Mock Elections

New Kervoskia · Jul 30, 2007

Well, since we're not going to be having elections precisely on time, let's hold a mock election. A big ass straw poll if you will.

Joshua · Jul 30, 2007

Wonderful!

I would like to run for either Minister of Defense or Minister of Justice.

Namyeknom · Jul 31, 2007

I demand a mock haiku!

Monte Ozarka · Jul 31, 2007

Namyeknom bids me
To write him a mock haiku.
Here it is for you!

Flemingovia · Jul 31, 2007

I mock elections.

Nya nya nya

Westwind · Jul 31, 2007

Okay, I nominate Magicality for Delegate.

Ermarian · Aug 2, 2007

I vote Dalimbar for Daligate!

"D for Dictator: Coming soon to a cinema near you"

Terry Jacks · Aug 9, 2007

I give away free beer to everyone at all national bars, which makes the people love me! I am crowned dictator at once!

Great Bights Mum · Aug 9, 2007

But I have free rum!

Fulhead Land · Aug 9, 2007

In a suprise twist elect me absolute leader

Terry Jacks · Aug 10, 2007

Never! I have you thrown to the kittens!

Sydia · Aug 10, 2007

Terry Jacks:
Never! I have you thrown to the kittens!

I can see you're gonna fit right in here!

I vote for Flemingovia as "biggest bandwith stealer!".

IndieGirl · Aug 11, 2007

I'm running for High Grand Empress of the Barefooted Legion of The North. I am, I am.