The Flemingovian Hymn Book

Flemingovia

Flemingovia

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To the tune "age of Aquarius"
CLICKY FOR THOSE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER IT



When the courts are made a laughing stock
And Our region has too many laws
Then the people will turn to Flemingovia
And This is all because,

This is the dawning of the Age of Flemingovia
Age of Flemingovia
Flemingovia! Flemingovia!

Brand new start for TNP
No delegates that go absentee
No more trials that last for ages
Or constitutions with 74 pages
Laws that no one can understand
Root admins that no one can withstand
Flemingovia! Flemingovia!

When the courts are made a laughing stock
And Our region has too many laws
Then the people will turn to Flemingovia
And This is all because,

This is the dawning of the Age of Flemingovia
Age of Flemingovia
Flemingovia! Flemingovia!

Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
The sun shine in
 
To the tune "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele
CLICKY FOR THOSE TOO OLD TO KNOW IT

There's a fire engulfing TNP
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing us out of the dark
Finally we can see the future’s clear
The Constitution has sold us out but we’ll lay your ship bare

See how we’ll change, a region to renew
Don't underestimate the things that we will do
There's a fire starting in our heart
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing us out of the dark

The scars of long trials remind us of the farce
They keep us thinking that we almost lost it all
The scars of many laws, they leave us breathless
We can't help feeling

We could have had it all
Flemingovia!
You had my heart inside your hand
The future of the region is bright.

Baby, we have sad stories of the things that we've been through
But Flemingovia will lead us on our region to renew
We turn to him in the depths of our despair
When Justices can’t tell the time or Speakers won’t go nowhere.

The scars of long trials remind us of the farce
They keep us thinking that we almost lost it all
The scars of many laws, they leave us breathless
We can't help feeling

We could have had it all
Flemingovia!
You had my heart inside your hand
The future of the region is bright.
Throw out the constitution that treated us so poor
Then Count up our blessings to find what to look for
Turn our sorrow into treasured gold
Flemingovia our hope, a wonder to behold
 
To the Tune “It’s all about you” by McFly
CLICKY FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW THE SONG BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC

[Danny:]
It's not about you
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you, Govindia
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you

[Tom:]
Yesterday, you asked me why I won’t apologise to you.
So I told you with a smile 'It's not about you'
Then you whispered me on IRC and you asked me to,
You said the attacks were personal and you think it's all about you'

[Danny:]
But you say that Flemingovianism’s a cult and worthless trash.
You say that all its teaching is a Scientology rehash
And you think that if you do that it’ll make me say sorry to you?
I suppose you think that, baby, ‘cos you think it's all about you.
Yeah...

[Danny & Tom:]
And I would answer all your wishes, if you asked me to.
And if you deserved an apology, you know I’d give one to you.
But when you think that everything is a personal attack on you.
They’re posts on the forum,
So why behave like a moron?
So I tell you with a smile...
You believe things that ain’t true.

[Danny:]
It's not about you
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you, Govindia
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you
([Tom:] It's not about you)
It's not about you.
 
To the tune "Rockstar" by Nickelback
Yeah, you know the song. But here's the tune so you can sing along



I'm through with standin' for election when I never get in
Cos the voting is all stacked and I'm never gonna win
This region hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new constitution that is short and sweet
Where the speaker does his job and doesn’t whine and bleat
And the delegate sticks around
For more than a week or three
(Yeah, so what you need?)

I need a set of laws that make some sense
Where crossing the admin’s not a capital offence
Gonna make me a region
Where people can feel really free.
(Been there, done that)

I want to get things done without having to go to court
Where sensible suggestions gain full support
And the Temple can be built
Where everyone can see
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade TNP
For a better kind of game
We need to find a god
And we all know his name

'Cause we all want Flemingovia to be our god
And the new constitution is one we will applaud
The old constitution, well it just don’t work
It needs a full replacement, not just a rework

And we all want TNP to be a place of bliss
But it just ain’t happening, and the reason is this
Those enforcing the constitution have a rod up their bum
Can’t believe what a shambles our region has become.

