The Wishing Well

James2spooky

James2spooky

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not sure whether such thread has been lost or what. it's simple, make a wish, and have your wish granted in a whole different way by the next poster. simple?

I wish this thread isn't a duplicate of another.
 
I remember the good, old corrupt a wish topic. I'm not sure what happened to it (or if it was even in this region) but i have fond memories of it so two thumbs up for starting this.

Your wish is granted and the topic is new and original but unfortunately your computer implodes and you never get to see what a rousing success it is.


I wish I could sing like Bono and dance like James Brown.
 
You get the voice and moves you desire, but you never make the big time due to your sudden spiritual awaking and conversion to the Primitive Southern Baptist faith.

I wish I could see Daft Punk.
 
You see Daft Punk in the street but they ignore you and buy a pair of croissants.

I wish four hours of sleep was as regenerative as eight.
 
You develop a mysterious form of sleeping sickness, meaning that every time you sleep eight hours its only as regenerative as four.

I wish the new coffee girl that has replaced the cute coffee girl didn't have the crazy eyes
 
New coffee girl's crazy eyes are cured. Unfortunately they're replaced by the crazy fists of fury.

I wish Spring would come already.
 
Spring comes, bringing with it the largest mosquito plague seen in Canada since the great bleeding of '23.

I wish I was successfully doing my phd already
 
your hot tub time machine turns out to be an anti-tardis, taking you at random to the most boring points in history.

I wish I were the 11th doctor
 
Everyone always agrees with you, which is great, except when you're wrong.

I wish I had a second career as a singer/songwriter of thoughtful, acoustic songs.
 
James2spooky:
Yeah, you're the 11th doctor, but nobody know what an 11th doctor is.

I wish people always agree with me.
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all the rad people know the 11th doctor.

You're 2nd career thrives, you get offered an incredible record deal, but have to refuse it due to your passion for the 1st career.

I wish i could be bother selling stuff instead of giving it away
 
You find a passion for selling your stuff that doesn't end until you're sitting naked and alone on a park bench.

I wish the grocery store delivered.
 
The grocery store deliver to you. Unfortunately they get lost on the way, and by the time the food arrives it's rancid. even the canned stuff. the only thing safe to eat are the twinkies.

I wish the average vegan wasn't such a d-bag
 
The average vegan becomes nicer. However, the average omnivore turns into an utter dick.

I wish I could live in the lap of luxury.
 
You become permanently attached to the lap of a large, flatulent, sweaty woman named Luxury.


I wish I were on a tsunami-free beach not infested with anything but contentment.
 
You become so content that you forget to breathe.

I wish that programmers made a more logical error reporting process
 
They do, all their working time in the remaining of their lifetime are now spent in making the more logical error reporting that they never get to make any new program/software ever again.

I wish South Park season 15 will be the best, funniest season.
 
it is, but it incites every minority in the world to rise up and start a conflict that until now was unimaginably horrible.

I wish good plans never fell through
 
Granted, however you find yourself unable to concoct any plan but a terrible one for the rest of your life.

I wish I could catch bullets.
 
What? Of course you can catch bullets, you catch them with your body, inner organs and head - head shot. But that doesn't make you survive the gunshot though.

I wish movie industry focus less on making crappy 3D movies.
 
Your wish is granted as the movie industry returns to simply making crappy 2D films.

I wish I was in Toronto for Opening Day.
 
Your wish is one hundred per cent completely which, in the end, leaves you with absolutely nothing.

I wish I didn't have to fill out so many forms for my son's orthodontic appointment Wednesday.
 
You're completely form free. Unfortunately, your soon has been trapped inside a mirror and flung into space, like in that Superman movie.

I wish that a baseball team goes 162-0.
 
There was a baseball team went 162-0, but nobody was witnessing it and no one actually recorded the game, and all the participated players died of a desease. So nobody who is alive today actually know about it.

I wish Romeo and Juliet didn't have to die the miserable way.
 
Granted, but then they would have had to live the miserable way (marriage).

I wish Jameson hangovers wouldn't hurt so bad.
 
You avoid spilling on your shirt. Unfortunately the scalding hot coffee lands on some exposed skin and you're as badly burned as an Albanian boy after an encounter with a racist dragon.

I wish the chickens would stop staring.
 
They are my favorite, but I'm a huge toolbag and now you like something that a huge toolbag likes, making you Toolish By Association.

I wish there was a cure for the common cold.
 
Erm... It is, but you have to live with those people from Deliverance. Like I do.

I wish the Deep South were more cultured.
 
James, I love you. Seriously. Manlove.

The snow melts, and your home is washed away in the resulting flood.

I wish the Lakers get their third three-peat.
 
Truth: much of western Canada is experiencing the second worst flooding in the last 160 years (1997 was the worst).

The Lakers get their third repeat, Jackson gets his fourth and Satan immediately comes to collect their souls.

I wish the Blue Jays were in the Central division.
 
The Blue Jays move to the Central Division, but are bought out by the Pirates owners, thus ensuring 30 years of losing seasons.

I wish I could time-travel.
 
@OPA: what a coincidence! me loves me too :P

of course, you weren't the first one who did time-travel, and you also weren't the first one who miscalculated and got eaten by a dinasaur when you travelled back to the ancient time.

I wish Scary Movie 5 will be out soon. I love parodies!
 
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