Corrupt a Wish

Granted. I have a successful term, but leave TNP once my term ends.

I wish I knew everything.
 
You do, but by then the planet is screwed over, environment is nonexistent, everybody is poor, and there is no existing government.

I wish I wish a full wish.
 
Granted. All fo your wishes come true, oh wait, you forgot to make one.

I wish FTH would spam carefully :P
 
He does spam without any errors, but everything else he does is done wrong.

I wish that my wish wont get corrupted.
 
You do, but as soon as your reach 9000, you aren't alloud to spam.
spam wisely...

I wish my computer had better specs. especially ram...
 
(Screw your pun!) Ok, but the teacher knows that you didn't do it.

I wish that every game and DLC on steam was free.
 
You do but then a wild cayote runs into your house and takes it into the desert every time it gets finished.

I wish I could speak to animals.
 
You can speak to animals. They don't understand you, but sure you can speak to them in the dead horrific language of Eldritch Abominations. Both you and the animals you speak to are cursed to die horrific deaths.

I wish I was great at math.
 
It's Friday. 11:59 P.M. Enjoy.

I wish that I could get a million dollars without any consequenses.
 
You have one million dollars, the lack of consequences drives you insane, as this of course, is the corrput a wish thread. Since there was no consequences, you slowly go insane from the paradox of the consequences of not having any consequences.

I wish I could make better WA Recommendations.
 
No homework? Granted! You've already flunked out, so no homework ever again!

I wish that I lived in a big farmhouse.
 
You do. I hoped you enjoyed it, youll never sleep again.

I wish that all my schoolwork deadlines were so close.
 
Schoolwork is no longer a thing. Schooltorture, however, is.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cheesecake.
 
Icebergspaz:
I wish that all my schoolwork deadlines were so close.
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Granted, they are all due in five minutes from now.
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*Weren't ***WEREN'T

Ok. Because nobody is able to vote, no elections are won. The only way to gain power is through military conquest and killing everyone who defies the Dictator/Monarch/Suprem ultra leader person.

I wish that I had more time to do homework.
 
You have 700 years, deflated to just a single second. 700 years pass in one second. You go insane from the slwoing of time around you.

I wish I knew how to save myself.
 
You do know how to run at the speed of light but your body disintegrates if you ever do it.

I wish for infinite wishes.
 
The maid does a awful job that your house is dirtier then when it was without the maid

I wish for some Hawaiian pizza
 
Granted. You're hit with an ice age and you freeze to death. A millennia later they find your naked body and display it prominently in the city square as a sign that global warming wasn't real, otherwise how did you freeze to death?

I wish people didn't ask so much of me.
 
Granted. You never do anything and leave NS after a month.

I wish McM granted me powers already, I want to abuse them :voldy:
 
Granted, you abuse your powers and now you are settling in your new home of TRR

I wish for a million wishes.
 
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