The World Assembly,
ASSERTING that, despite what popularly-reported statistics may claim, Deruuu has a crippling traffic problem,
CONCEDING that this traffic problem would be none of the World Assembly’s concern, were it contained within the borders of Deruuu,
NOTING, however, that Deruuu’s abysmal traffic nightmare has, despite international efforts to contain it, spilled well beyond the confines of this nation’s territory through apparent negligence of some inconceivable scale,
BEWILDERED by the origins of such an immense explosion of traffic originating from a small nation that was only hastily cobbled together by violent segregationists not even one month ago,
BEMOANING the fact that the mayhem resulting from this nation’s irresponsible explosion of emigration directly caused the brief shutdown of all global infrastructure,
BELIEVING that the economic damage caused to some nations by this brief but absolute shutdown may take years to undo, and that this collapse of global infrastructure has certainly resulted in an unnecessary loss of life due to the temporary failure of numerous healthcare facilities,
HURRIEDLY ATTEMPTING to accommodate enormous droves of confused refugees emanating from this awkward and unprepared nation,
HEREBY CONDEMNS
Deruuu.