And well, hey, hey, I want Flemingovia
Hey, hey, I want Flemingovia

I wanna be the best damn feeder in Nationstates
Wanna get things done without endless debates
Follow Flemingovia’s mantra
And my life will be easy and free
(A simple way of life, ha, ha)

I'm gonna have some trials that don’t last for years
Then grind to a halt when the judge disappears
Where the laws aren’t used
To keep people out of the Assembly.
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade TNP
For a better kind of game
We need to find a god
And we all know his name

'Cause we all want Flemingovia to be our god
And the new constitution is one we will applaud
The old constitution, well it just don’t work
It needs a full replacement, not just a rework

And we all want TNP to be a place of bliss
But it just ain’t happening, and the reason is this
Those enforcing the constitution have a rod up their bum
Can’t believe what a shambles our region has become.

And well, hey, hey, I want Flemingovia
Hey, hey, I want Flemingovia

I'm gonna live life free and change the norm
And follow Flemingovia to get some real reform,
Cos the washed-up constitution has had its day
We need a theocracy, and Flem has shown us the way….

'Cause we all want Flemingovia to be our god
And the new constitution is one we will applaud
The old constitution, well it just don’t work
It needs a full replacement, not just a rework

And we all want TNP to be a place of bliss
But it just ain’t happening, and the reason is this
Those enforcing the constitution have a rod up their bum
Can’t believe what a shambles our region has become.

And well, hey, hey, I want Flemingovia
Hey, hey, I want Flemingovia
 
TO the tune “Part of the Union” by the Strawbs
Here's the tune. Great party song.

Dedicated to Eluvatar - Attorney General June 29th 2011 to date.

Now I'm a Constitution man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think
That JAL stinks
Yes I'm a Constitution man.

When we meet in the Judge’s hall
I'll be voting for a stall
Won’t let the trial end
On that you can depend
And this case I’ll never let fall

Oh you won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
Till the day I die, till the day I die.

As a Constituion man I'm wise
And I’ll brand my opponents as spies
And I don't get fooled
By the Regions rules
'Cause I always read between the lines.

And I always get my way
Whatever the delegate may say
When a judge makes a shout
I’ll talk him out
I’m in place till Judgement Day.

Oh you won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
Till the day I die, till the day I die.

I’m a very happy man
It’s all going according to plan
I’ll keep on as AG
and I’m sure you will agree
Nine months after the trial began.

But the main reason for my smile
And why a nine month trial is worthwhile
I’ve got JAL by the throat
And denied him the vote
It’s a perfect piece of guile.

Oh you won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
You won’t end the trial I’m AG forever
Till the day I die, till the day I die.
 
"Universal Justice"
Dedicated to Hileville - who I sense will quickly learn that in our courts obedience is valued over a sense of fairness.

Based on "Universal Soldier" by Donovan
CLICKY FOR THE TUNE - GREAT ANTI WAR PROTEST SONG




He's five foot-two, and he's six feet-four,
He enforces some rough justice over his peers
He's all of thirty-one, and he's only seventeen,
And his trials will last a thousand years.

His understanding of our law is sketchy,
Of justice even less
He doesn’t care whose rights he will screw
And he knows he’ll lose goodwill
But he’ll do Grosseschnauzers will,
You should care, my friend, one day it might be you.

Cos he's fighting for Grossechnauzer,
He's fighting for Eluvarar,
He quickly learns to do what he is told
If he goes against their will,
They will lecture him until
His decisions are once again controlled.

He’s not fighting for Democracy,
He will keep the status quo,
If your face don’t fit you’d better just beware.
He's the one who must decide,
Who to save, who brush aside,
And he never sees the writing on the wall.

But without him,
How would JAL been thrown out in the Cold?
Without him the charges would have been withdrawn,
He's the one who causes strife
And so harms our region's life
For without him all this asshattery can't go on.

He's the Universal Justice and he really is to blame,
Cos he doesn’t understand the fucking law,
He’ll obey the oligarchy,
And brothers can't you see,
Their conduct is our region’s tragic flaw.
 
The Court upheld a ruling made by the previous Court in December of 2008 yesterday. That is the only ruling that has come from the Court since I took over as Chief Justice.
 
who I sense will quickly learn that in our courts obedience is valued over a sense of fairness.

