Corrupt a Wish

Janus · Jan 4, 2019

Granted, but each has a monkey paw.

I wish for a single wish.

Aerilia · Jan 5, 2019

Granted, but you have just used it wishing for the wish

I wish I had a puppy

Janus · Jan 5, 2019

Heheehe. Clever.

Granted, but she has three ears.

I wish that I could adopt a homeless cat ASAP.

Aerilia · Jan 10, 2019

Granted, nothing bad happens because that's a good thing

I also wish to adopt a homeless cat, aka the one that has been sneaking into the house every night

Janus · Jan 10, 2019

Granted, but you have to pay for the cat food out of your own pocket.

I wish that my cat hadn't been adopted out.

Aerilia · Jan 11, 2019

Granted, but you have to pay twice the price for the cat food out of your own pocket.

I wish for a free house

Janus · Jan 11, 2019

Granted, but you have to pay annual taxes on it.

I wish for an apartment with a balcony and 2 bedrooms.

Aerilia · Jan 13, 2019

Granted, but it is in the middle of no where and you're the only resident.

I wish for a jeep

Janus · Jan 13, 2019

Granted but it has no engine.

I wish for a ride to the store.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

Granted, you get dropped off at the wrong store

I wish that it rains tomorrow

Janus · Feb 2, 2019

Granted, but it turns to snow.

I wish that it'd not rain tomorrow.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

Granted, but it snows

I wish that it snows here

Janus · Feb 3, 2019

Granted, but it rains.

I wish for a kitten.

SG & BG Burster · Feb 3, 2019

Granted, but you left it in your car overnight accidentally and found it dead the next morning.

I wish for an endless loop of death.

Aerilia · Feb 4, 2019

Granted, but the person who coded it made a error and it crashes so you live forever.

I wish for schrodinger's cat

Janus · Feb 4, 2019

You have him, but I was wondering where he was.

I wish for a minx Esperanza+Schrodinger.

Aerilia · Feb 23, 2019

You get it, but the world blows up a minute after

I wish for a free pizza

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

You've got it, but it has anchovies on it and tentacles on it.

I wish for a rocket ship to the interesting asteroid thing that passed the sun awhile back.

El Fiji Grande · Feb 24, 2019

Granted, but Oumuamua didn't notice we are here.

I wish to one day go to space.

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

Granted, but you must become the first world's transgender representative.

I wish to become the world's first transgender astronaut.

SG & BG Burster · Feb 25, 2019

Granted. You're a part of the Mars mission but on your way to Mars, the mission crew realizes the spacecraft has already run out of food supplies.

Janus · Feb 26, 2019

Evil and evil, I don't don wanna be et.

You're not-wish is not-ungranted.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Aerilia · Mar 11, 2019

Granted, but a glitch happens and you lose your wish

I wish for 10 dollars

SG & BG Burster · Mar 13, 2019

Granted, but it's 10 Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for a guy to decapitate me.

(Sorry about that last post of mine. Got busy and had forgotten about the wish.)

Janus · Mar 13, 2019

Wish denied, but you gain NASA.

Does that even make sense?

I wish for a frog.

SG & BG Burster · Mar 15, 2019

Wish granted, but it turns out the frog has a voracious appetite and devours your pantry.

I wish for a good bowl of porridge.

Aerilia · Mar 15, 2019

Granted, but you get a bowl of weetbix instead

I wish for a puppy

animuplace · Jun 12, 2020

the puppy is a dead puppy

i wish for a non poisoned cookie

Comfed · Jul 9, 2020

Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish that no one replies to this post.

hokkadio · Jul 11, 2020

they do for more than a day but then someone posts anyway

i wish a bug

Comfed · Jul 11, 2020

You get it, and it’s the size of Jupiter, obliterating earth.

I wish for a bad thing to happen.

Arichia · Jul 12, 2020

Granted, your fingers are now stuck to your keyboard.

I wish for a New World Order.

hokkadio · Jul 18, 2020

you get, but then we leave
I wish for a wish

Aerilia · Sep 26, 2020

Granted, you used the wish up

I wish for a bay window

Corrupt a Wish

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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Liberty and Equity

"Always be Evil"

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"Always be Evil"

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Over 50000 km and counting

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Liberty and Equity

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"Always be Evil"

Liberty and Equity

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Liberty and Equity

"Always be Evil"

very awesome noodle cat

Registered

shinjuku

Registered

Definitely, not a crow.

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"