Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Feb 4, 2019

• #481

It only blows when the moon asks.

Why can't I slap someone?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Feb 5, 2019

• #482

Because you need fish to do so

Who am I?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 6, 2019

• #483

A flimpersnacker.

Why does the news say today will it will not rain?

 

Siwale

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Siwale

• Feb 9, 2019

• #484

Cause of science.

How do we know today is today?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 11, 2019

• #485

Because it's not tomorrow or yesterday.

Why do cows fart?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Feb 11, 2019

• #486

Because cheese.

Why is NS fun?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 15, 2019

• #487

Because it's a fun game.

What is the forum name hereabouts?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Feb 15, 2019

• #488

Around the next bend

Who am I?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 16, 2019

• #489

The perennial question.

You are Zazumo, of course.

What color is green?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Feb 16, 2019

• #490

The color of the moon during the day.

What is the name of my nation at night?

 

Siwale

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Siwale

• Feb 16, 2019

• #491

Dark Sanjurika

How many minutes are in an hour?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 17, 2019

• #492

65-9+4×5%÷6!

Why is my coffee cup shimmery?

 

Siwale

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Siwale

• Feb 17, 2019

• #493

Wax

Why are some sounds louder than others?

 

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Janus

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YetiNation

• Feb 17, 2019

• #494

Because it's not Sunday.

Why is it getting cloudy again?

 

Siwale

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Siwale

• Feb 18, 2019

• #495

Cuz the Sky got bored.

Why is it snowing?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Feb 19, 2019

• #496

Hell froze over.

Can I have a hug?

 

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Janus

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

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YetiNation

• Feb 19, 2019

• #497

Bluish green.

Why is my ice cream gone?

 

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Berkowitzia

TNPer

• Feb 22, 2019

• #498

Because the flying bear inhaled it.

What is a flying bear anway?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Feb 23, 2019

• #499

A duck

Where is the treehouse?

 

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Janus

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YetiNation

• Feb 24, 2019

• #500

Yggdrasil.

Where's Mars?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Feb 26, 2019

• #501

It's hanging on Yggdrasil.

What is R/D?

 

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Janus

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YetiNation

• Feb 26, 2019

• #502

Silliness.

Who are you?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Mar 11, 2019

• #503

Me

Where is pineapple?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Apr 2, 2019

• #504

Under the Sea

Why am I in TNP?

 

Bobberino

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Bobberino

• Apr 2, 2019

• #505

Because RNG.

Why is @Zaz such a nerd?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 2, 2019

• #506

Because I learned it from you.

Why does @Nessuno like making RMBers cry?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Apr 2, 2019

• #507

Because they're a Gameside Advocate.

Why?

 

Nessuno

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Territorio di Nessuno

• Apr 3, 2019

• #508

Because their tears are the water where i swim.

Why @Zaz is so rude?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Apr 4, 2019

• #509

Because they aren't nice

Why is flying a helicopter so different compared to flying a plane?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 4, 2019

• #510

Because it's two different types of witchcraft.

Why are sports so boring to watch?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Apr 4, 2019

• #511

Because sport is not fun

Why is purple the greatest colour ever?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 5, 2019

• #512

Because you live in a GMOD simulation full of broken textures.

Why are there no North, South, East, West Atlantic GCRs?

 

Sanjurika

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Sanjira

• Apr 5, 2019

• #513

Because the lady in the earth and the man in the moon decreed it would not be so.

If I dip my finger into the cold void, why does the sky weep?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Apr 5, 2019

• #514

Because you are not alive

Why is pants called pants?

 

Great Bights Mum

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• Apr 5, 2019

• #515

Because the subject and verb could not agree.

How do you play rock, paper, scissors?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 6, 2019

• #516

By downloading the app from the app store.

What do raiders do when they're not raiding?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Apr 7, 2019

• #517

They sit in a dark corner of their room waiting for the update to come back around.

Which TV show is the worst?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 9, 2019

• #518

Hogans Heroes...

How long until the poison wears off?

 

Aerilia

"Always be Evil"

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Aerilia

• Apr 9, 2019

• #519

Time is irrelevant

What's the time right now?

 

Zaz

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Zazumo

• Apr 10, 2019

• #520

Time to stop replying to these threads.

Why do you reply to these threads?