de Castreville
#JourDesForcesArmées #PourquoiNousCombattons #LesSoldatsSaintongeaises #Soldats

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OOC Note: Translation: "The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."

Ashita · Oct 2, 2022

President Amrjt Masra @amrjtmasra • 1 mo

Our democracy isn't a spectator sport. The deadline to register to vote for the upcoming elections is soon approaching, and if you haven't already registered, I encourage you to go and visit gov.kv/voter_registration/ as soon as possible in order to make your voice heard! #KJOS22

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Artwashere · Oct 2, 2022

Prydania · Oct 3, 2022

Sigewulf Reiten @SReiten • 2h

I think it's important to discuss things. The @IWA is a group that stands for a certain strand of progressive thought, and is dedicated to strengthening the bonds of likeminded orgs the world over. Discussion, though, is not acceptance. I think it's clear that the IWA is not right for @AlþýðuFPrydansk. It is not right for our values, and would hinder what we're trying to build. #AFÁfram

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Prydania · Oct 3, 2022

Alþýðuflokkurinn Prydansk @AlþýðuFPrydansk • 1d

The annual People's Party Conference is just one week away! Join us in Keris, or online!
You can register your online pass at alþýðu.org.pr/ráðstefnu/skrásig

#AFÁfram #AFRáðstefnu2022

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Alsatian Island · Oct 3, 2022

Jeremy Wilson @realjwilson • 54m

It has been an absolute honour to serve as my nation's Chancellor and alongside this government for nigh on eight years. However, after much reflection, I believe the time has come for me to step back, and I have every assurance that my successor will do a finer job still.

I will remain in post to see through #Budget2022, after which my position will move on and so will I.

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Helga Almrdal @hialmrdal • 22m

I'd like to thank Chancellor Jeremy Wilson for his record of diligent public service and wish him well on his future career ambitions, and I look forward to working with him and with the rest of the Chancellery over coming weeks, months and hopefully years to ensure the stability, strength and productivity of our economy is maintained, and that every single person in this nation reaps the rewards of a fair, equal society.

#Budget2022

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Prydania · Oct 5, 2022

GBR Gunnbjörn Bäckström, ARST @GunnbjörnBäckström • 2 mo

Le vrai soldat ne se bat pas parce qu'il déteste ce qui est devant lui, mais parce qu'il aime ce qui est derrière lui.
-- Gilbert de Castreville
#JourDesForcesArmées #PourquoiNousCombattons #LesSoldatsSaintongeaises #Soldats

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Lord Marshal Laurids Hummel @LHummel • 2 mo

Replying to @GunnbjörnBäckström

Ef ég ætti deyja, læt það vera með ástvinum mínum rista inn í hjartað mitt. Það er af hverju ég bardagi.

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OOC Translation:
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."

"If I should die, let it be with my loved ones carved on my heart. That's why I fight."

Prydania · Oct 8, 2022

Hafr Gabrud @HafrGabrud • 5h

Hæ elskan, ég heyri blúsinn a-kalla,
Kastað salat og eggjahræra
Ja hérna
Alveg stílhrein
Og kannski virðist ég svolítið ruglaður,
Já kannski, en ég hef fest þig!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
En ég veit ekki hvað ég á að gera við þessi kastaða salöt og eggjahræra
Þeir hringja aftur
Góða nótt
Fölsuðefnahagsgögnuríki hefur yfirgefið bygginguna!

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OOC Translation:

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My
Quite stylish
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
They're callin' again
Good night
Fölsuðefnahagsgögnuríki has left the building!

Prydania · Oct 8, 2022

Sölvi Buhl @SBuhl • 1d

I am bored to death by the "debate" of "social democracy vs democratic socialism" in the @AlþýðuFPrydansk.

At the end of the day what we should want to build a party that stands for progressive politics within the framework of the free and democratic society we've all fought for.

Labels don't matter. Helping people matters. Don't get hung up on what order some arbitrary words are placed in.

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Kyle · Oct 9, 2022

Hallbjörn Höyendahl-Bottineau @hallbjörn_höyendahl • 23h

INS’s estimate of 410,000 excess deaths due to ‘austerity’ looks excessive. po.st/19Kld0f-cC2X

Such estimates are typical of wars, pandemics, and famines. If the economic collapse was really that hard, I don’t expect Esthursia to have recovered either economically or demographically in a decade.

It’s either the excess deaths due to ‘austerity’ and ‘recession’ weren’t really that bad and it’s an exaggerated count; or that Esthursia’s GDP per capita isn’t 53,000 IBU.

#Let'sTalkStats #Esthursia #QuestionableData

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J. Cartier Vanderhaeghe MD @CartierVanderhaeghe • 22h

Replying to @hallbjörn_höyendahl

As an epidemiologist, the study likely makes incorrect assumptions and draws unreasonable/overreaching conclusions.

1. The study assumes that mortality rate will decrease linearly over time. However, it is known that as the population ages, mortality rates with either stabilise or increase. This overestimates the excess deaths.

2. The basic correlation =/= causation. Even if the excess deaths of that magnitude did happen, pinning everything on ‘austerity’ is irresponsible and does not acknowledge that there are multiple determinants to health, not just one’s economic or political bias.