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Corrupt a Wish

Granted, nothing bad happens because that's a good thing

I also wish to adopt a homeless cat, aka the one that has been sneaking into the house every night
 
Granted, but you have to pay for the cat food out of your own pocket.

I wish that my cat hadn't been adopted out.
 
Granted, but the person who coded it made a error and it crashes so you live forever.

I wish for schrodinger's cat
 
You've got it, but it has anchovies on it and tentacles on it.

I wish for a rocket ship to the interesting asteroid thing that passed the sun awhile back.
 
Granted, but you must become the first world's transgender representative.

I wish to become the world's first transgender astronaut.
 
Granted, but it's 10 Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for a guy to decapitate me.

(Sorry about that last post of mine. Got busy and had forgotten about the wish.)
 
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