Mock Elections

[New Kervoskia]

Well, since we're not going to be having elections precisely on time, let's hold a mock election. A big ass straw poll if you will.

 

[Joshua]

Wonderful!

I would like to run for either Minister of Defense or Minister of Justice.

 

[Namyeknom]

I demand a mock haiku!

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Namyeknom bids me
To write him a mock haiku.
Here it is for you!

 

[Flemingovia]

I mock elections.

Nya nya nya

 

[Westwind]

Okay, I nominate Magicality for Delegate.

 

[Ermarian]

I vote Dalimbar for Daligate!

"D for Dictator: Coming soon to a cinema near you"

 

[Terry Jacks]

I give away free beer to everyone at all national bars, which makes the people love me! I am crowned dictator at once!

 

[Great Bights Mum]

But I have free rum!

 

[Fulhead Land]

In a suprise twist elect me absolute leader

 

[Terry Jacks]

Never! I have you thrown to the kittens!

 

[Sydia]

Never! I have you thrown to the kittens!

I can see you're gonna fit right in here!

I vote for Flemingovia as "biggest bandwith stealer!".

 

[IndieGirl]

I'm running for High Grand Empress of the Barefooted Legion of The North. I am, I am.