The subject of the song is previous justices. I would hope that Hileville will take it as a caveat.
 
I'm Sorry

Based on the classic 1960 Country and Western hit of the same name by Brenda Lee
Here's the original



I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
You were above the rules
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

Grosse told me mistakes
I should treat with a kid glove
But that's only when
The mistake's done by Gov.

[Spoken:]
(I'm sorry) I'm sorry
(So sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
As Admin I was blind
And I was to blind to see
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

Grosse told me mistakes
I should treat with a kid glove
But that's only when
The mistake's done by Gov.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
As Admin I was blind
And I was too blind to see
(Sorry)
 
41
Based on the song "19" by Paul Hardcastle
CLICKY FOR THE ORIGINAL




In 2011 the JAL trial seemed like just another TNP hearing,
but it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, as so were those that did the litigating.
In most feeders the average length of a trial was 2 weeks…
In TNP it was 41.
In inininininin TNP it was 41.


(TV announcer's voice)
The Argument and counterargument of the past few months continued today
In the courthouse of Magicality City
(Chief Justice's Voice)I really wasn't sure what was going on

Ffffffourty one 41, Fo-fo-fourty one, 41
41, 41, 41, 41

In other feeders the attorney general typically served a three month tour of duty but was exposed to hostile litigation almost every day.
In TNP Eluvatar stretched his term out to 10 months
Tttttttttttten months. Tttttttttttten months.


(Singing Girls)
All those who remember the trial
They won't remember who won
Destruction of men in their prime
It lasted weeks forty one
Dedededededede-Destruction
Dedededededede-Destruction
Trial, Trial
Dededede-Destruction, T-T- Trial, T-Trial, T-Trial
Dedededededede-Destruction
Trial, Trial

Most justices go on to high office and great honour, but the JAL justices found themselves mocked and vilified within 48 hours of taking office
Perhaps the most dramatic difference between other trials and The JAL trial was
The ending .. .none of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
Nenene Nenene None of them, none of them, none of them (etc...)
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a hero's welcome

According to an Administration study
Half of the justices in the JAL trial suffered from what Psychiatrists call
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder
Many Justices complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
Some lose their ability to tell the time or make decisions
Eight to Ten days after coming home almost eight-hundred-thousand justices are
still fighting the JAL trial

(Singing Girls)
Dedededededede-Destruction

Ffffffourty one 41, Fo-fo-fourty one, 41
41, 41, 41, 41
Ffffffourty one 41, Fo-fo-fourty one, 41
41, 41, 41, 41

(Justice’s Voice)
When we came back it was different.. Everybody wants to know "How could you let the trial go on for forty one weeks?”
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
We did what Eluvatar told us
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
We had no idea what the law said really
All we want to do is end the trial
All we want to do is end the trial
What did we do it for
All we want to do is end the trial
Was it worth it
 
HAOR CHALL
To the tune "Big Bad John" by Johnny Cash
CLICKY FOR THE ORIGINAL


Haor Chall
Haor Chall

Every morning in the Region, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Haor Chall.

Haor Chall
Haor Chall
Big Bad Chall
Haor Chall

Nobody seemed to know which region he called home
He just drifted to the forum and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, kind of quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said hi to Haor Chall.

Somebody said he came from Pacific shores
But it ain’t no business of mine or yours.
Had a spell in TWP on the Senate Star
Where he reported on news that was quite bizarre
Haor Chall

Haor Chall
Haor Chall
Big bad Chall
Haor Chall

Then came the day at the beginning of May,
When the delegate had to resign and give way.
We needed an election and the ballot was planned
But everybody said “I ain’t gonna stand”
cept' Chall.

With only Romanoffia between him and the prize
He began his campaign thread to write and devise,
He opened up to questions and he answered them slick
He made the election for delegate a real hard pick
Haor Chall

Haor Chall
Haor Chall
Big Bad Chall
Haor Chall

His name’s an obscure reference from the film Star Wars
They make the starfighters whose models you find in toy stores
It’s a company founded by the religious Xi Char
I googled up the name but just about got this far.
Haor Chall

HAor Chall
Haor Chall
Big Bad Chall
Haor Chall

Now if Haor doesn’t win the delegate vote
It won’t be no reason to mock and gloat,
I’ll write a few words of appreciation,
In May of twenty twelve we lost one Hell of a nation, Haor Chall'

Haor Chall
Haor Chall
Big Bad Chall
Haor Chall.
 
