Amusing Discord Quotes

lmao:
[GAME-ENDED USSR] - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
France initially doesn't enter the war, but then eventually decides to enter the war
Lotion - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
dick move @france
[GAME-ENDED USSR] - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
absolutely spicetacular
Nog, Ninology Strategist - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD SYR
I will fuck France
I will legitimately have my High King go to Paris and fuck it
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Obscure Laws:
Herr Doktor Andy Sanguine - Today at 1:22 AM
statute 11772 of the city of pawnee, oklahoma states: 'fuck you', and therefore i shot him as it was within the boundary of law
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Thanos Discord:
Captain SyrixiaToday at 8:55 PM
@August Imperator [GOT/NZR] so i think marvel week has failed
because 999,999 people are thanos

August Imperator [GOT/NZR]Today at 8:56 PM
it literally hasn't started yet you fucking plebian

Captain SyrixiaToday at 8:56 PM
then it will fail tomorrow
...because 999,999 people are thanos

Himika-MongerToday at 8:58 PM
it's okay
you know it worked if someone is using an obscure af character

Captain SyrixiaToday at 8:59 PM
@Himika-Monger
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275360930181939200/513896174151794698/unknown.png

DarcaniaToday at 9:00 PM
thanos discord theme: half of all messages don't appear in your client

Captain SyrixiaToday at 9:00 PM
lmao
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Prydania Marx:
PrykluanToday at 1:52 AM
To be clear
This isn’t necessarily about the Amendment. If anyone has a position on that, for or against, I would direct you to the thread in the RA to express that position. This pow-wow is to bring our communities together to put to rest outstanding issues between our communists in a moderated and civil manner. It will not be a venue to air grievances, but rather one of mutual respect where we can all hopefully put the bad stuff behind us.

MidirToday at 1:52 AM
gotcha

Doctor StraelisseToday at 1:54 AM
You're right, this conflict between our communists needs to be addressed.

Sodium MacSalterson, Esq.Today at 1:54 AM
Our communists?

Captain SyrixiaToday at 1:54 AM
LMAO

MidirToday at 1:54 AM
citizens

Doctor StraelisseToday at 1:54 AM
We are all one in the Workers' Struggle, brother

MidirToday at 1:54 AM
lol
i just realized that

Doctor StraelisseToday at 1:54 AM
RPers of the world, UNITE!

Captain SyrixiaToday at 1:55 AM
WE MUST NEVER ACQUIESCE
WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAAAAANDDDD-AH
FOR IT IS
TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAAAAIL
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heccing hecc zen the rider:
NightsongToday at 5:43 PM
I might have to pester MadJack to restore the Icenian blue color we settled on when he asked a while back.

August Imperator [GOT/NZR]Today at 5:43 PM
yell it at me

regular zen regular zenToday at 5:50 PM
RESTORE THE ICENIAN BLUE

SyrudortumgelödachachiToday at 5:52 PM
BAN ZENRIDER INDEFINITELY

regular zen regular zenToday at 5:52 PM
I SUPPORT THE ABOVE
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Madjack succumbs to my unholy influence. None can escape the dark power:
MadJack [Got/Nze]Today at 6:14 PM
When Fekwow Fwochtewmann had caught up with the othews he was abwe to get behind a piwwaw. Aftew being thewe fow 10 mins onye of the wobbews had nyoticed him and being shooting. "I nyeed backup NyOW". Using a wightew he waited fow the wobbew to get to the othew side of the piwwew and he wit the wobbew's thwoat on fiwe. He then took his weapon and wan back to whewe the othews wewe.
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Pry's reaction kills me. No idea why XD:
GOLD LION ON A SHIRT (Syr)Today at 9:13 PM
@Prydania/Iraelia i still die laughing whenever i remember the story you said about the cat's anus

Prydania/IraeliaToday at 9:13 PM
........context is needed
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GOLD LION ON A SHIRT (Syr)Today at 9:14 PM
the wcw logo

Prydania/IraeliaToday at 9:14 PM
Eric Bischoff thought the 1999-2001 WCW logo looked like a cat's anus
because he had no say in it

GOLD LION ON A SHIRT (Syr)Today at 9:14 PM
yeah that
lmao
 
Just One Communist - VC:
Prydania: If Kjeld Svane picks an Ilian, he'll probably just constantly get lectured on the merits of communism.

