My magical quest to become Umblowp The Magical Engine
It all started today when everyone was too chicken to take VB's dare. I, on the other hand, having the necessary mental imbalance, jumped at the oppurtunity. Soon I had drafted a request, a very formal one, for our favorite Admin, Ananke.
Unfortunately for some reason Ananke didn't respond. I imagine she was very busy or maybe hadn't noticed my PM yet. So I settled in to wait. Then I saw that Blackshear was on and I remembered he used to be an admin. So I decided to harass him a little for letting me down.
UTME:
Why aren't you an admin any more? I could have used your help but you're not an admin. You let me down.
DD
To which Blackshear said:
Blackshear @ cool guy:
I ain't an admin because I only show up here once every 8 days or so. Ananke's online isn't she? Can't she help?
I do miss the power though. Just a little bit.
So we started a little PM exchange....
UTME:
Are you kidding? Ananke hates me, I can tell. I already tried her but she hasn't responded. Take the power back!
DD
Blackshear @ awesome dude:
I don't have the power to regain my power. Ananke or Two would have to reinstate me. I'm not sure that they trust me now that I'm a foreigner.
Out of curiosity, what was your admin-help-requiring problem?
UTME:
I'm sure they wouldn't hold being canadian against you too much. This is verbatim what I sent to Ananke...
(Same formal proposal)
Blackshear @ smart guy:
Is that from the truth or dare thread or are just trying to annoy ananke?
UTME:
Do you honestly think I dreamt all of that up just to annoy ananke? No, I did it because VB dared me too! I'm just a poor donkey caught with a cruel dare. If you were still an admin you could do this. Are you sure you won't you reconsider?
Blackshear trying to craftily get his power back:
It's out of my hands. Maybe if you asked Ananke nicely, she'd reinstate me long enough to change your member name.
That last one was the one I sent to Ananke with a little added on
My add on:
Would you reinstate Blackshear so that I may make VB's last days comfortable?
Pretty please?
DD
And then she responded!
Ananke the awesome:
Happy now?
And now I am Umblowp The Magical Engine! I won't be having any chickens in my signature!