How soon before we get a "Songs of Praise" broadcast from the Temple of Flemingovia then?

I don't know how worldwide that reference is, so linky for those with the mis-fortune not to have been born in God's country.
 
Having written a hymn to Haor Chall, it is only fair I write one to Romanoffia as well.

Since it is election season, I give you "Elected", based on the 1972 Alice Cooper Classic.
No chickens had their head bitten off in the making of this song
HERE IS THE ORIGINAL, BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

My name is Romanoffia, I'm your choice,
I wanna be elected,
When get to be delegate TNP will rejoice,
I wanna be elected,
Kids want a saviour, don't need a fake,
I wanna be elected,
We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make,
I wanna be elected, elected, elected.

I never lied to you, I've always been cool,
I wanna be elected,
I gotta get the vote, this region to rule,
I wanna be elected, elected, elected,
Hallelujah, I wanna be selected,
Everyone in the North Pacific.

We're gonna win this one, take the Region by storm,
We're gonna be elected,
You and me together, young and strong,
We're gonna be elected, elected, elected,
Respected, selected, cheese selected,
I wanna be elected, elected.

"And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Reform Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here in Magicality City,
We have problems in the North, with our Constitution,
Admin Bias, a broken judiciary, reform blocked at every turn,
A system that is loaded against change,
We need a minister for Cheese,
But personally, I don't care."


EDITED TO INCLUDE MORE CHEESE
 
A hymn marking the banning from TNP of Govindia by Blue Wolf on 12th May 2012

"Blue Wolf and Govindia"​

Warning: Govindia has pointed out that I wrote this hymn without seeking his express permission, and that it is his opinion that it is "borderline libellous." The Temple of Flemingovia takes no responsibility for any legal penalty that may ensue from your reading of this post. If you are uncertain of the libel laws in your juristiction, please do not read any further. Thank you


To the tune Frankie and Johnny, by Louis Armstrong
HERE IS THE ORIGINAL



Blue wolf and Govindia were sweethearts
Oh what a couple in Love
Govindia was loyal to Blue Wolf
Just as true as stars above
He was his man
But he done him wrong.

Blue Wolf went to the Delegate CP
Some banning he wanted to try
the Soda jerk shouted that Govindia
From the region was gonna fly
He was his man
But he was doing him wrong.

Now Govindia's daddy was the root admin
So he began to cry and bawl
And shout it loud from the rooftops:
“Blue Wolf I wanna recall
He was my man
But he has done me wrong.”

So is this a cause for rejoicing?
Govindia has met the wolf pack
Lots have been sent to the RR
But Govinida ain’t coming back
BW was his man
But he done him wrong.

So this is the end of my story
This is the end of my song
Govindia’s down with Kandarin
And he cries the whole night long:
“He was my man
But he was doing me wrong.”
 
To be fair to all the candidates in the delegate election, here is one dedicated to Eluvatar:

Whoa Eluvatar

To the tune "Black Betty"
Here's the classic original




Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)

The constitution he compiled (Bam-ba-Lam)
But The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
He said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The judiciary gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)

He’s only got one flaw (Bam-ba-Lam)
He won’t change the law (Bam-ba-Lam)
So we all affirm (Bam-ba-Lam)
No change in his term (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)

He's from Taijitu (Bam-ba-Lam)
But he’s admin here too (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, he won’t go rogue (Bam-ba-Lam)
Even though it’s in vogue (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Eluvatar
BAM-BA-LAM
 
Well, now just about every hymn I write is reported to the forum moderators for being "trolling", "Flaming" or "borderline libellous."

And I am now up for trial for failing to "respecting my (govindia's) wishes to sincerely apologise for his behaviour"

Where will this all end? I predict that by the end of the month we will be overloaded with complaints, reports and charges. Therefore I give you my latest hymn...

"Complaints."​

Based on the 1972 song Convoy, by C. W. McCall
CLICKY THE ORIGINAl

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's Flemingovia. You gotta copy on me, Blue Wolf, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Blue Wolf, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Magicality, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Blue Wolf, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, look at the Attorney general thread! like we got us a complaint!

