Truth or Dare?

"I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life." - Calvin

Truth for OPA: What is the most annoying habit that your significant other has?


Truth me again.
 
God. Awful. Motherfucking. Snoring.

What is the one thing that has given you the biggest adrenaline rush ever?

Truth?
 
The day after I got stopped for drunk driving. The cop called a friend of mine to come get me because I was an EMT student and "we need good people on the street." That began my biggest personal change yet.

Truth me.

Sybertron: Pick your favorite "dad rock" band. Share them with us.
 
Standing on the edge of a cliff. I can't do heights. I get vertigo on escalators, and walking up stairs that are just slats. As Rizzo the Rat once said, "There are two things in life I hate: heights, and jumping from them."
 
I dunno if he counts, but I'm gonna say Bowie. Although the Who, Floyd, Zep and the Stones are pretty close seconds.

Whats the most physically painful thing you've done to yourself OPA?

Truth as always (I'd do dares, but I'm still at work)
 
When I was seven, I jumped off the couch to get a baloon that was on the ceiling and I broke my collarbone. Ow. Most painful think I've ever done intentionally was eat a tablespoon of cinnamon powder. I puked and had cinnamon grit boogers for like a week.

Truth, because I like expository posts. Posts were exposit myself. Yow.
 
What has happened to the truth or dare thread?! I dare the next person to post in here to post a picture of a glorious moustache in all of their next 10 posts.
 
So, this way this thread worked, originally, was that you came in and asked for a truth or a dare, like the game. The next poster would comply with your request by asking you a truth question, or giving you a dare that you can do around the forum. If you don't want to answer the truth question, or if you fail to perform your dare, then you have to put a chicken image in your signature.

Let me give you an example from the thread's inception:

Virtual Boy:
I dare someone to contact a (friendly and potentially understanding) admin asking to change your user name to "Umblowp The Magical Engine"

Fibonacci:
*sniff*


Is this thread gonna die?

So! Somebody truth or dare me. Bring it on.

Poe:
No, but I think someone's gonna take a chicken for VB's dare. And I should take a chicken for your dare, too, Fib, since I forgot about it. *sigh* But if I have chickens in my sig, that means hot leggy woman has to go...

Democratic Donkeys:
I'll do VB's dare.

Democratic Donkeys:
My Request Sent to Ananke:
I desperately need an Administrator to help me. This is a real life or death situation. You see, my friend, Virtual Boy, his real name is King George Winston Sutheby the Third. (Very odd name, but he's british...)

We've been good friends ever since we met during the war of 1999. You may not have heard of it because it was even less of a real war than the war of 1812 was. Well he has just told me that he won't be with us much longer because he has cancer of the nose.

Truly tragic, but he has asked for me to do one thing for him. Could you change my user name to "Umblowp The Magical Engine". It would make his day and hopefully make his passing easier....

Thank you very much,

DD

aka John Smith Doe the Fourth

Democratic Donkeys:
My magical quest to become Umblowp The Magical Engine

It all started today when everyone was too chicken to take VB's dare. I, on the other hand, having the necessary mental imbalance, jumped at the oppurtunity. Soon I had drafted a request, a very formal one, for our favorite Admin, Ananke.

Unfortunately for some reason Ananke didn't respond. I imagine she was very busy or maybe hadn't noticed my PM yet. So I settled in to wait. Then I saw that Blackshear was on and I remembered he used to be an admin. So I decided to harass him a little for letting me down.

UTME:
Why aren't you an admin any more? I could have used your help but you're not an admin. You let me down. :(

DD

To which Blackshear said:

Blackshear @ cool guy:
I ain't an admin because I only show up here once every 8 days or so. Ananke's online isn't she? Can't she help?

I do miss the power though. Just a little bit. :)

So we started a little PM exchange....

UTME:
Are you kidding? Ananke hates me, I can tell. I already tried her but she hasn't responded. Take the power back!

DD

Blackshear @ awesome dude:
I don't have the power to regain my power. Ananke or Two would have to reinstate me. I'm not sure that they trust me now that I'm a foreigner.

Out of curiosity, what was your admin-help-requiring problem?

UTME:
I'm sure they wouldn't hold being canadian against you too much. This is verbatim what I sent to Ananke...

(Same formal proposal)

Blackshear @ smart guy:
Is that from the truth or dare thread or are just trying to annoy ananke? :lol:

UTME:
Do you honestly think I dreamt all of that up just to annoy ananke? No, I did it because VB dared me too! I'm just a poor donkey caught with a cruel dare. If you were still an admin you could do this. Are you sure you won't you reconsider?

Blackshear trying to craftily get his power back:
It's out of my hands. Maybe if you asked Ananke nicely, she'd reinstate me long enough to change your member name. ;)

That last one was the one I sent to Ananke with a little added on

My add on:
Would you reinstate Blackshear so that I may make VB's last days comfortable?

Pretty please?

DD

And then she responded!

Ananke the awesome:
Happy now? :eyeroll:

And now I am Umblowp The Magical Engine! I won't be having any chickens in my signature! :lol: :P

Sydia:
Umblowp the Magical Engine? Sounds like Thomas the Tank Engine on an acid trip.

Umblowp the Magical Engine:
You making fun of my name!? DD might have let that slide but I sure won't! :mad:

Sydia:
I've forever got the image of a drug-addled talking steam engine in my brain thanks to you, DD! With those swirling multicolours for paintwork, red-rimmed eyes, constant grin on his face, blunt hanging out the side of his mouth and a bong for a funnel.

Disclaimer: Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
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