Lord Lore: Well, I mean, we only sent one communist to the PGU.

Andy: Yeah, just one. :P
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Zenrideristan is a very special b o y e:
Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:21 PM
Where Syrixia's world and my world cross paths. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDt8wWQsiA

Zen the Rider, the Edgy BritToday at 7:22 PM
libtard destroyed epic style

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:22 PM
More like His Excellence will destroy you ;)

Zen the Rider, the Edgy BritToday at 7:23 PM
>calling ben shapiro "his excellence"
sounds commie, fucking pinko

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:23 PM
lol

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:33 PM
SAVAGE EPIC Bishop DEUS VULTS Libtards with CHRIST and LOGIC (STORYTIME (NOT CLICKBAIT))

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:34 PM
There is a reason I chose Bishop Barron to be Cardinal Araghanes for Sutherland

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:35 PM
now that you say that whenever i get around to updating the CoC page i'm totally using this photo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318933320215953409/524384137155706940/unknown.png

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:35 PM
Well I couldn't because he is dressed as a bishop and not a cardinal which is why I used a less conspicuous image

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:37 PM
I mean
The red is close enough that nobody'd notice
at first glance

Zen the Rider, the Edgy BritToday at 7:37 PM
that fucking image
"you know the lord had to do it to thee"

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:37 PM
God damnit zenrider
I actually can't believe you've done this

Zen the Rider, the Edgy BritToday at 7:38 PM
thank fuck i'm turning into a meme so you can kill me too

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:38 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:38 PM
@Zen the Rider, the Edgy Brit this is h e r e s y

EsplandiaToday at 7:38 PM
The meme is dead. Long live the meme
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Addendum to the above...:
Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:42 PM
right hold on
@Wondrous Is Lit @Zen the Rider, the Edgy Brit
you know the lord had to do it to thee
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318933320215953409/524386536502853632/b8b.jpg

Zen the Rider, the Edgy BritToday at 7:45 PM
God it’s hideous I love it

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:45 PM
why

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:45 PM
deus vult

Wondrous Is LitToday at 7:45 PM
why why why

Generalissimo Comrade SyrixiaToday at 7:45 PM
deus vult, wonderess

LotionToday at 7:45 PM
pin that
right now

Generalissimo Comrade Syrixia pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 7:45 PM
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We actually got one from TNPGen this time; and it's from a political discussion no less! Long time no see. XP
Do You Hear The People Tweet:
QuietDadToday at 10:26 PM
People all over America typing into their iPhones in coffee houses. Even all caps! Revolution isn't dead

Tlomz's Bae (Plem)Today at 10:30 PM
Hahaha

McMasterdonia but e p i c (Syr)Today at 10:35 PM
@QuietDad Do you hear the people tweet

Eras' Bae (Sev)Today at 10:38 PM
Tweeting the tweets of angry men

Tlomz's Bae (Plem)Today at 10:40 PM
It is the tweeting of the people who will not be slaves again

BMWSurferToday at 10:40 PM
Do you hear the people tweet?
Tweeting the tweets of angry people?
They are the tweets of people
Who will not be facebookers again!
When the typing of your thumbs
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

McMasterdonia but e p i c (Syr)Today at 10:40 PM
pin it
now
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Me Hijacking the NBS Broadcast:
RenegalleToday at 7:52 PM
I need to get more involved in the MoC
Err rejoin

El Fiji GrandeToday at 7:53 PM
I would welcome that

RenegalleToday at 7:53 PM
I applied
But McM never responded...

El Fiji GrandeToday at 7:53 PM
I'll accept you after the show

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:53 PM
ah, communications

El Fiji GrandeToday at 7:53 PM
Just apply again

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:53 PM
because obviously there's no other MoC

RenegalleToday at 7:53 PM
Alright

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:53 PM
because as we all know
the Ministry of Culture is in fact called MiniCult
glares at the entire channel
R I G H T ?

