Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, since I am not on Instagram anyway (and I am not the most influential player in NS within TNP, because my influence is used to banject people)

I wish there's world peas
 
Granted, you are standing on top of a Mars bar with perfect equipment

And I wish that the perfect equipment hits your head
 
Granted, I gained 3 million dollars through health insurances

I wish for no clouds
 
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Granted, you've been sent to The North Pole rather than The North Pacific.

I wish I can finish off all the work I promised as TNP delegate by 31 August.
 
Granted, you time traveled in your school days to save your mother, but in return you fell into coma(reference)

I wish I had her
 
Granted, you've been sent to the General Assembly and force fed cannibalism food

I wish I can repeal Cannibalism Act
 
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Granted, the plane corporation complained against the flying car company and you become bankrupt

I wish my city had some snowfall
 
Granted, have fun suffocating under all that zinc :)

I wish to have a good night's sleep where I don't wake up with my body twisted in weird angles.
 
Granted, the whole mathematical system is destroyed and the whole world is confused

I wish I could go to Mauritius without paying anything
 
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Granted, however, you were caught by the police not long after.

I wish I could score 101 marks for my upcoming Mathematics Exam.
 
Granted,you crashed into the stock market building, nothing happened to the stocks

I wish for a private jet
 
Granted, the conflict was sports-based, and the winner was... uhm

I wish for a Greater Singapore
 
Granted, we now have the world's best airport, malls, food, people, restaurants, and the strongest economy and military in the world.

I wish for some cereal.
 
Granted, but you were caught in the middle of a hail storm.

I wish to have 0.1 milliseconds of screen time for a year.
 
Granted,you miss out important work messages and got fired from your job

I wish for a teleporting machine
 
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