It was a terrible day on the thirteenth of May
I saw the words ‘rit large
My name was posted in the Attorney general thread
Govindia put me on a charge
He said I’d shown him no respect
and my apology wasn’t sincere
And he’s reported all my posts to the moderators
But I’d given him a Bronx Cheer.

[Chorus]
'Cause we got complaint from Govindia
going through the courts
Yeah, we got a complaint from Govindia
and 10,000 mod reports
We may get complaints from Govindia
But Govindia cannot see
We have free speech in this region
‘cos this is TNP
Complaints!


[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Blue Wolf, this here's the Flem. And, you wanna back off Govindia? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Govindia is gettin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into the end of May,
We had eighty-five complaints in all.
But they's a roadblock up on the IRC,
And them charges was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them charges is thick as bugs on a bumper;
Grossescnauzer said “It’s all too much!
He said, "Govindia is untouchable
Gotta handle him with a soft touch."

[Chorus]
But we got complaints from Govindia
going through the courts
Yeah, we got complaints from Govindia
and 10,000 mod reports
We may get complaints from Govindia
But Govindia cannot see
We have free speech in this region
‘cos this is TNP
Complaints!

[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Blue Wolf? Negatory, Blue Wolf; you're still too close. Yeah, Govindia is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.

Well, we rolled up for the very first trial
Bout the hymns I’d chose to write
The jury tore up the charge sheets
Gave Govindia such a fright
So he went and complained to Grossescnauzer
Said “these hymns they need to be checked.
You said I should be treated with a soft touch
But Flem ain’t showing respect!”

There's Complaints and charges and whines and moans,
Gov cried out “it’s not fair
I’m not allowed on #tnp
and things get discussed there!
flemingovia’s showing me no respect
He won’t say sorry to me
With a sincerity that’s appropriate
To my status in TNP.”

[On the CB]
Ah, Blue Wolf to Hilesville, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Hilesville? Listen, you wanna put that Govindia complaint in behind the Felasia trial? Grosse is cherry picking who gets put on trial, and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the trial thread
And prepared to answer the complaint
Grosse was in charge of the prosecution
He said I should have shown some restraint.
I says, "I just write hymns and scriptures
I can’t see all the fuss
If Govindia can’t see the humour
He’s just an old sourpuss, 10-4."

[Chorus]
But we got complaints from Govindia
going through the courts
Yeah, we got complaints from Govindia
and 10,000 mod reports
We may get complaints from Govindia
But Govindia cannot see
We have free speech in this region
‘cos this is TNP
Complaints!

Ah, 10-4, Blue Wolf, what's your twenty? LWU? Well, they oughta know what to do with Govindia out there fer shure. Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, you gonna ban him outta here, so keep the admins off your glass and the Security Council off your... tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's Flemingovia on the side. We gone. 'Bye,'bye.
 
TNP is currently voting to accept (after a lot of lobbying) a treaty with Osiris. It has been a rocky road. We went to them with a treaty proposal; some prominent osiris citizens spent a thread insulting us (until the thread was locked), and demanded a rewrite of the treaty.

We, of course, bent over to accommodate. Is this the lowest point in TNP pride? I think so. Frankly, if we had any self respect left we would have walked.

So I give you "take me I'm yours."

Based on the excellent squeeze single

It sounded a bit desert'y.


I've come across the desert
To greet you with a smile
I’m so desperate for acceptance
It's hardly worth my while
To tell you of my history
Of which I’m rightly proud
I’m desperate for a treaty
So what am I allowed?

Take me I'm yours
Because dreams are made of this
Forever there'll be
A heaven in your kiss

You tell me I’m conflicted
and such a drama horse
Demand a treaty re-write
I accept it in due course.
But I don’t care none baby
Cos there’s nothing I’ll refuse
If you’ll just say you love me
Your attitude I’ll excuse.

Take me I'm yours
Because dreams are made of this
Forever there'll be
A heaven in your kiss

I used to have some self worth
I used to have some pride
But you can treat me dirty
I just want to be allied
Abuse me and insult me
I’ll just come back for more
I used to be a feeder,
But now I’m just a whore.