MadJack Owns The LibsToday at 7:53 PM
the empire lost the iterian war

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:53 PM
https://tenor.com/view/you-make-me-sad-monty-python-bothered-let-down-gif-4898301
is this a bully channel

MadJack Owns The LibsToday at 7:54 PM
yes

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:54 PM
n o b u l l y i n g

MadJack Owns The LibsToday at 7:55 PM
leave my minecraft server

Little Brown BoyToday at 7:55 PM
and that's what this is all about

Marcus AntoniusToday at 7:55 PM
http://media.zenfs.com/zh-Hant/homerun/gameover.com.hk/343553cba0887a769cc9da9478811906
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Xen is an intellectual:
Xentherida: I play Kerbal, so I'm a qualified astrophysicist.
Lord Lore: If Kerbal makes you an expert on anything, can you do my taxes?
Xentherida: No I can't, because everyone in Kerbal Space Program does tax evasion.
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Zen Has the Whole World in his Pants:
Xenexit Means XenexitToday at 3:51 PM
I remember in the school in london I got in trouble when instead of singing "he's got the whole world in his hands" i sang "he's got the whole world down his pants" and got scolded for blasphemy
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i did an oopsie.:
IC of KalorToday at 8:12 PM
jesus christ why do people go crazy if you tell them they can't owo?
just...don't do it
TWO hissy fits over this bs in less than 24 hours
jesus people
Grohl of Grohl, Grohl of GrohlToday at 8:24 PM
no but srsly
owo
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:25 PM
~ban @Grohl of Grohl, Grohl of Grohl exterminatus
ArosaBOTToday at 8:25 PM
Done. It was about time.
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:25 PM
OH FUCK
UH
ZephyrkulToday at 8:25 PM
. . .
IC of KalorToday at 8:25 PM
ROFL
FFS
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:25 PM
WHAT.
ZephyrkulToday at 8:25 PM
~unban 107574795025035264
ArosaBOTToday at 8:25 PM
Unbanned that user from this server
IC of KalorToday at 8:25 PM
:ref_omg: :ref_omg: :ref_omg: :ref_omg: :ref_omg: :ref_omg: :ref_omg:
Hey! Listen! MadJack has joined!Today at 8:25 PM
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:25 PM
@MadJack I did not think that was gonna happen XD
Sorry! :stuck_out_tongue:
ZephyrkulToday at 8:25 PM
I can't unban normally for some reason
The Planet of WaupunToday at 8:25 PM
Hello
MadJackToday at 8:26 PM
did
did I just get banned
by syrixia
IC of KalorToday at 8:26 PM
yes
by Syr
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:26 PM
apparently
IC of KalorToday at 8:26 PM
retaliation
is needed
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:26 PM
pls
have mercy
i beg of you
ZephyrkulToday at 8:26 PM
by the glory of floof you have been saved
We Will Take Caillte's ResourcesToday at 8:26 PM
forgive them floof for they know not what they do
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F:
MadJack [Got/Nze/IfnA]Today at 630 PM
~sk @the fresh predice of bel air

MadelineBOTToday at 630 PM
sks @the fresh predice of bel air
Done. That felt good.

LotionToday at 631 PM
F

Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland)Today at 631 PM
F

Yalkan: (VC) F in the chat...

Madjack: (VC) Oh, go F yourselves. :P
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NO CHILL:
The Deer Jew (Pry)Today at 1:05 PM
lol
I sold a grade 9 oregano when he wanted to buy weed
ZenrideristanToday at 1:05 PM
plot twist: when you were a teacher
The Deer Jew (Pry)Today at 1:06 PM
no I was in grade 11 at the time
as a teacher I just smoke all the confiscated weed- I mean, dispose of it in a responsible manner
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Patapitaputra:
Sodium [SY | AV]: Today at 6:12 PM
brb nuking Syrixia
Highton / Ponterre: Today at 6:12 PM
North
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Vaasa
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Midir: Today at 6:12 PM
do it
nuke palapitipuputra
Emmasia: Today at 6:12 PM
nukes midir
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:12 PM
Midir
I swear to Prajapati
Midir: Today at 6:13 PM
Sorry
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:13 PM
Pat ali puta
It's really not that hard
Midir: Today at 6:13 PM
palapiturputpurtputra
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:13 PM
I will game end you right here
Emmasia: Today at 6:13 PM
palapitaputa
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:13 PM

