*pulls out numerous energy pistols, aerosols, knives and stabbing weapons, a bazooka, a rubber chicken, a mouse-trap gun, a potato cannon, the rod of lordly might, a mars bar, a laptop, a new laptop, the latest harry potter book, a replacement parrot, a yoyo, a picture of the Lieutenant's wife, the authorised Biography of Dr Bright, SCP-154, an Anti-Magic gun, a boomerang, a Gateux Gun, a triple-barrelled revolver, an Elephant Gun (that shoots miniature elephants), a set of Baghnakhs, a board with a nail stuck in it, a Mek'leth, a large salmon, a cricket bat, a billiard ball in a sock, an anvil on a rope, a stiletto, a slingshot, a hand grenade, a miniature chainsaw, some green stuff, a Fluffy Clemmy & an Urumi* that's all my pieces... but I'm keeping grammy's home-made shotgun, it has sentimental value.