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Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)
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Snek
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Territorio di Nessuno
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In the name of the greatest animal that have ever slipped this earth, I draw the line in the sand and toss my tam o'shanter before the feet of the tyranny of the bourgeoise, and I say revolution today, revolution tomorrow, revolution forever! This is the platform for the revolution, this is the platform for the change!


Changes:
1) Demonym: from The North Pacific to The Animal's Revolutionary Government of the North Pacific.
2) Motto: from "Where the democracy is strong, the debate robust, and the rum plentiful" to "Animals of the world, unite!"
3) Laws: We must abolish the old reactionary and capitalists laws of the bourgeoisie and change them with more and equal rules to better fulfill the spirit of the revolution. For the time being these rules will be represented by the eight principles of Animalism:
- Four legs good, no legs better.
- Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
- No animal shall wear clothes, except tam o'shanters.
- No animal shall sleep in a bed, without sheets.
- No animal shall drink alcohol, especially rum.
- No animal shall ban any other animal, without cause.
- No animal shall eat other animals, without the right seasoning.
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

A more detailed list of rules will be put in place by the revolutionary government after the election with the help of the animals.
4) The Ministries and the Government; they all be renamed and merged as following:
A) Ministry of Love (Home Affairs and Gameside Advocates): it's job will be to secure the revolution from internal forces.
B) Ministry of Peace (Defense): it's job will be to defend the revolution from outside forces.
C) Ministry of Revolution (Foreign Affairs and WA Affairs): it's job will be to spreading of the revolution outside the region.
D) Ministry of Truth (Radio, Culture and Communications): It's job will be to educate the masses.
E) Gameside Advocates: To be renamed "All-Animal Extraordinary Commission of Gameside Affairs". Their job will be to protect the revolution from all enemies in the region and to conduct investigation against anybody suspected of counter-revolutionary activities.

All Animals wishing to serve in the revolutionary government are required to be members of the Animal Party.
5) All nations in The Animal's Revolutionary Government of the North Pacific, as well as all Forum and Discord members, must require to be left oriented government types (Iron First Soocialists, Democratic Socialists, Liberal Democratic Socialists, Left Wing Utopia, Left Leaning College State), have installed socialism in their national policies, being member of the Animal Party and showing an animal as their avatar on the Forum and on Discord before the end of the Delegate transition. After it, anyone who fail to follow at least two of these four requirements shall be purged from the region, as well as from the Forum and Discord, in the name of the revolution. More will be purged in the immediate future unless all four of the requirements will be respected.

Objectives:

The main objective will be spreading the Animal revolution to the other Pacifics and to the other regions as well. In order to fulfill this purpose we will have to:
1) Strengthen the Animal's Revolutionary Army.
2) Educating the masses.
3) Protecting the revolution.
4) Purging the counter-revolutionaries.
5) Securing the revolution.

Appointments:

For the time being the following will be appointed immediately after the revolution:
Ministry of Love: @abc
Ministry of Peace: @Darcania
Ministry of Revolution: @TlomzKrano , @Sanjurika (Deputy)
Ministry of Truth: @Prydania
Attorney General: @Siwale
Chief Justice: @BMWSurfer
All-Animal Extraordinary Commission of Gameside Affairs: @Malphe
Speaker: @Owenstacey

More appointments will follow.

Feel free to ask anything about my campaign, as well as notify me about any grammatical error that may have occurred.
 
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As an animal, I'd be willing to support this. A true animal revolution would bring us to new, unknown heights for sure.

Oh such greatness indeed! But:

- No animal shall drink alcohol, especially rum.

This goes against everything that is deemed sacred by the North Pacific. By Flemingovia, you shall not pass!... Uh, I mean, unfortunately I cannot, in good judgement, support this.

Plus, no job for me? Traitorous snek!
 
As an animal, I'd be willing to support this. A true animal revolution would bring us to new, unknown heights for sure.

Oh such greatness indeed! But:



This goes against everything that is deemed sacred by the North Pacific. By Flemingovia, you shall not pass!... Uh, I mean, unfortunately I cannot, in good judgement, support this.

Plus, no job for me? Traitorous snek!
Alcohol is the opium of the animals, as well as Flemingovianism!
 
As Delegate would you authorize an NPA invasion of Silverhold?

Also what are your thoughts on Unicorns? Animal or Mythical Creature?
 
As Delegate would you authorize an NPA invasion of Silverhold?

Also what are your thoughts on Unicorns? Animal or Mythical Creature?
The revolution must be spread to all regions, as well as to Silverhold.

Also yes, unicorns are animals.
Nonsense! Alcohol is something of major importance, a path to communicate with gods and green flying fairies!
You're a traitor of your kind, as well as @El Fiji Grande !
 
Ministry of Peace: @Darcania
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Um, I have several qualities - like I can make a mean pancake, for example.
 
I have a question!

Who's this... "Snowball" pig?
I never heard of him, and probably neither you. Am I right?
What are your thoughts on gulags?
They will be places for the rehabilitation and the re-education where the counter-revolutionaries will receive education, training and enjoy the opportunity to take part in clubs, sports and theatre groups.
The aim is to correct and change the ways of criminals, everyone who is able to work will do so at a wage proportionate to those who are incapacitated and, as they gained skills, they will be able to move up the ranks and work under less supervision.
Educational work will also be prominent. There will be regular classes, book clubs, newspaper editorial teams, sports theatre and performance groups.
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Um, I have several qualities - like I can make a mean pancake, for example.
Good good, pancakes are the road to the revolution.
My nation is French, as is my persona... Vive la Révolution!!
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Can cats have salami?
No animal shall eat other animals, without the right seasoning.

Speaking of which...
You’re wasting your potential with these joke campaigns.
Maybe yes, but I like this more. Plus I'm not really interested into delegacy, in the future I'll probably do a more serious one but for now I'll stick with these.

Next time Chtulhu, maybe.
Alexís continues to haunt your dreams. #4-0
You're a traitor of the revolution!
 
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- Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
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- No animal shall eat other animals, without the right seasoning.
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

But the birds! And the mice! How am I meant to chase them and deliver them to my silly human who cannot hunt for themselves?
 
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