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Midir: Today at 6:13 PM
papaliputruputra
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:13 PM
PAT
ALI
PUTRA
Midir: Today at 6:13 PM
Mohammad Ali
Nightsong (ᚾᛁᚵᚼᛏᛋᛟᚾᚵ): Today at 6:14 PM
Syr's god is fake news.
Highton / Ponterre: Today at 6:14 PM
Patalatalaptiutrianitarianatrinaliptura
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:14 PM
@Nightsong (ᚾᛁᚵᚼᛏᛋᛟᚾᚵ) "god" is a generalization
Midir: Today at 6:14 PM
Pataputuluputriputrapinapopopo
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:14 PM
Prajapati is a cosmic force that all things are made out of and that governs all things
Highton / Ponterre: Today at 6:14 PM
Pata poo poo
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:14 PM
It is the Absolute
Emmasia: Today at 6:14 PM
nukes patapitaputra
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:14 PM
It is both conscious and unconscious
Nightsong (ᚾᛁᚵᚼᛏᛋᛟᚾᚵ): Today at 6:14 PM
so it's fake news then
Midir: Today at 6:14 PM
Patrapoopypoopooopoooooooooo
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:14 PM
It is the soul, the undersoul, and the oversoul
Highton / Ponterre: Today at 6:14 PM
“Patapitaputra”
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:15 PM
It is
Midir: Today at 6:15 PM
you're just mad that pataputripoopoo is the worst city
x e n s h a p i r o: Today at 6:15 PM
conclave rules xen is original weedland
meillia has guns
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:15 PM
@x e n s h a p i r o overruled
x e n s h a p i r o: Today at 6:16 PM
too bad
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:16 PM
-another Conclave member

Midir: Today at 6:16 PM
Conclave Rules Pataliputra is poopoo
Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland): Today at 6:16 PM

Highton / Ponterre: Today at 6:16 PM
Patapoopoo = Kalwoon Walled City
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6 December 2018:
[5:21 PM] North Armatasian: holy shit
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: Why are we
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: holy shitting
[5:22 PM] Darcania: is that where you shit in a church
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: Yes
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: in confession
[5:22 PM] Darcania: I feel like that would stifle the natural flow of conversation
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: How have you sinned
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: I shat in a church
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: When
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: Now
[5:22 PM] Yalkan: Wait what?
[5:23 PM] Darcania: "these church toilets are weird, why is there a priest talking to me about my sins"
[5:24 PM] Yalkan: Holy father give me strength
[5:24 PM] Yalkan: What troubles you my son
[5:25 PM] Yalkan: My sphincter
[5:27 PM] Darcania: "I mean there are worse troubles"
[5:27 PM] Darcania: "I ate Taco Bell"
[5:27 PM] Darcania: "get out of my booth"
[5:27 PM] Yalkan: "begone unholy spawn of satan!"
[5:27 PM] Darcania: ✝
[5:28 PM] Darcania: the fires of hell are beset upon thine bowels
[5:28 PM] Yalkan: It is called diablo sauce
[5:28 PM] Yalkan: so
[5:28 PM] Yalkan: You're right
[5:28 PM] Darcania: This conversation brought to you by Taco Bell®
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: Ha at least Im not a sell out
[5:29 PM] Darcania: yes, because I'm the one who has to handle our finances
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: when I eat this crunch wrap supreme with beef and all natural ingredients
[5:29 PM] Darcania: . . .
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: What
[5:29 PM] Darcania: can I have a bite
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: of me
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: yes
[5:29 PM] Yalkan: duh
[5:⁠30 PM] Darcania: bites the crunch wrap
[5:⁠32 PM] Darcania: turns to the camera and smiles
[5:⁠33 PM] Darcania: "sir you're still in confessional"
[5:56 PM] North Armatasian: ...
[6:03 PM] Darcania: do you want a bite
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Some offensive person got in my face at the grocery store today and I stared them straight in the face, sniffed sever times, turned up my nose at them and said, "excuse me. Are you fermenting some kind of cheese? Perhaps a native feta?"

They freaked out.
 
Romanoffia:
Some offensive person got in my face at the grocery store today and I stared them straight in the face, sniffed sever times, turned up my nose at them and said, "excuse me. Are you fermenting some kind of cheese? Perhaps a native feta?"

They freaked out.
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ABC, but betterToday at 22:04
F
CaligulaToday at 22:04
U
ABC, but betterToday at 22:04
Wow rude
CaligulaToday at 22:04
Of course.
ABC, but betterToday at 22:04
True
CaligulaToday at 22:05
Rude is the root of all really good humour.
ABC, but betterToday at 22:05
Roots are also good humor
Why did the guy trip over the root?
It was in the way!
CaligulaToday at 22:05
Humours roots are the best.
ABC, but betterToday at 22:05
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There, that's better.
 
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