Truth or Dare?

Dat iz just mean. We all know da
only colloquialism I can speak iz muh ma fuckin own
brand o' gangsta pirate. And if ya don'
know about it, just as Syb. and shit.

I'm only asking fo' truths from now on. brace yourself foo'!


(1)
 
Fuck, maaaan. Yeah, you WOULD be excited to see me get mah freak oh like this, foo. I'ma pop a cap in yo ass fo' this mad ass muthafuckin' dare. Bitch.

(11)

Gimme a truth in this muthafuckin' hizzouse.
 
Awwww. I'm pretty sure every guy is in love with you, HS. I know I am. :w00t:


I dare you to post like an Irishman for your next 5 posts.


Now someone truth me, right now. :lol:
 
:o Rude!

Yeah, I wasn't that much of a fan of it. I make a better brunette. But I'd just split up and needed a change. Changing your hair is an easy thing to do.
 
I stand corrected, Honey, I think the whole nanny thing was the biggest change. It was a turning point. I was east coastin' it hardcore for a year, 30 minutes away from NYC. I miss that so much.


Also, I like your hair, Fibs.
 
Totally.


Truth for Honey (not "honey" :w00t: ) : What is the craziest thing that ever happened to you while at uni?


Some one truth me up, or dare me, pronto.
 
I crapped out my dare, and my sig has been appropriately chickened.


Truth for Fibs: Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?


Truth meh.
 
Realizing I'd been calling someone by an incorrect name for months, only to be corrected by someone else. C'mon people, don't wait to tell me!
 
omg whiners.

my most embarassing moment originally posted Aug 9 2004 on Ol Blue:
Once upon a time, a little over a year and half ago, I was walking through the halls at the University...my first day at college.

I look up, and lo and behold, who should be walking a bit ahead of me, but my great friend Steve, who was in every one of my A day classes senior year of high school! I was thrilled, because I had a huge crush on Steve, and hadn't seen him in ages.

I hurried to catch up to him...and was about five feet away when I yelled out his nickname.

"Spacepants!" I cried, anxious for him to turn around and wait up for me.

He turns.

It's not Steve.

I go bright red.

He (I have no idea who "he" is) looks at me with a "you must be retarded, i'm thinking of running away" look, and says haltingly,

"Are you talking to me?"

I floundered for the right words

"Uh, well...I was but...actually. No, I'm not. Nevermind. Have a nice day!"

And I took off running.


With my luck, of course, I see him every day on the way to class...but he doesn't recognize me. Not fully. This is a good thing. He just gives me that look. You know, the one that says "I swear I've seen you before...something...I know your face, but I don't know what to say."

It goes on for about a month and a half, until one day, I watch him coming toward me on the sidewalk in the place where we usually pass, and I'm gripped with fear as I see the look of dawning comprehension spread across his features. He passes me without saying a word, and gets about three feet before he turns and grabs my arm.

"Spacepants! You're the 'spacepants' girl!"

I blush and nod, guilt written all over my face. Within that week, I had told him the meaning behind the nickname, and why I yelled it at him...and within a month, he and I were dating.


Incedentally, Steve's nickname "Spacepants" came from a rather bored day in band...when he, and I, and our good friend Charlie(Chuck), who sat next to us, decided to have a worst pick up line ever contest. Steve won with his rendition of "Are those spacepants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world." And spacepants became our inside joke.

Now the world knows my story.
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Easy Fib, Kyoto. Thousands of tiny dingy jazz bars/punk venues full of Japanese people who all seems to think "HOLY SHIT! WHITE GUYS! THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING EVER! LETS MAKE THEM DRINK WAY TOO MUCH!". And then the next morning you can head to the Shoren-In (aka the most peaceful place on earth) and be all zen. I never really understood what zen was or why people made such a big deal about it until I went to Kyoto.

MORE TRUTH
 
I have yet to go on a proper walkabout, although it has always been a goal of mine to walk between major cities. I really want to do the Nakasendo this year, but don't think I'll be able to afford it.
 
I dare you to make your next seven posts using only song lyrics. Please include the song title and artist for verification purposes.

i.e.
Describe The Person Above You:
^ she's got eyes that shine
like a pair of stolen polished dimes

The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You
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Truth me, if you dare.
 
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