Take me I'm yours
Because dreams are made of this
Forever there'll be
A heaven in your kiss
 
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfqEisOIMJc[/video]

Eluvatar:
Let’s have a fast poll
cos we’re dangerously close to getting somewhere
Have to slow the process
Fill up the region with a lot of hot air
Make sure that there’s no change
but let the peasants talk and talk all day
Open up another poll
let them think they’ve had their say.

I made a fast poll
It’s my favourite delaying technique
While the people are voting
It will hold up things for at least a week.
Don’t want to change things too far
So if things move I will slow them down
And if Blue Wolf looks dangerous
Release another log, bring the bastard down.


The Regional Assembly:
But the region’s got a problem
Stuck in a rut, that's the way it is
the Constitution’s not working
and the region’s too important to be left like this
But we’ve been debating for ages
and the more we debate the less seems to change
Nobody seems to have vision
Is another bloody poll the best you can arrange?

You got another poll
But is it good enough so we can really move?
We gotta make a decision
Try another way so we can really improve!

I remember seeing, a better set of laws
A new constitution without any holes
And no more worrying about endless trials
And a thousand subclauses that go on for miles
and I had a feeling that it could be good
and I had a feeling that Flem understood, understood.

But then came another poll
and we filled it out to entertain ourselves
Nothing seems to get better
So why not give a new way a whirl?
Maybe thing will get better
Let Flemingovianism have a crack
Stop having all these problems.
Build up the region bring the fun right back.

Eluvatar:

But I’ve got another poll
Just fill this one out and it will all be fine
We don’t want things to be different
So don’t make waves and toe the line
My campaign thread talked of change
But now I am delegate we’re stuck in a groove
Just forget Flemingovianism
Have another poll so nothing will move

Regional Assembly
You got another poll
But is it good enough so we can really move?
We gotta make a decision
Try another way so we can really improve!
 
"I’ve got a little list"
Based on the song from Gilbert and Sullvan’s “Mikado”

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbHxh2NOJIw[/video]


Sung by Kiwitaicho
Inspired by an incident on IRC when Kiwi said that if there was a list of people lined up for recall, Flemingovia would be on that list.​



As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of Regional offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who asks for admin powers--
Who queries you on IRC and pesters you for hours--
And people from the UDL – I hate them above all--
If I cannot get them hounded out I’ll give them a recall
By the time my list is ended no defenders will exist
And they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.

There’s the admin who became a judge and would not be recused,
He really got me pissed--I've got him on the list!
He dared to ask me “what’s my crime” when he had been accused,
I really must insist—Flem never will be missed!

Flemingovia decries the shape our Region now is in,
He rants and rave about the wicked ways of vice and sin.
He tells us his religion helps us find our peace within.
If I was forced to list his crimes I could not even begin!
he thinks he’s so important but he’s really a has-been
He gives me such chagrin, Id like to do him in!

Chorus: We’d like to do him in, we’d like to do him in,
for he gives us such chagrin, we’d like to do him in.

And shall we not forget the politicians in the fray,
their antics give us grist, and yet they still persist!
Like Unibot who recently just upped and walked away,
You think that he’ll missed, but his name was on my list.
But it really doesn’t matter if you like to defend or not,
Once your name is on my little list it will never be forgot
And so for now I guess Ill just give my advice to you,
to do your best, to mind your own, and watch your Ps and Qs.
Or else you may wake up to find that I would like to choose,
your name upon my list, your name upon my list!

Chorus: Its really up to you, to watch your Ps and Qs,
or youll be upon his list, youll be upon his list!!
 
"Are You Experienced?"big]
A hymn celebrating McMasterdonia's elevation to the ranks of Global Moderators
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ok173B6-4[/video]

If you want to eventually be Admin
Then elevated you will be
To join the ranks of Global Moderators
And the forum to oversee

But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have
I know Govindia demands to be told
And wants to know why you are elevated so high
He demands to know the reasons, he’s so bold
are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold?

So, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Let me prove it to you...

I can hear the recall cries in the distance
Already calling for your head
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will
Soon the report button you will dread

Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily admin, but beautiful...
​
 
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