This gem of a conversation from the “Truth or Dare?” thread on the Ol' Blue:
Virtual Boy: I can't believe you've never been in a fight, I've been in gazillions. It's rough over in Britain though
Democratic Donkeys: Yeah, us people in the USA are civilized. That's why we have so many gun deaths. Pistols at dawn Sirrah!
Virtual Boy: Yeah, I'd probably be dead by now if we could "pack gats" or somesuch.
Democratic Donkeys: Ya bro, we be rollin' an' capping niggas all day an' all night biatch. Ya heard!?
Virtual Boy: Uh.. s'up?
Monte Ozarka: I, for one, would be very happy to see sword duels being legalized again. Carry on. :
ff topic::
Virtual Boy: You like swords do you?
(Obscene comment of the day #2)
Monte Ozarka: *groans* Oh, yeaaaah. Especially big, long thick ones...ones that need to be grabbed and held by two hands. (Obscene comment of the day #3)
Virtual Boy: Hand-and-a-half swords? You've got to be Level 4 at least to get one of those.. (D&D reference o' the day #1)
MonkeyWooWoo: You're always checking out men's rapier's then? (just wrong comment of the day #1)
Virtual Boy: Long, thin and sproingy?
MonkeyWooWoo:
Virtual Boy: That's exactly what I was thinking. Well done that man!
Monte Ozarka: I don't discriminate between my swords. If it does the job, it's good enough for me.
Lebedya:
And I thought I was being risque when I went off on a tangent about "post enhancers"